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WTF? I just got an E-Mail from news@stevenseagal.jp

... and http://stevenseagal.jp/ is a website with a video clip of him speaking Japanese. WHY? What is he saying? Why is he E-Mailing me?


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I did an image search for him in different moods and this is what I found.


HAPPY


SAD


SUPRISED


EXCITED


ANGRY


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Such extensive range of facial expressions!

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maybe i got this email, cause i like his movies (in the hilarious laughing at type of way)....all i know is he wants me dead so i must be ready!!!


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Where's David Caradine when u need him???


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maybe i got this email, cause i like his movies (in the hilarious laughing at type of way)....all i know is he wants me dead so i must be ready!!!



really the only thing their good for


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Steven Segal is the best!!!


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Steven Seagal is the prototype for Ninjas!

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You pipe Peters.

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And Harold Lloyd.


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