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Shut up fuckta.....
Na, anyone who posts that many boobie pics can't be a fucktard.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Dickless wonders like Dick Eater Lad and Patchdope who post on the DC boards and have a million and one alternate ids on the Marvels of Shazam Yahoo Group are major league fucktards.
Big Time!!!
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The alt 15000+ posts
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IF GOD WILL SEND HIS ANGELS
U2
Nobody else here baby
No one here to blame
No one to point the finger
It’s just you and me and the rain
Nobody made you do it
No one put words in your mouth
Nobody here taking orders
When love took a train heading south
It’s the blind leading the blond
It’s the stuff, it’s the stuff of country songs
Hey if God will send his angels
And if God will send a sign
And if God will send his angels
Would everything be alright
God has got his phone off the hook, babe
Would he even pick up if he could
It’s been a while since we saw that child
Hanging ’round this neighbourhood
You see his mother dealing in a doorway
See father christmas with a begging bowl
Jesus sister’s eyes are a blister
The high street never looked so low
It’s the blind leading the blond
It’s the cops collecting for the cons
So where is the hope and where is the faith
And the love...what’s that you say to me
Does love...light up your christmas tree
The next minute you’re blowing a fuse
And the cartoon network turns into the news
If God will send his angels
And if God will send a sign
And if God will send his angels
Where do we go
Where do we go
Jesus never let me down
You know jesus used to show me the score
Then they put jesus in show business
Now it’s hard to get in the door
It’s the stuff, it’s the stuff of country songs
But I guess it was something to go on
If God will send his angels
I sure could use them here right now
Well if God would send his angels
I don’t want to lie
(where do we go)
I don’t want to have a feel for the song
And I want to love, and i...
(where do we go)
And I want to feel alone
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Queen of the Geeks 300+ posts
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Quote:
Wednesday said:
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Jay Orin said:
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Wednesday said:
You know, after 2500+ posts, I think I deserve to be SOMEBODY'S fucktard!
I mean, seriously, what does a person have to do around here to be considered a fucktard??!!??
I want fucktardishmentarianism.
Hmmmmmm. Nah, too easy dude. Way too easy.
You know, after 2500+ posts, I think I deserve to be SOMEBODY'S fucktard!
I mean, seriously, what does a person have to do around here to be considered a fucktard??!!??
I want fucktardishmentarianism.
I shall give this to you. I shall name you "Fucktard" and you shall be my fucktard.
Doth this please you?    
I don't do drugs, because I am drugs!-Salvador Dali
MST3K:
Master's Wife: The child is a female. She must not be destroyed. She will grow up to be a woman.
Joel: Oh, is that how that works!
Wednesday-I will make for you a brother. He will be Jason Jr.
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Queen of the Geeks 300+ posts
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I don't do drugs, because I am drugs!-Salvador Dali
MST3K:
Master's Wife: The child is a female. She must not be destroyed. She will grow up to be a woman.
Joel: Oh, is that how that works!
Wednesday-I will make for you a brother. He will be Jason Jr.
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Living the dream 15000+ posts
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Them boots are made for walkin'...and that's just what they'll do...
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The Swizzler.... 6000+ posts
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The Swizzler.... 6000+ posts
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*sings* one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you 
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So, wait, what makes a fucktard a fucktard, anyway?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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"Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
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terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
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We have yet to verify the existence of any WhoMoDs.
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You're looking at it 200+ posts
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And you spit in the face of anyone who isn't cool!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Couch Potato
by Al Yankovic
Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
Or just let it slip?
Yo
Remote is ready
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n' Betty
No virgin to channel surfin'
And I'm HD-ready
So I flip
Garbage is all I'm getting
There's Simon Cowell
Who folks wanna disembowel
He opens his mouth
Always says something foul
They're dyin', wow
Wannabes are crying now
He votes them out
Time to throw in the towel
Shows based on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's family
Sho' loves profanity
Whoa, the insanity
Oh, dogs that crap and pee
Home of depravity?
No, they live happily
Yo
Plus "Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna Nicole
Well, she's scaring me
"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)
My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey
Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it
I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)
Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay
Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"
Like to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider
And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a
Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"
Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second spot
Then we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on recording "The Sopranos"
I forgot
I love shows with or without a plot
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only have got
One brain to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)
You can watch anything you want to, man
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