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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38538For some people, it's important to pay attention when the birds and the bees are discussed. Take the case of a German couple who sought help from a fertility clinic after eight years of no success having children. The only problem was, they weren't having sex. According to Ananova, officials at the University Clinic of Lubek said they'd never heard of a similar case after examining the couple during fertility tests last month. After numerous examinations, doctors found both husband and wife to be fertile, and should have had little trouble in conception. "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said, 'What do you mean?'" a clinic spokesman said, according to the report. "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The husband, 36, and his 30-year-old wife are now said to be undergoing sex-therapy lessons while the university clinic embarks on a study to determine the extent of other couples with similar circumstances.
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I've heard that joke a hundred times before.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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This is actually quite a real story, I heard it a few days ago. Don't know why I didn't post it first, come to think of it...
In the perfect world of the FCC and the religious right, this sort of thing would be common.
And that's terrible.
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There was a couple like this in Catch-22, actually. Doc Danekee (sic?) pulled out the scale-models and show them what they were doing wrong.
"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
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I have to ask: if these people are this stupid, why, in God's name, is ANYONE even THINKING of helping them to breed?
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Exactly. we have enough stupid parents. Why make more?
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I head a similar story from my cousin when he was still in med school. But the couple was having sex, just not the right route, more like doggy style. My cousin said either he was in the room when they said that, or it was his friend and he just sat there trying not to laugh.
It's a rented tux ok? I'm not going comando in another man's fatigues.
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Wanna go halves on a baby Batwoman?
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There was a gypsy couple who had a similar predicament last year. 'Cept they were having sex... anal sex. Two or three times a week, according to them.
He fixes the cable?
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Quote:
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Wanna go halves on a baby Batwoman?
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Quote:
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I head a similar story from my cousin when he was still in med school. But the couple was having sex, just not the right route, more like doggy style. My cousin said either he was in the room when they said that, or it was his friend and he just sat there trying not to laugh.
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true story
oh and Franta.....
come here....
....closer......
SLAP!
It's a rented tux ok? I'm not going comando in another man's fatigues.
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...she likes me!
she REALLY llikes me!!!!!!
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He fixes the cable?
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Quote:
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true story
oh and Franta.....
come here....
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SLAP!
why does franta get all the kinky sex?
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Because I got her the guest list!!
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