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'Vengeance' swipes cake, eats it, too
August 30, 2004
A 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man crashed a children's birthday party in Oak Forest, identified himself as "vengeance," then helped himself to a piece of cake, police said.
The incident occurred earlier this month at a home in the 14800 block of South Landings Lane in the south suburb, Deputy Police Chief Nick Sparacino said.
When the owner of the home asked the man who he was, the intruder replied, "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.
After continued questioning by the homeowner, the man left the house and drove off in a red 1988 Cadillac.
Police haven't found the man yet and want to charge him with criminal trespass.
"I've been on the job 31 years and I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this," Sparacino said.
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Shit i guess batman got hungry 
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-party30.html
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No one thought to call the police? 
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Are you nuts? He's BATMAN!
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I don't see what the big deal is. I do this kind of shit all the time.
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That's why you're always on the cover of Weekly World News.
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I dunno...a fat bearded guy quoting comic books?
Where was Kevin Smith at the time?
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Considering this happened in Chicago, I'm wondering where Franta was at this time...? 
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The Time Trust said:
Are you nuts? He's BATMAN!
Exactly! What? You wouldn't call the police if there was a six foot bat running around in your house?
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You people are so insensitive!!!
If Bruce Wayne can't take a break from gang wars, battling super-villains, and JLA monitor duty, who can? Those asshole parents shoulda just let him enjoy his slice o' cake and some TV and quit hassling him!
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And so what if he's gained a bit of weight, stopped shaving, and traded in his Batmobile for a used Cadillac? It's his life!
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After continued questioning by the homeowner, the man left the house and drove off in a red 1988 Cadillac.
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Police haven't found the man yet and want to charge him with criminal trespass.
Damn. Someone saw my car !
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Considering this happened in Chicago, I'm wondering where Franta was at this time...?
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I did spot a Batman suit in Franta's closet when I was up there for NatureBoy Con IV...
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Good job, LLance. Now Franta's going to send ROY BATTY to your house, dressed up as The Joker, to beat you to death with a crowbar....
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I did spot a Batman suit in Franta's closet when I was up there for NatureBoy Con IV...
Llance came out of the closet shortly afterwards...
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