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I haven't had cable in about two years now. I'm getting it thursday.
My question is what have I missed? I'm going to start watching the Chappelle Show. I haven't seen an entire episode yet. Anything else I should watch?
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The question is, what kind of cable? Basic or premium? How many channels will you have? Our system has about 100 regular channels, 50 movie channels (most of which we don't subscribe to), and a bunch of "music" channels. Seriously, they play music. We have a CD player, we have a radio, but my parents put on the TV when they want some music. 
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I only got 2 channels 
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I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die
But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now I got cable TV
And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean
Midget wrestling on channel three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em
Yeah, but that's all right with me
I got cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV
I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network
The news and weather from Peru
I got celebrity hockey
The Racketball Channel too
Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
Mr. Wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I drive
I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
The kind you just can't get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment
'Cause there's just so much for me to see
On my cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV(Cable TV)
Well, if you need to find me
You know where I'll be
Watchin' my cable TV, yeah
Watchin' my cable TV
'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV
My friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think I'm turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's
Twenty-seven times this week
On my cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV
Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
I need my cable TV
Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV)
Got to have cable TV (TV)
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV)
Can't live without my cable TV
Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV)
I've got to have my cable TV
I said cable TV, yeah (TV)
Got to have cable TV
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I'm getting all the basic stations. No movie stations except stars for free for a couple months. I'll probably have it on Comedy Central nonstop.
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The Shield
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I bought a bourgeois house in the Hollywood hills
With a truckload of hundred thousand dollar bills
Man came by to hook up my cable TV
We settled in for the night my baby and me
We switched 'round and 'round 'til half-past dawn
There was fifty-seven channels and nothin' on
Well now home entertainment was my baby's wish
So I hopped into town for a satellite dish
I tied it to the top of my Japanese car
I came home and I pointed it out into the stars
A message came back from the great beyond
There's fifty-seven channels and nothin' on
Well we might'a made some friends with some billionaires
We might'a got all nice and friendly if we'd made it upstairs
All I got was a note that said "Bye-bye John
Our love is fifty-seven channels and nothin' on"
So I bought a .44 magnum it was solid steel cast
And in the blessed name of Elvis well I just let it blast
'Til my TV lay in pieces there at my feet
And they busted me for disturbing the almighty peace
Judge said "What you got in your defense son?"
"Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on"
I can see by your eyes friend you're just about gone
Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on...
And that's terrible.
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Quote:
winged creature said:
24
24 is on broadcast TV.
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He must've meant the reruns on FX!
...or something...
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Is the Playboy Channel in your cable package?
"You kind of get tired giving the other team credit. At some point you've got to look in the mirror and say 'I sucked.'"
Alex Rodriguez, after the NY Yankees were eliminated from the 2006 ALDS by the Detroit Tigers.
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 I'm getting basic cable so no boobie stations.
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South Park. It's funnier than its been in years.
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That is a show I'm excited about. I don't think I've seen a new episode since the 9/11 one.
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I'm fully addicted to Food Network. It started with Iron Chef (which, in my mind, out WWE's the WWE for sheer excitement and pageantry). Then I found myself watching Emeril. Then I discovered Rachael Ray, who is a sweet piece of lady. Now most of my regular viewing is Food Network.
Chappelle Show is one of the few respites I have from the Food Network.
MTV2 plays Beavis and Butthead and Sifl & Olly late at night. Very cool.
Megas XLR is one of my new favorite shows on Cartoon Network.
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Quote:
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MTV2 plays Beavis and Butthead and Sifl & Olly late at night. Very cool.
For some bizarre reason I used to get MTV2 as a broadcast channel. It was taken off the air after the superbowl.
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I forgot how funny The Daily Show was. One of the best shows on TV.
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Reno 911! Touching Evil! Chappelle's Show! Aqua Teen Hunger Force! Sportscenter! The Shield! Monk! The Dead Zone! Smallville! Rap City! Joe Schmoe 2! All the Law and Orders!
He fixes the cable?
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Quote:
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Reno 911! Touching Evil! Chappelle's Show! Aqua Teen Hunger Force! Sportscenter! The Shield! Monk! The Dead Zone! Smallville! Rap City! Joe Schmoe 2! All the Law and Orders!
Definitely thumbs up for all the LAW AND ORDERs. And RENO 911. Fall down funny. And THE DAILY SHOW. RENO is funny for your guts. DAILY is funny for your brain. And LAW AND ORDER is just excellent all the way around. I'll miss ya, Lenny...
We all wear a green carnation.
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 Ignignot: Hello, Carl, I am Ignignot, and this is Ur. Ur: I am Ur! Ignignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon. Ur: You said it right! Ignignot: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours. Ur: Man, you hear what he's sayin'? Ignignot: Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon. Ur: *We're* the Moon! Ignignot: But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon. Ur: Point is, we're at the center, not you! Carl: No, the real point is I don't give a damn. (slams door) Ignignot: Is your ego satisfied? Ur: Damn no! Shake: Look it's just until this ear infction clears up. Then I'll be able to go back to work again. Meatwad: Yeah, well, I don't see no ears. Shake: Well you are about not to have a mouth, and I mean it! I'll rip it off! Ur: Man, that pool is bitchin'! Ignignot: Where shall I place this wet, primitive Earth towel? Ignignot: You and your third dimension. Frylock: What about it? Ignignot: Oh nothing, it's cute. We have five. Ur: Th-thousand. Ignignot: Yes, five thousand. Ur: Don't question it! Frylock: Oh yeah? Well, I only see two. Ignignot: Well that sounds like a personal problem. Ignignot: Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship. Ur: On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks. Ignignot: Let us leave this primitive rock because there's nothing but cavemen here. Ur: Say goodbye, cavemen. Go beat rocks together, you sissies! Freakin' nerds!
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 It's like my pool is tearin' ass across my yard.... but it's standin' still.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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What the fuck do you expect here? I'm drunk!
I can barely see the screen.
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Quote:
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Anything else I should watch?
Not really!
TV sucks, stick with DVD's!
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heh
My time is now taken up by Mario Sunshine, Gran Turismo 4 and Knights of the Old Republic.
I'm four episodes behind on Smallville, one behind on Alias. Lost is the only must watch show now.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I'm gonna watch "Thief" when it hits FX.
Andre' Braugher's da bomb yo!
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