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I just wanted to start my own pointless arguement.
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Ultra-mega chicken is legend.
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Plus, there were many types of diffrent eggs way before the chicken.
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How long do you think before this thread becomes a conservative/liberal flame war?
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How long do you think before this thread becomes a conservative/liberal flame war?
The chicken is one of the most obvious arguments for evolution.
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The Chicken had to come first or the chick would die. There would also have to be 2 chickens or the species would die out. I suppose that leads to the hairy bits of evolution as well, but I suppose we don't need to go there.
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Also I think you may need a rooster. Maybe.
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Yeah..that would help. Sometimes you miss the chicken for the egg. I guess that's like missing the forest for the trees.
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I suddenly feel like jessica Simpson.
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Also I think you may need a rooster. Maybe.
Are you against lesbians having kids?
Bigot.
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Where did you get those coconuts?
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I'll chalk that up to being tired and possibly senile.
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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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No but mutated seagulls carry them to far away lands.
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An African or Europian mutated seagull?
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It was the chicken. God created species to his liking, and I'd imagine reproduction was an afterthought at best...
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If there was such a thing as evolution, and it appears that there is, then the egg came first. Or, did it? Something laid an egg, and that something was not really a chicken, but it's ancestor. The egg hatched, and out came the first chicken. That first chicken then laid the first chicken egg. Huh, maybe the chicken did come first. Anyone know what came before the chicken?
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Anyone know what came before the chicken?
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Dammit! I knew it! I knew I should have added in parenthases (no Llance jokes please). I knew it! Oh well.
So, what came before Llance?
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What about this: which came first, the omlette or the drumstick? 
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Since humans are the only carnivores known to apply heat to their food prior to consumption, I'd say there were plenty of lions and tigers and bears going for the drumsticks before we figured out how to light stuff up.
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The egg. Dinosaurs were around before chickens. So there were eggs before there were chickens.
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Both. In a chicken omelet.
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The egg. Dinosaurs were around before chickens. So there were eggs before there were chickens.
"Egg" refers to "chicken eggs". In which case you would have had to have a proto-chicken to lay a modern chicken egg.
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But if you believe in evolution, the first chicken was hatched. Therefore, the egg came first.
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Two proto-chickens would have had sex, the female proto-chicken would have laid a mutated (chicken) egg which contained the first chicken.
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How do you know it wasn't proto-1998-godzilla, reproducing asexually?
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We "know" that birds are descended from dinosaurs
We "know" that dinosaurs laid eggs
Therefore, proto chicken must have laid in egg. Therefore, the egg came first.
And even the fake 1998 Godzilla laid eggs, albeit asexually.
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