RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts WTF? I just got an E-mail from Services@paypal.com

I got an email asking me for confirmation on my paypal account. I don't even have an active paypal account anymore, and especially not at the email address they sent it to. I thought it was one of those phony Paypal scams, but all the url's link to Paypal's website. I still deleted the email. Paypal's not even a real bank. They can kiss my ass.

Can I?

yes.

WAIT UNTIL MOM FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!!!

OWNER OF A LONELY HEART! OWNER OF A FUCKING LONELY HEART!!!!!! IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO REMEBER THE DAMN LINE? IS IT? IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

damn. first day on the job and I blew it!

ewwwwww

AHHHHHHHH

Yes.

"owner of a lonely heart, owner of a fucking lonely heart is it that fucking hard to remember that line, is it, is it"

This is what happens, Rob! This is what happens when you eat another man!

It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson. Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon.
--Jackie Vernon


A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.
--George D. Prentice 1802-1870 American Journalist & Humorist.

I have a son?!

Sorta...

We just don't know who the mom is.

yes we do. It's LLance. It's even on his birth certificate!

Herd behaviour describes how individuals in a group can act together without
planned direction. The term pertains to the behaviour of animals in herds,
flocks, and schools, and to human conduct during activities such as stock
market bubbles and crashes, street demonstrations, sporting events, episodes
of mob violence and even everyday decision making, judgement and opinion
forming.A group of animals fleeing a predator shows the nature of herd behavior. In the often cited article "Geometry For The Selfish Herd," evolutionary biologist W. D. Hamilton said each individual group member reduces thedanger to itself by moving as close as possible to the center of the
fleeing group. Thus the herd appears to act as a unit in moving together,
but its function emerges from the uncoordinated behavior of self-seeking
individualsAsymmetric aggregation of animals under panic conditions has
been observed in many species, including humans, mice, and ants.
Theoretical models have demonstrated symmetry breaking similar to
observations in empirical studies. For example when panicked individuals
confined to a room with two equal and equidistant exits, a majority will
favor one exit while the minority will favor the other.

Frank Burns is the king of spam! -Beardguy57

Frank is just a disturbed inividual, dont provoke him or he may turn violent
-Flameswordsman

"I hate Frank Burns! He reminds me of hell!" -Son of Mxy

"Don't encourage him"-Rex

Frank Burns is God. He's God's father, Maggedon. -Im Not Mister Mxypltk

Frank Burns is one of the best, if not THE best, alts to grace this board every
weekend. -Joe Mama

If it wasn't for Frank Burns' posts, many of my threads would have no replies in
them! "Thank you, Frank! -Lor

Does Frank Burns spamming this thread mean it has been officially been bumped, or
dumped? -Beardguy

Thus have many Off Topic threads perished...not with a wimper...not with a bang....but
with Frank Burns' spam. -Beardguy

God bless Frank Burns and his spamming. He occasionally dregs up important stuff I've
missed the first time around. -King Snarf

Frank Burns is the greatest alt ever.-Prometheus

I think Frank wants to come out of the closet -Beasrdguy

Frank thinks about sex..but does sex think about Frank? -Beardguy

Frank Burns speaks from experience, Oakley. He has four bastard children of his
own. -Anilman

Thank You Frank for your tireless efforts and your loyal support. You truly are the Rock
of the RKMBs. -PJP

let it be known Frank Burns now enlists in the New Regime. -Grimm

Fuck off Frank Burns, you arse bandit. And stick that in your signature.
-First Among Daves

please take your Frank Burns hating elsewhere. -Stupid Doog

Frank is one smart snake on a motherfucking plane. -Killconey

Frank Burns has just become my favorite alt ID. -Joe Mama

i hate frank burns spam -Rob

I've been quoted by Frank Burns! This is the greatest day in the history of everything
-King Snarf

Leave it to Frank Burns to add a bunch of shit to the off-topic forum.-alen1

Fucking Spams OT too much-Ballon knot

Frank Burns and Mopius should merge to create the ultimate factoids about sleeping
-Karl Hungus

frank burns really is the worst fucking alt id on these boards.-Fused

Frank am got aids.-Urg

ill get you frank! I swear it! -Kneutrons

Frank Burns is better than porno! Okay, not that good, but he's a close second.
Pornography, then Frank Burns, then levitating ninjas with kung-fu grip. Yeah.
-Jason E Perkins

He's a good guy, that Frank.-Jeremy

Hi Frank Burns... want to buy some of my daddy's Viagra?-Murtazins'-Daughter

Frank Burns is a shittier alt id than Mopius-Fused

Frank makes life worth living.-Hybrid

don't be mean to Frank. He posts various things, occasionally entertaining.-Uschi

Is Frank Burns just some renegade Google Bot that dumps random information here?-Illegal Machine

Frank Burns REALLY REALLY likes Mr. GayLA. The Time Trust

What will happen to the RKMBs when we're all old and senile?"They'll be
spammed by Frank Burns. Only daily, as he'll forget when
he last visited." Jeremy

off topic forum. if it wasnt for frank burns i wouldnt even know it was
still there...K-nutreturns

I like frank burns. he's better than most spammers cuz he always makes 2 post
s instead of 1. that shows moxie.-Stupid Doog


Frank Burns does not know the meaning of a joke, bad, good or indifferent.
-The Time Trust


I love you,Frank Burns.-Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk