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Little did they know that I had spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

And that makes you immune to jokes of very poor taste?

Inconcievable!

you mean there are jokes in the RKMB that isn't "of poor taste"?

There's the one with the thing.

Yeah I remember that.

I remember it, too, but...I dunno, even I almost got offended by that, so I'd say that one was also questionable...

A (Catholic) priest is walking down 5th avenue with his rabbi friend arguing the finer points of the Old Testemant.

All of a sudden a little boy comes out from behind a fence ahead of them.

The priest looks over at the rabbi an says, “Hey… You wanna screw that kid?”

The Rabbi looks at the boy ahead of them and replys, “Out of what?”

Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God came down to solve people’s problems. So they all went to the mountain.

The first man was deaf and God asked him, ‘’Can I help you, son?'’

The man started signing in sign language that he would be so happy if only he could hear. So God touched the man and suddenly he could hear.

God then asked the second man, who was blind, ‘’What can I do for you, my son?'’ The second man said, ‘’Oh God, if I could only see I would be so happy.'’ So God touched him and the man was able to see.

Meanwhile, the third man was sitting in his wheelchair with his mouth wide open in amazement. God looked at the man and asked him what he wanted.

The man pushed his chair back and yelled, ‘’Don’t lay one finger on me, God, I am on total disability benefit!'’

Jokes about jews and then jokes about the disabled?!

I can't believe URG is beating me at my own game.

Little Jenny comes home from playing at Dean's house.
"Hey Mum, guess what! Dean's got a penis like a peanut!"
Mum is understandably confused for a second, then questions, "What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?"

"No silly, ..... it's salty

"Two jews walked inside a bar....AND THEN THE HOLOCAUST HAPPENED!"

Beat that, assbags.

... Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking.

The Italian says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."

The Frenchman says, "I smoothed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."

The Englishman says, "I covered my wife's body with lard. We made love and she screamed for 6 hours."

The others say, "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"

He shrugs. "I wiped my dick on the drapes."

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure picks tomatoes.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Vietnamese? A car thief that can't drive
What's 6 miles long and goes 4 miles an hour? A Mexican funeral with one set of jumper leads.
Why do Mexicans have noses? For something to pick in the wintertime.
Why are scientists breeding Mexicans instead of rats for experiments? They multiply faster and you don't get as attached to them.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Italian? A guy who makes you an offer you can't understand.
Why did the cops take the 911 emergency number off the back of their cars? The Mexicans kept stealing them, thinking they were Porsches.
Why don't Mexicans barbecue? Because the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Did you hear about the two Mexicans on "That's Incredible"? One had car insurance and the other was an only child.

I'm proud of my thread. It's very offensive. It's like, a mini-RKMBs or something.

P.S.

Rex is gay.

Will it help this thread if I meantion raping somebody's grandmother?

I don't know. Is the grandmother African-american?

I personally wanted to volunteer my services as a mod because, as I mentioned before, I have a good understanding of fair play, I know how to listen to both sides of a liberal/conservative argument, I wouldn't abuse my mod powers, and I've been offered the position before (although the offer was retracted because the argument was made that no mods were needed). That's not to detract from anyone else's suitability to mod this forum at all. I just think I would be a good choice - not the only good choice, but a good choice nonetheless. I simply want to help and I think this is a good way for me to contribute to, if nothing else, maintaining a peaceable atmosphere to the best of my ability, which several of you can probably vouch for.

qw

A guy is jogging down the beach when he sees a quadrapalegic woman lying in the sand, so he says "Hi"

She replies, "Did you know, I've never been hugged before?"

The man feels pitty so he leans down and huggs her and she thanks him and he joggs away.

The next day he's jogging down the same beach and sees the same woman

She says, "Did you know, I've never been kissed before?"

The man feels pitty so he leans down and kisses her and she thanks him and he joggs away.

The next day he's jogging down the same beach and sees the same woman

She says, "Did you know, I've never been fucked before?"

The man feels a little awkward at first, but he leans down and picks her up and carries her far into the watter then throws her into the waves yelling, "There, now your fucked!"

aww

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana

GREEN!

Banana who?

orange you glad I didn't say bananna again?

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