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Picked up the TENACIOUS D: Complete Masterworks 2 disc set yeaterday...fucking hilarious. Contains every episode of the HBO show, concert footage (I saw 'em with Weezer at Bogart's in Cincinnati awhile back, and it was a fuckin' riot), an "On the Road" documentary, music videos for "Wonderboy", "Fuck Her Gently" (animated by Spumco), and "Tribute", all their TV appearences (Crank Yankers, MadTV, Conan O'Brien) and all manner of other stuff... Best part about it...got it for 14.99...well worth it. 
I's be Hyp-mo-tized!
" hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits"- Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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Franta is doing push ups as we speak!
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Really? Wow...congrats, Franta!
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" hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits"- Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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I knew Franta would never stoop as low as...(shudder)...exercise. What was I thinking?
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" hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits"- Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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I won't do two shows a night anymore, I won't do it, I won't.
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Tenacious D- "Dio" Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. It's time to pass the torch, You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you. We're takin' you to a home, But we will sing a song about you. And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of. You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow! Your sauce will mix with ours, And we'll make a good goulash baby. Dio, time to go! You must give your cape and scepter to me. And a smaller one for KG. Go! Go! Dio! Dio! 
I's be Hyp-mo-tized!
" hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits"- Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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What did ya think of the short films on the second disc, Nowhere? I guess they played them before shows on their concert tour, and they played "Rock Star Sperm" before the show that I went to see....
I was laughing so hard I almost spilled my fucking drink. Absolutely disgusting...the only thing I can compare it to in my concert going experiences is seeing GWAR! live....
I's be Hyp-mo-tized!
" hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits"- Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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Those films were so disgusting that I laughed my arse off!
Gotta say my fave thing was the Karate HBO episode!
Have you seen the hidden easter eggs on disc two?
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Yeah, that episode, as well as the one with Sasquatch are funnier than hell. And, no....I haven't discovered the Easter Eggs...where might they be?
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" hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits"- Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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On the disc where all the music videos are etc,move left & right in certain places to highlight the two cactus & a rock (if I remember correctly) you can then view the adverts for the Osbournes featuring Jack & Kyle!
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Found 'em...ya highlight to two aforementioned cacti and the cowskull, which begins to laugh and then leads to an advertisement for the band's CD, cleverly disguised as a feminine hygene product ad....
"Clinical studies have proven that Tenacious D will rock out longer than the leading brand..."
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As sad as it sounds,I now check all DVDs to see if I can find easter eggs!
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I still do that shit all the time. Alot of the time you can find some funny shit.
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It is getting ridiculous now though when a DVD says on that case that it contains eastereggs,surely if they advertise they exist,even if you gotta find them,they are no longer true eastereggs!
My fave of all time has gotta be on the first X-Men DVD where Spiderman appears!
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Some of my favs are the two on the Anchor Bay Evil Dead: Book of the Dead: Special Edition , those being the interview with Rob Tapert and the SFX test stuff and the two located on the Dogma: Special Edition entitled "How Mewes Thinks Kevin Directs" and "How Kevin Thinks Mewes Acts" with the action figures....hilarious stuff.
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" hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits"- Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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Quote:
Picked up the TENACIOUS D: Complete Masterworks 2 disc set yeaterday...fucking hilarious.
Contains every episode of the HBO show, concert footage (I saw 'em with Weezer at Bogart's in Cincinnati awhile back, and it was a fuckin' riot), an "On the Road" documentary, music videos for "Wonderboy", "Fuck Her Gently" (animated by Spumco), and "Tribute", all their TV appearences (Crank Yankers, MadTV, Conan O'Brien) and all manner of other stuff...
Best part about it...got it for 14.99...well worth it.
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" hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits"- Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
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