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OBJECTIVE
To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.
WHAT YOU NEED
1) Girl with bra
2) Two functional hands
3) Common Sense
TECHNIQUES
1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.
DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.
WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
1) "I really want to thank you for this."
2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
3) "Do you have any cereal?"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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sneaky bunny said:
OBJECTIVE
To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.
WHAT YOU NEED
1) Girl with bra
2) Two functional hands
3) Common Sense
TECHNIQUES
1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.
DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.
WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
1) "I really want to thank you for this."
2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
3) "Do you have any cereal?"
I'll need to see a visual!
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uh visual...i need approval for that....well?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Reading this thread reminded me that it has been several months since I removed a bra.
I can feel my finely honed motorskills slipping away from me.
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Nowhereman said:
GAHHH!!!
He never stops! He's like a young black LLance!
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That is a young Llance,its a negative image!
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They had video cameras in the 1800's?
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They used those shoeboxes with pinholes in to capture the images!
They used a total of 250 shoeboxes to film that!
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They used those shoeboxes with pinholes in to capture the images!
That's only because they'd go blind if they stared straight at him.
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And thats why the film has to be run as a negative!
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Also if you look carefully in the top left hand corner,you can see a time travelling Rob Kamphausen masturbating onto Llances head!
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GAHHH!!!
He never stops! He's like a young black LLance!
I laughed so hard after reading this I nearly shit myself.
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another technique.
Two Fingered Flick: Take indexs and middle finger. Place index on one side of clasp, take middle and place on other side. now flick hunny. (one of my personal favorites)
Teeth Exposure: Get behind her, caress her body useing the hands to go all over her slowly. Start to kiss the back of her neck while placeing firm hands on her upper arms. Kiss her shoulders and her upper back. Make sure to move those hands softly over her as you do this. Get those lips around the clasp, by this time your hands should be on my.. erm her breasts. Now put the teeth to work undo the clasp, use your hands and take her bra off slowly. remember all this is done from behind. yummy. (yes another of my favorites)
enjoy gentlemen 
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You think he would have lost some weight by now.
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I smash her in yarbow with my rooker and make her mate viddy while I cut it off with scissors,o my brother.
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I smash her in yarbow with my rooker and make her mate viddy while I cut it off with scissors,o my brother.
...are you Bob Crane?
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Quote:
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Quote:
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You think he would have lost some weight by now.
um...I think thats a she.
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I dont wanna know how ya know!
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Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually.
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WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
1) "I really want to thank you for this."
2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
3) "Do you have any cereal?"
4) "Will you give me a discount on the price if I don't touch your tits."
5)" to bad you didn't get boobs like your mom has."
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"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
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CLEANING MY GUN
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YOU AND I WENT DEEPLY, YOU AND I WENT FAR AND WIDE
YOU AND I WENT GENTLY, YOU AND I WENT FOR A RIDE
BUT SOMEWHERE IN THE ASHES OF THIS BURNING LOVERS GAME
SOMEHOW YOU DECIDED YOU WOULD FIND ANOTHER FLAME
AND AS YOU LAY SLEEPING WITH YOU EYES SOFTLY SHUT
I'LL BE CLEANING MY GUN
WHEN HEAVEN OR HELL TAKES THIS LIFE, I'LL BE DONE
YOU NEVER LIED TO ME, NEVER SAID YOU'D BE AROUND FOR LONG
BUT SOMEHOW I BELIEVED THAT WOULD BE MY ONLY ONE
CAUSE YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING, YOU KNOW WHERE I'M COMING FROM,
NOW THIS TRAIN IS SLOWLY COMING TO IT'S FINAL DESTINATION
AS YOU LAY SLEEPING WITH YOUR EYES SOFTLY SHUT
I KNOW IT AIN'T ME THAT YOU'RE DREAMING OF
MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME LOVE WOULD SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
DADDY ALWAYS SAID THAT LOVE WOULD TAKE ME STRAIGHT TO HELL
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