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My ex and I have talked almost every day since we broke up a little over a year ago. We stopped fooling around about three months ago. I'm still in love with her, but, like most of the relationships I've been in, she never loved me. She liked me a LOT at one point, but that faded away a while ago...
Let me give you a little bit of background on her. She's 29, blond, 108 lbs, with a gorgeous figure and a beautiful face. She's smart, smarter than me, with a voracious appetite for knowledge... especially books. She reads ALL the time. She's the most graceful, feminine, womanly girl you'll ever meet but she loves to dress up crazy-like and listen to punk rock music. She can (or rather, could) keep up with me, shot for shot, when we drank whiskey together. And most of all, she not only put up with my Batman and pulp space opera obsessions, she thought they were... yes... charming... She even read "Galactic Patrol" just for me...
Well, a little over two weeks ago, I began to realize that this "love" I have for her is actually... an obsession... and an unhealthy one at that. I'm not a jealous person. I've never been, really... But now... Now I can feel that sweet, innocent love turning slowly but surely into the bitter resentment and jealous impotence of an ex-boyfriend.
Things have only been made worse, since she e-mailed me the picture of her very first tattoo. It's a slightly-stylized Colt .45 on her lower left hip, with the barrell-end pointing DIRECTLY at her pussy. It's fucking HUGE. It's about the size of my open hand. I have a picture of it, but I've never learned how to post pics on this MB. If you want to see it, you'll have to teach me how.
This tattoo has me FURIOUS. FUCKING FURIOUS.
FIRST OF ALL: Why the MOTHERFUCKING FUCK did she have to wait until AFTER we'd broken up to get such an awesome-looking, hard-on-inducing tattoo? She knew how badly I wanted her to have one... she knew how much it would've turned me on... But no. She waits until AFTER we've broken up to run out and get a tattoo of a pistol aiming right at her fucking pussy (which, btw, used to belong to ME).
SECOND OF ALL: It's pointing right at her PUSSY. Which means, "Here ya go, boys, this is where ya need to aim." Which means, "I got this so other boys could look at it while they're EATING ME OUT." Of all the PURPLE HELLS... I just want to PUNCH IN THE FUCKING FACE the next ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER who gets to "see" it. Because it's most definitely NOT going to be me.
Why... why the FUCK is it the girl who manages to come out of a break-up looking hotter than ever, cooler than ever, and happier than ever? While the guys always end up freaking out, getting drunk every night, and banging the first nasty-ass fat whore that comes along? WHY?
WHY THE FUCK?!?! I HATE feeling this way...
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There's a thin line between love and hate, if I may cop Chrissie Hynde.
That said, my suggestion is that you stop taking her calls. You know, stop communicating with her. You don't have kids together, the relationship's over, move on.
And if you genuinely feel obsessed with her, seek professional help. Seriously.
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Shit. I agree with Jim Jackson. Con-sarnit!
Seriously, Non, the best thing you can do is put distance between you and this girl. I think it's weird that she sent you a picture of her pussy-pointing tattoo. Either she wants to get you riled up (and has succeeded), or she thinks she has a far higher comfort level with you than is healthy for either of you. Whichever it is, the best thing you can do is stay away. Your reaction to her alone shows that she's bad for your mental well-being.
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Really, what's the point in talking to her, if you ain't fucking her?
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What's the point of talking to women when you can post on the RKMBs instead?
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Well, baby used to stay out all night long
She made me cry, she done me wrong
She hurt my eyes open, that’s no lie
Tables turn and now her turn to cry
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now
Well, she used to run around with every man in town
She spent all my money, playing her high class game
She put me out, it was a pity how I cried
Tables turn and now her turn to cry
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now
Well, I used to walk in the morning, get my breakfast in bed
When I’d gotten worried she’d ease my aching head
But now she’s here and there, with every man in town
Still trying to take me for that same old clown
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now
YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
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Word. Word. The deed is done. The page has turned. The book is closed.
In the words of Jesus... "It is finished."
Non
P.S. Good advice, seriously. It'll be hard to ignore her, but it MUST be done. What did Stryfe tell Zero during the X-Ecutioner's Song? It's better to lose a few fingers in order to save the entire hand...
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This bitch aint the perfect piece of ass youve tricked yourself into thinking she is. And the next one wont be either. Distance aint the key. It's kicking her over-rated ass off the pedestal youve put her on. Yeah, there are cool chicks, there are hot bitches. She very well may have been both. But those 2 combined still are hardly worth your 2 minutes mulling over it when you can be spending those minutes hitting the next broad thats the hottest poptart this side of instant breakfast.
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As a girl, not the most experianced girl, but as a girl nonetheless I concur. She likes your reactions but is just using you for momentary entertainment. She probably sent the tattoo pic because she liked it and since she's already revealed herself to you, you might be one of a few people she could show it off to? I dunno. She's a bitch. DUMP her. You're still way too mentally connected.
Send the picture to her parents. That will probably piss them off and make a world of trouble for her and she'll hate you and never tease you like that again.
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Yes. Piss her off to the point that *she'll* never talk to you again. That way, if you ever slip up by having a moment of weakness, and want to talk to her, she won't want to, saving your immortal soul in the process...
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Get revenge post the picture here!
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This bitch aint the perfect piece of ass youve tricked yourself into thinking she is. And the next one wont be either. Distance aint the key. It's kicking her over-rated ass off the pedestal youve put her on. Yeah, there are cool chicks, there are hot bitches. She very well may have been both. But those 2 combined still are hardly worth your 2 minutes mulling over it when you can be spending those minutes hitting the next broad thats the hottest poptart this side of instant breakfast.
wow, remind me not to let sammitch chat with you 
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I have a picture of it, but I've never learned how to post pics on this MB. If you want to see it, you'll have to teach me how.
Register a folder at Photo Bucket, upload the pic there, and then put [image] tags around the url to post it here.
And that's terrible.
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I have a picture of it, but I've never learned how to post pics on this MB. If you want to see it, you'll have to teach me how.
Register a folder at Photo Bucket, upload the pic there, and then put [image] tags around the url to post it here.
A-ha! So that's how it's done!!
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I have a picture of it, but I've never learned how to post pics on this MB. If you want to see it, you'll have to teach me how.
Register a folder at Photo Bucket, upload the pic there, and then put [image] tags around the url to post it here.
ImageShack works well, too, and there's no need to register to upload pics.
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Things have only been made worse, since she e-mailed me the picture of her very first tattoo. It's a slightly-stylized Colt .45 on her lower left hip, with the barrell-end pointing DIRECTLY at her pussy. It's fucking HUGE. It's about the size of my open hand. I have a picture of it, but I've never learned how to post pics on this MB. If you want to see it, you'll have to teach me how.
This tattoo has me FURIOUS. FUCKING FURIOUS.
FIRST OF ALL: Why the MOTHERFUCKING FUCK did she have to wait until AFTER we'd broken up to get such an awesome-looking, hard-on-inducing tattoo? She knew how badly I wanted her to have one... she knew how much it would've turned me on... But no. She waits until AFTER we've broken up to run out and get a tattoo of a pistol aiming right at her fucking pussy (which, btw, used to belong to ME).
SECOND OF ALL: It's pointing right at her PUSSY. Which means, "Here ya go, boys, this is where ya need to aim." Which means, "I got this so other boys could look at it while they're EATING ME OUT." Of all the PURPLE HELLS... I just want to PUNCH IN THE FUCKING FACE the next ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER who gets to "see" it. Because it's most definitely NOT going to be me.
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Things have only been made worse, since she e-mailed me the picture of her very first tattoo. It's a slightly-stylized Colt .45 on her lower left hip, with the barrell-end pointing DIRECTLY at her pussy. It's fucking HUGE. It's about the size of my open hand. I have a picture of it, but I've never learned how to post pics on this MB. If you want to see it, you'll have to teach me how.
This tattoo has me FURIOUS. FUCKING FURIOUS.
FIRST OF ALL: Why the MOTHERFUCKING FUCK did she have to wait until AFTER we'd broken up to get such an awesome-looking, hard-on-inducing tattoo? She knew how badly I wanted her to have one... she knew how much it would've turned me on... But no. She waits until AFTER we've broken up to run out and get a tattoo of a pistol aiming right at her fucking pussy (which, btw, used to belong to ME).
SECOND OF ALL: It's pointing right at her PUSSY. Which means, "Here ya go, boys, this is where ya need to aim." Which means, "I got this so other boys could look at it while they're EATING ME OUT." Of all the PURPLE HELLS... I just want to PUNCH IN THE FUCKING FACE the next ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER who gets to "see" it. Because it's most definitely NOT going to be me.
agreed!!
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I have a picture of it, but I've never learned how to post pics on this MB. If you want to see it, you'll have to teach me how.
Register a folder at Photo Bucket, upload the pic there, and then put [image] tags around the url to post it here.
I tried. Here's the message I get:
"Over the next few weeks we will be upgrading our infrastructure to better serve our users.
Therefore we are currently not accepting new "free" accounts at this time. Please come back soon!"
Any other website that does this?
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ImageShack works well, too, and there's no need to register to upload pics.
And that's terrible.
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well post the pic dude, the instructions are up!!
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damnit....c'mon now......you baited us now show!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Let's see if this works...  There ya go, fellas. My ex. Goddamn whore. Whack it till it chaffs. Non P.S. Can the next bitch in line PLEASE be hot, too? I don't plan on downgrading.
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Damn, looks like she has a killer body.
I give you credit for tapping that in the past, but like I mentioned earlier, if you're not hitting that now, I see no point in talking to her.
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Wow. All I gotta say is that she's pretty evil to send you that pic AFTER you've broken up.
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Wow. All I gotta say is that she's pretty evil to send you that pic AFTER you've broken up.
Yeah, that's pretty savage.
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Is that HER hand pulling down the panties? It looks kinda mannish...
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Oh, and Fused... I printed out your post and taped it above my computer monitor so i can look at it every coupla minutes.
That's the kinda shit I need to hear.
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HOTT!....but too damn big for me to consider it.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I wouldn't be half as upset if there were other girls as hot as this in my life right now. Sadly, there is not. Not even at work (Outback Steakhouse -- I'm a server). I'm not in school. I will be this fall. Things might change, then. Quote:
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HOTT!....but too damn big for me to consider it.
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Did you at least give her a facial during your time with her? That can be good bargaining info for later on...
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She ain't all that.
She's just a solar powered flashlight that walks and talks, and can't draw a gun to save her life.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
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