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When I was a man (well sort of man),I was rude,inconsiderate,uptight & immature,but when I became a woman I realised how foolish I was.
Can you all please forgive me?
I really love you all!
I was never a real man,and always loved the cock,so I finally decided to become a woman.
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woman to ummm....whatever the fuck you are....i'd say no, gotta settle this in a pool of mud.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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woman to ummm....whatever the fuck you are....i'd say no, gotta settle this in a pool of mud.
Only half of this match excites me. Couldn't we substitute Stareena or Wenchie or Kimi for Miss Oakley???
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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NOT ME! I WANT TO SEE MYSELF MUDWRESTLE! IT'S WIERD HOW YOU CAN MAKE A BALL SACK LOOK LIKE A VAGINA BY TAPING IT BACK THE RIGHT WAY!
I'm Chris Oakley from 40 years in the future!
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woman to ummm....whatever the fuck you are....i'd say no, gotta settle this in a pool of mud.
Only half of this match excites me. Couldn't we substitute Stareena or Wenchie or Kimi for Miss Oakley???
yeah, that sounds so much better
take your pick
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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yeah, that sounds so much better
take your pick
Yes. I pick "yes". All four. In a ring. In my backyard. I'll perform all refereeing and fluffer...uh, shower/clean-up services. Tongue-baths on demand...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I hear Stupid Dogg has banged Christine more times than winged creature but not as many times as Joe Mama.
Dunno what this has got to do with anything but I thought it needed saying!
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Awwwwwwwww...how nice. Nowhereman missed me. I missed you, too, Nowhereman. Y'cunt! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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YOU PROMISED ME YOU'D NEVER TELL!
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DON'T WORRY STUPID DOG. ONE NIGHT NOWHEREMAN COMES OVER MY HOUSE DRUNK AND SOAKING WET FROM THE RAIN AND KISSES ME ON THE LIPS. THEN HE PUTS HIS HANDS DOWN MY PANTS AND SAYS, "I GOT ONE TOO, I WANT YOU TO SUCK IT!" IT WAS THE CRAZIEST BACHELOR PARTY I EVER HAD!!!!!
I'm Chris Oakley from 40 years in the future!
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That's funny - Nowhereman always struck me as the type who likes to be degraded by his "partner". Y'know, the type of lover who'll donkey-punch him in the throes of passion. The type of lover who'll pee on him. The type of lover who'll dress him up like CC DeVille and fuck him while dressed up like Kip Winger...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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