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I'll admit everything. As soon (I just said As s) as I noticed that my dear board was being invaded, I, as the moderator I am, tried to click the "delete all topics by this user" button, but whenever I tried to I got a "ISSUE9MM OWNZ YOU! laugh out loud" pop up, which I guess was the internet's way of telling me I was being wrecked. I tried to delete the ID or ban it, but I got the same message! So, seeing that I was unable to protect my dear board (which until before being invaded was full of activity and certainly had more than 7 posters and one of them wasn't Bibbo) I moved to "plan B". Plan B means stepping down as a mod so you think there's no mod (I also removed all memories of me listed as a mod from your memories) and then posting a topic in the Super-Secret Message Board (THANK GOB YOU HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET!!!) asking everyone to act cool about the flood. Thank Gob they visited the secret forum first, or they would have bitched about the spam in the Natureverse and I can't delete their posts (I can't delete posts anymore which is the reason why all the spam remains). So, then, the next day I couldn't get out of bed because I was so depressed about my board being wrecked. And then, and then, I saw a flying saucer. And I was about to take it down with my laser, but The Bat-Man came and told me "Stop it! You're not suppoused to attack flying saucers, old chum." And then I said "Gee, The Bat-Man, you're right! I'll think before acting next time." So The Bat-Man says "Now let's go help OJ find the real killers!" and I said "Holy real killers, The Bat-Man!". So on the way we encountered Pete Townshed, and he says to us, he says "I did it for reseach purposes". And The Bat-Man turned into Paris Hilton and started giving Pete a blow job. I felt lonely so I left them alone. I took this walk to easy my mind, find out what's gnawing me. Wouldn't think to look at me, that I've spent a lot of time in education. It all seems so long ago. I'm a thinker, not a talker. I've no-one to talk to, anyway. I can't see the road for the rain in my eyes. I live above a grocery store owned by an Austrian. He often calls me down to eat, and he jokes about his broken english, tries to be a friend to me. But for all my years of reading conversation, I stand there without a word to say. I can't see the bridge for the rain in my eye. And the world is full of life, full of folk who don't know me. And they walk in twos or threes or more, while the light that shines above the grocer's store, investigates my face so rudely, and my essays lying scattered on the floor, fulfill their needs just by being there. And my hands shake, my head hurts, my voice sticks inside my throat, I'm invisible and dumb, and no-one will recall me.
And I can't see the water
through the tears in my ey-y-yes
So then I bought a Twinkie and I felt better.
(p.s.: by owned I mean 0wned and by wrecked I mean wr3ck3d)
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There's a hell of a country western song in there somewhere.
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Shit, you read all that crap?!
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To avoid my current project at work, HELL YES!
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I'm at a boring bank job, working for a barbie doll, writing a self-evaluation of my own performance for last year(because barbie is totally fucking clueless), for a 2% raise.
Damn right I'm sick! I'm looking for something better to do!
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Mxy write to much words,it am make URG head hurt.
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I'm sorry, Mxy. I was just having fun.  Please don't be mad at me anymore.
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I can't stay mad at you, darling.
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Quote:
Captain Cranky said:
I'm at a boring bank job, working for a barbie doll, writing a self-evaluation of my own performance for last year(because barbie is totally fucking clueless), for a 2% raise.
Damn right I'm sick! I'm looking for something better to do!
How bout fucking Barbie?
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Or finding someway to delete all thos posts that ruined the natureverse!
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Oh, you just had to rub that on my face, didn't you...
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I'm sorry it needed to be said!
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Captain Cranky said:
I'm at a boring bank job, working for a barbie doll, writing a self-evaluation of my own performance for last year(because barbie is totally fucking clueless), for a 2% raise.
Damn right I'm sick! I'm looking for something better to do!
How bout fucking Barbie?
Sleep my way to the top? Great idea, but she's such a fucking airhead! Plus we're both married, a minor inconvenience.
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Captain Cranky said:Sleep my way to the top? Great idea, but she's such a fucking airhead!
Hence, you have the advantage. The Jedi mind trick can be used on these people so fucking easily. You don't have to be Obi Wan sly with it, either. Just come out and say it.
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Captain Cranky said:Plus we're both married, a minor inconvenience.
If your wife can't support you in your career, what kind of spouse is she?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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its true, if she loved you she would want you to advance your career!
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Riiight.
"You want a new dining room set, don't you sweetie? Just let me do barbie a few more times, and that promotion is mine! Come on, be a sport!"
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Now you're getting the hang of it!
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Now you guys are really in trouble. You went and made daddy real mad.
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Yeah, right. If I fooled around on my wife, she'd fool around on me, her parents would sue my ass off, and then I'd be stuck with the kid!
Safer for wifey and me to swing with barbie and her ken!
yeah, that's the ticket!
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See, that's the grown-up way to handle a problem. Look at it dead on and decide the most lewed and sexy filled way to solve it.
Don't forget your Jimmy hat.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Because I'm a twit with no concept of "wasted time" I'm going to add paragraph breaks to Mxy's post to make it easier to read. Huzzah! Quote:
I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
I'll admit everything.
As soon (I just said As s) as I noticed that my dear board was being invaded, I, as the moderator I am, tried to click the "delete all topics by this user" button, but whenever I tried to I got a "ISSUE9MM OWNZ YOU! laugh out loud" pop up, which I guess was the internet's way of telling me I was being wrecked. I tried to delete the ID or ban it, but I got the same message!
So, seeing that I was unable to protect my dear board (which until before being invaded was full of activity and certainly had more than 7 posters and one of them wasn't Bibbo) I moved to "plan B". Plan B means stepping down as a mod so you think there's no mod (I also removed all memories of me listed as a mod from your memories) and then posting a topic in the Super-Secret Message Board (THANK GOB YOU HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET!!!) asking everyone to act cool about the flood. Thank Gob they visited the secret forum first, or they would have bitched about the spam in the Natureverse and I can't delete their posts (I can't delete posts anymore which is the reason why all the spam remains).
So, then, the next day I couldn't get out of bed because I was so depressed about my board being wrecked. And then, and then, I saw a flying saucer. And I was about to take it down with my laser, but The Bat-Man came and told me "Stop it! You're not suppoused to attack flying saucers, old chum." And then I said "Gee, The Bat-Man, you're right! I'll think before acting next time." So The Bat-Man says "Now let's go help OJ find the real killers!" and I said "Holy real killers, The Bat-Man!". So on the way we encountered Pete Townshed, and he says to us, he says "I did it for reseach purposes". And The Bat-Man turned into Paris Hilton and started giving Pete a blow job. I felt lonely so I left them alone.
I took this walk to easy my mind, find out what's gnawing me. Wouldn't think to look at me, that I've spent a lot of time in education. It all seems so long ago. I'm a thinker, not a talker. I've no-one to talk to, anyway. I can't see the road for the rain in my eyes. I live above a grocery store owned by an Austrian. He often calls me down to eat, and he jokes about his broken english, tries to be a friend to me. But for all my years of reading conversation, I stand there without a word to say.
I can't see the bridge for the rain in my eye. And the world is full of life, full of folk who don't know me. And they walk in twos or threes or more, while the light that shines above the grocer's store, investigates my face so rudely, and my essays lying scattered on the floor, fulfill their needs just by being there. And my hands shake, my head hurts, my voice sticks inside my throat, I'm invisible and dumb, and no-one will recall me.
And I can't see the water
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So then I bought a Twinkie and I felt better.
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