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Dear RKMB posters:
We are Chris Oakleys parents. We are writing this apology because of our sons behavior. What happened when my wife was pregnant with him she smoked a lot a crank and drank constantly. To make up for this we decided to let him always have his way. We never told him no, and we told him he could get any woman he wanted. This is why he is so heart-broken over sneaky bunny. He really has no sense of reality and tries to control everything. That is why he thinks he can come to boards that don't ban anyone and try to get people banned.
Again we apologize. We are just trying to make Chris happy. My wife works very hard at night with her job, pleasing her clients so she gets better tips and her pimp doesn't beat her up. Please go easy on him.
Sincerely
The Oakleys.
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so let me get this straight...you're not the sunglass people?
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So what's Chris' daddy do? Lay in bed w/ whores and drink beer all night?
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Chris i guess drugs run in the family... drugs and cheap hookers
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Now, ladies and gentlemen, you know why I want Mxy banned from the Rob boards for the rest of his unnatural life. Attacking me was bad enough, but dragging my parents into it goes way beyond the pale. My parents have never posted at the RKMBs; in fact, I'm not sure they even know the RKMBs exist. And yet, Mxy felt no guilt about impersonating them as part of his little campaign against me . . . If there is any justice in this world, he will not only be banned from these boards for life, he'll be locked up in jail where he belongs. He's given me yet another reason to hate him.
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Dear RKMB posters:
We are Chris Oakleys parents. We are writing this apology because of our sons behavior. What happened when my wife was pregnant with him she smoked a lot a crank and drank constantly. To make up for this we decided to let him always have his way. We never told him no, and we told him he could get any woman he wanted. This is why he is so heart-broken over sneaky bunny. He really has no sense of reality and tries to control everything. That is why he thinks he can come to boards that don't ban anyone and try to get people banned.
Again we apologize. We are just trying to make Chris happy. My wife works very hard at night with her job, pleasing her clients so she gets better tips and her pimp doesn't beat her up. Please go easy on him.
Sincerely
The Oakleys.
See, now this is what I mean by going too far. You don't insult someone's family. Whoever posted this should be ashamed of themselves. This has gone beyond a joke straight into the libel category. Please stop. 
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I must say that I agree, it's a bit below the belt drawing in people's families... no one ever listens to me though, so I don't know why I bother 
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Now, ladies and gentlemen, you know why I want Mxy banned from the Rob boards for the rest of his unnatural life. Attacking me was bad enough, but dragging my parents into it goes way beyond the pale. My parents have never posted at the RKMBs; in fact, I'm not sure they even know the RKMBs exist. And yet, Mxy felt no guilt about impersonating them as part of his little campaign against me . . . If there is any justice in this world, he will not only be banned from these boards for life, he'll be locked up in jail where he belongs. He's given me yet another reason to hate him.
Actually, Chrissie-Chris, that's not me! I don't do alt IDs. If it was me I'd freely admit it. I like to take pride in getting you all worked up.
What do you know, maybe they really are your parents...
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I doubt it, Mxy. Their computer hasn't worked in months. 
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I doubt it, Mxy. Their computer hasn't worked in months.
YOU ARE THE GAYEST PERSON EVER!!!
now known as rex
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soo, it's not Rob anymore....please let me know about such things, I get so easily confused! 
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Now, ladies and gentlemen, you know why I want Mxy banned from the Rob boards for the rest of his unnatural life. Attacking me was bad enough, but dragging my parents into it goes way beyond the pale. My parents have never posted at the RKMBs; in fact, I'm not sure they even know the RKMBs exist. And yet, Mxy felt no guilt about impersonating them as part of his little campaign against me . . . If there is any justice in this world, he will not only be banned from these boards for life, he'll be locked up in jail where he belongs. He's given me yet another reason to hate him.
Chris the only thing to do is try and get your REAL parents to post here and refute this imposter! With there official statement on these boards the imposter will have no choice but to give up this charade!
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That'll fix his wagon good.
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he'll be locked up in jail where he belongs.
Yeah cause he has commited such heinous crimes!
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I doubt it, Mxy. Their computer hasn't worked in months.
YOU ARE THE GAYEST PERSON EVER!!!
Fuck you,Rex.Nuriko isn't the least bit gay,and if you had anything remotely resembling a brain,you'd know that,asshole.
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But surley she is gay..............all the signs are there!
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Is my brain made of ice cream also? 
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That's right, and everyone loves ice cream!
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Someone should put cyanide in Mxy's.
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Well, it does taste like almonds...
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poor oakley, cant take a little tease
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Little tease?This is verbal nuclear war.
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How about I drop an H-bomb....preferably on Mxy's head.
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More sexual innuendo.....
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More sexual innuendo.....
Not funny,you son of a bitch.
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Nuriko isn't the least bit gay
That sucks.
I like lesbians.
And that's terrible.
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See, now this is what I mean by going too far. You don't insult someone's family. Whoever posted this should be ashamed of themselves. This has gone beyond a joke straight into the libel category. Please stop.
I agree, Oakley should never have brought people's families into this:
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Fuck you AND Kristogar Velo,Chant,and your families too.
Shame on you, Chris Oakley. Shame on you.
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I must say that I agree, it's a bit below the belt drawing in people's families...
You should petition for Oakley's removal from these boards then!
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