Quote: URSA said: Thank you Sinistar for reminding me how delusional the men are on planet Houston. If these gnats are going to "lay" someone in their deluded minds, the least they could do is find someone who's not a known man-hating lesbian.
Stop leaving messages on my cell phone. It's just become embarrassing.
Quote: URSA said: Thank you Sinistar for reminding me how delusional the men are on planet Houston. If these gnats are going to "lay" someone in their deluded minds, the least they could do is find someone who's not a known man-hating lesbian.
Stop leaving messages on my cell phone. It's just become embarrassing.
I rest my case.
Could you stop resting your case outside my window? I'm having company over tonight and your irrational pleas for me to take you back might scare them off. Or possibly cause them to indulge in fits of hysterical laughter.
Ever since she found out her nickname around the office is "Fingercuffs"...
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Ever since she found out her nickname around the office is "Fingercuffs"...
You can cover up all you want, but it was you who drove me to lesbianism when you forgot that I said "Let's just hold hands", and then forgot it again, and again, and again, and again,... There's a reason Phil wants your head on a silver platter.
Grimm: I suppose it's too "late" for your father to tell you what a lesbian is. Tough, that's not my problem.
Ever since she found out her nickname around the office is "Fingercuffs"...
You can cover up all you want, but it was you who drove me to lesbianism when you forgot that I said "Let's just hold hands", and then forgot it again, and again, and again, and again,... There's a reason Phil wants your head on a silver platter.
Two words for ya...the only two that matter:
"I came."
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Quote: Grimm: I suppose it's too "late" for your father to tell you what a lesbian is. Tough, that's not my problem.
Someone's forgetting who's idea it was to bring another woman into the mix. You'd never even been with another woman until I put you in that situation. Now you want to claim you're "hardcore" about it, and all the while you're following me around town and calling me at odd hours asking me to come over and hold you.
URSA said: Thank you Sinistar for reminding me how delusional the men are on planet Houston. If these gnats are going to "lay" someone in their deluded minds, the least they could do is find someone who's not a known man-hating lesbian.
Alright look, I miss Stareena just as badly as the rest of you undersatisfied and misguiding boars, so I can't say that I blame you.
There plenty of other girls you can meet locally who you're probably a lot more compatible with. And even in the best circumstances, inter-galactic relationships are way too much work. I tried that a few times many years ago, and it just pissed me off. While I was all devoted and totally into them, these cunt bitches were dating men and just totally abusing the situation, so I basically did a lot of work and expended a lot of energy for nothing. I believe they're more your type. Have you ever had a real relationship with a woman like that? Have you been able to demonstrate to one what real love is?
Have you tried match.com personals? It doesn't cost that much to join, and then you are exposed to a constant stream of available women who are more than happy to play along with whatever you're reading out of Penthouse Variations. Better yet, you may even let your subcription run out because you'll be too busy to even cancel. Then again, one can only wish for a miracle.
I haven't been around for, oh, about a year, and I must admit a slight curiosity as to what in the name of fuck is going on here. Y'know, the kind of curiosity that makes you slow down at accident scenes, or that makes one watch reality shows.
Could someone provide a synopsis? What happened to who, when? And Stareena? And the whole dead lay thing... Why, I think you can even get real dolls that vibrate, so these chicks gotta make more of an effort!!!!!
That... that's it. I'm going to watch Cheap Seats, so try and have this assignment completed by the time I get back. Thanks.
Do I have to do this all over again? Didn't I do it right the first time?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
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