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Chuck E. Cheese's. Where he will eat pizza, play games, have cake, and (hopefully) enjoy his birthday.
Happy Birthday, Sammitch.
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Joe Mama said:
Chuck E. Cheese's.
your too cheap to buy to poor guy a taxi dance aren't you?
ah well...
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Birth is quite painful
and there is a lot of blood
But blowjobs are great
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Your haikus suck ass
You soil its sanctity
I hope you get LLanced
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My haikus may suck
but at least they are right
your stanzas are wrong
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They're not called stanzas.
They are called lines, syllables
are five, seven, five.
Last edited by Disco Steve; 2004-09-24 9:47 PM.
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This is an open letter to Captain Sammich............
.......so open in fact,that you can make it up!
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HaikuMan said:
My haikus may suck
but at least they are right
your stanzas are wrong
How are they wrong man?
Obviously you can't count
Five seven five, biatch!
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Wow. I appreciate the thought. At least a large percentage of it... 
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Oh yeah, I forgot to mention...
You gettin' old, son! Happy Birthday, Sammitch!
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TK-069 said:
How are they wrong man?
Obviously you can't count
Five seven five, biatch!
'Tis you who miscount
last two lines are six and six
in your first haiku
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Disco Steve said:
They're not called stanzas.
They are called lines, syllables
are five, seven, five.
Very wise are you
I did choose the wrong wording
oh Steve of Disco
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Indeed you did, and
I appreciate that you
accepted it well.
Also, I forgot
to wish Cap'n Sammitch a
great Happy Birthday.
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HaikuMan said:
Quote:
TK-069 said:
How are they wrong man?
Obviously you can't count
Five seven five, biatch!
'Tis you who miscount
last two lines are six and six
in your first haiku
First haiku:
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Your haikus suck ass
You soil its sanctity
I hope you get LLanced
Last two you say?
You-so-il-its-sanct-tit-ty... SEVEN syllables.
I-hope-you-get-LLanced... FIVE syllables.
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I clicked on this expecting the Next Big Flame War. Needless to say I was pleasantly surprised. Happy Birthday, Captain Sammitch! (It's still before midnight my time. Hopefully you're still out celebrating, though I think Chuck E. Cheese's closes at 10.  )
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I could really go for some pizza right about now... 
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sammitch'll probably pass out in the plastic ball tub.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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TK-069 said:
You-so-il-its-sanct-tit-ty... SEVEN syllables.
I-hope-you-get-LLanced... FIVE syllables.
I was wrong
it's not your math is wrong
it is your english
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Who the fuck cares now
Stop bothering me you ass
My patience runs thin
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True, it was me who
responded four hours later
...no, wait, that was you
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I had to perform in Broadway Revue tonight with Chewy and a buncha other people. It was fun! I'll have a party Sunday evening.
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Happy birthday Cap
may you live many years still
and be happy too
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NurikoK98 said:
I clicked on this expecting the Next Big Flame War. Needless to say I was pleasantly surprised.
Yeesh. Not every thread the has someone's name in it is going to turn out to be a flame fest(usually, when something seems a blatantly obvious beginning to an insult, the actual thread is a disgusting love fest, such as this one).
What do you think this place is, the RKMBs?
...oh, right...I'm not at Dave's boards anymore...
And that's terrible.
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Happy bday,little Samich person!
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That was as much fun as yuo can have sober. 
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And that's terrible.
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Sparks are flying out of that one.
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