RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc: 6/22/04

Singles Match single choice

Dave (48%, 10 Votes)

Joe Mama (52%, 11 Votes)

Total Votes: 21 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 8:34 PM

Lightweight Match single choice

Captain of Outer Space (62%, 13 Votes)

Chris Oakley (38%, 8 Votes)

Total Votes: 21 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 8:34 PM

Tag Match single choice

Bibbo/I-Man (71%, 15 Votes)

Dave the Wonder Boy/ G-Man (29%, 6 Votes)

Total Votes: 21 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 8:34 PM

Handicap Match single choice

Chewy/Backwards 7 (48%, 10 Votes)

King Snarf (52%, 11 Votes)

Total Votes: 21 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 8:34 PM

Hardcore Title Match single choice

URG (Champ) (73%, 16 Votes)

Zod (27%, 6 Votes)

Total Votes: 22 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 8:34 PM

*The show opens with ever RDCW wrestler standing in or around the ring. Black Sabbath's War Pig hits as co-GM, The Doctor enters the arena and makes his way down to the ringside area as well. Joe Mama strikes the ringside steps with his barbed wire bat as King Snarf watches warily from inside the ring.

Finally, after a few moments of confused silence, Ministry's N.W.O. blares through the Cheesedome speakers. Images of violence and destruction play across the Cheese-O-Tron, as the entire rWo slowly make their way onto the entrace ramp, the last person out being the CEO, Rob Kamphausen, microphone in hand.

Mike Monroe: "What the hell is going on?"

Madman Marcum: "Shut up, I wanna hear this!"

Rob Kamphausen speaks: "It seems last night that there was an uprising in the Cheesedome."

*The fans go wild.

Rob: "It seems that several of you took it upon yourselves to rebel against the pecking order. You took it upon yourselves to assault members of the rWo!"

*The fans cheer loudly again.

Rob: "Now I could have you all fired right here, right now!"

*Draws looks of approval from several rWo members.

Rob: "I could have every single one of these people ejected from MY arena!"

*Points to the crowd as they chant ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE!

Rob: "But I'm not going to do that. What I am going to do instead, after conferring with my advisors," Looks around at the rWo who nod and pat each other on the back. "Is that we have decided that rather than punish each and every one of you, which is MY right!"

Crowd: "ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE!"

Rob: "Shut up! What we are going to do is, Nowhereman and myself, are going to select five rWo wrestlers. Doctor, you will be allowed to choose five RDCW wrestlers. Then, these two teams will do battle in a Wargames match in the main event of the next pay per view!"

*Crowd erupts as several wrestlers on each side look around. Some are please, some aren't.

Rob: "So pick your five martyrs, for they're going to pay for the sins of the rest of you."

Mike Monroe: "Oh my gob! A Wargames! And we thought the Cheese Grater match last night was brutal! Where will the carnage end?!"

*The Doctor picks up his own microphone.

Doctor: "First of all, Rob, this is not your arena. I own the deed to the Cheesedome, and it's me who allowed you to live out your little wrasslin' fantasies in the first place!"

*Crowd goes apeshit.

Doctor: "So don't you think you can just waltz in here and push us around or tell these people. . ."

*points to crowd who get on their feet screaming.

Doctor: ". . .to just get out!"

Doctor: "You want a war? Well, that's fine, you've got one! I, myself, will personally manage Team RDCW against your rWo team! And when we beat you, I want five minutes in the ring with you, alone and none of your butt buddies around to help you!"

*Crowd erupts!

Doctor: "And that's not all! Next week on Havoc will be two qualifying matches to determine the first two members of Team RDCW!"

*Crowd still erupting as various wrestlers react to the news.

Doctor: "So put your team together because at the pay per view, I'm gonna finally. . .

. . .KICK. . .

. . .YOUR. . .

. . .ASS!!!!

*Crowd completes the sentence as well, going crazy as we head to commercial.

I hereby announce that I want to be on Team RDCW! And tonight, I will prove that I can do it by beating not one, but two members of the rWo! All hail King Snarf!

Read his comments again you idiot,next week will be the first qualifying heat,not this week!
God you Triple Set guys are total dumb fucks!

I realize that, Nowhereman! I'm just saying that if I'm not given consideration, especially after singlehandedly beating TWO of your boys, then Team RDCW is sure to lose!

Yeah, Nowhereman! Your tag team got schooled BIG TIME by God's gift to the RDCW: KING SNARF!!! He beat their asses but good! Joe Mama couldn't do it, Son of Mxy couldn't do it, the two of 'em couldn't do it! But King Snarf did!!!

ALL HAIL KING SNARF!!!

He likes beating arses doesnt he!
He kept trying to beat mine a few weeks back when he was chained to me!
You dont wanna know what he was trying to beat it with!

Oh, Nowhereman, stop projecting your homosexual tendencies onto to me! I'm not gay, and I'm not going to Tahiti with you!

Settle down there, son! You might have an aneurysm! I'll handle Nowhereman. You just concern yourself with enjoying the fine quality sports-entertainment that I present every week.

King Snarf- Caring about each and every RDCW fan!

Your the best damn wrestler in the RDCW! Kick his ass!!!

Thank you for the compliment, though giving Nowhereman's *ahem* orientation, I'd rather not go anywhere near his ass! You'll have to settle for me pummeling him about the head & face!

Bringing your boyfriend to matches is admirable,its nice to see gay couples not being afraid to show their love for each other!
That said,its not admirable to bum each other in public!

Says the guy who spent a week handcuffed to King Snarf, then won his last match by slapping Snarf's nuts. You more infatuated with men's genitalia and gayness than anyone in the RDCW, except for maybe LLance.

I've got no love for Snarf or the little retard who rides his coattails, but you're way too cock-crazy to be making comments...Y'cunt.

Take Snarfs cock out of your mouth when you speak to me!

*breaks kayfabe*

I love how our promos essentially breakdown to this...

NM: You're gay!
KS: Well, you're even more gay!
JM: You're both gay!
KS: Well, you drove us to it!

*breaking kayfabe*

That may be true, but no one outside of Grimm and the Doctor work harder than the three of us to give solid promos and good in-rings week-in, week out. We've earned the right to occasionally break down into calling each other fags. Besides, I prefer to use the really good putdowns in my promos and in-rings.

Yer both gay cunts!

NO! It is YOU who is the ball-licker!!!

Oh what a lovely tea party!

Before the fight, King Snarf kept slowly licking his lips while staring intently in Chewy's direction. Chewy remarked that he felt as though he was being mentally undressed. We both entered the ring fearful men, determined not to turn our backs, or bend over while King Snarf was nearby.

During the match, Chewy and myself were laying down a characteristicly brutal pummelling attack on King Snarf but when we saw that he was getting massively aroused by the beating he was taking, we backed off.

I guess all those underhand tactics of his caught us slightly off guard.

B7's post made me feel a subtle longing for the touch of a man.

Hey,I was in another room,and I was scared!

You were scared because of the jealousy you felt for Chewy and B7. Your emotions got the best of you. You wanted a sound thrashing from Snarf all to yourself...lover-boy.

Stop looking at me like that!

Why? Does the mingling of befuddlement and disgust do something for you? I'm sure Chewy and B7 can satisfy your dark cravings...

Stop undressing me with your eyes you perv!
Oh & stop drooling as well!
Freak!

Please...you know you used your dreaminess to seduce Nowhereman into keeping you in the RwO. Poor li'l pinhead can't resist your boyish good looks and teddy bear cuddliness. It wouldn't surprise me if YOU were secretly the power behind the RwO.

That don't mean it's mutual!