RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 12/21/04

2 out of 3 Falls single choice

Chewy Walrus (45%, 10 Votes)

Wednesday (55%, 12 Votes)

Total Votes: 22 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 2:49 PM

Hardcore Match single choice

Bibbo (86%, 19 Votes)

Zod (14%, 3 Votes)

Total Votes: 22 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 2:49 PM

Bikini Pose Down single choice

Meeko (14%, 3 Votes)

Sneaky Bunny (59%, 13 Votes)

Stareena (9%, 2 Votes)

Cowgirl Jack (18%, 4 Votes)

Total Votes: 22 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 2:49 PM

Singles Match single choice

Scottwatermusic (55%, 12 Votes)

LLance (45%, 10 Votes)

Total Votes: 22 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 2:49 PM

Should Rex get the title shot against Snarf? single choice

Yes (36%, 8 Votes)

No (64%, 14 Votes)

Total Votes: 22 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 2:49 PM

Donkey Loving Tag Titles single choice

JoeMama/SonofMxy (Champs) (45%, 10 Votes)

Notwedge/CaptainofOuterSpace (55%, 12 Votes)

Total Votes: 22 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 2:49 PM

Ministry's "NWO" blasts over the speakers as the show starts. Out comes Joe Mama, mic in hand, dressed in all black. He marches out to the ring amid a very mixed response.

JM: I just got here a few minutes ago and, much to my surprise and displeasure, I seem to be booked in a match against Captain Sammitch at Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda! Now, I don't know how the Powers That Be figure out rankings in their little cubicles in Hoboken, but I KNOW that Captain Grandstand is nowhere near the Numer-One contender's spot for this Eurotrash Title! Hell, that glorified jobber isn't in the running for ANY title!

AND, just to really frost my arse, I noticed that Rex (a man that I beat decisively in our only match against one another) has an opportunity to wrestle for the Big Cheese Title?!? Just how in God's Name did THAT happen? What has Rex done to put himself in ANY title contention, much less the Crown Jewel of this promotion???

The way I see it, our "New Sheriff" - Grimm, who I also decisively beat in several matches - seems to be using his new-found power to screw your's truly over! As the Eurotrash Champion, with no clear competition, I should have say about who I face to defend my title. And as the last man to defeat King Snarf for a major title, I should be considered the Number-One Contender for his belt!

But I know how Grimm works. He got his mini-RwO built in the form of the Bastardo Family. He got his former Triple Threat boyfriend in the top spot. And now he's gonna try to exact his revenge on me for beating him in his own match by putting me up against every undeserving, overrated jobber he can find - if he can't have the Eurotrash Title, then he'll devalue it to the point of meaninglessness!

Well, I've got one thing to say to my "Challenger", Captain Sammitch: Do NOT take this match! Walk away. Because, if you step into the ring with me come Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda, I guarantee that you will be carried out on a stretcher. I will put you in worse shape that YOUR boyfriend, PenWing!You don't have the luxury of letting someone else fight your battles for you. Meeko won't be able to distract me and help you win your match. And I sure as HELL won't be handing you the title! Walk away from this match, Sammitch, or, by God, I'll destroy you!!!

And to the RDCW's "beloved" GM, Grimm...well, I think you oughtta haul your ass out here and at least be man enough to confirm to my face what I already know to be true! While you were pretending to rule the RDCW, I carried this promotion on my back! I gave the RDCW back to the fans! I am your better - you KNOW I am!!! - and I deserve the respect that comes from being the franchise player of the RDCW!!!

Get your ass out here, Grimm! You owe me that much!!!

Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.sing
Violently, move the jaw
Cry aloud. bound up the dead
Triumphantly

The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.

Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast
Hey, yeah - I’m the one that you wanted
Hey, yeah - I’m your superbeast



*Grimm appears on the rampway, in his custom tailored black suit, mic in hand.

"Did I hear that? Did I hear right? Did Joooooooeeeeeeeee Maaaaamaaaaa just say that I owe him? You think I owe you, Joe? Well, lets see. . .You come out here tonight to the old rWo theme music. . . *small pop from some of the scattered, remaining rWo fans. . . .you come out all in black. . .sounds familiar. . . *smirks a bit as the crowd cheers. and not to mention, last but most definitely not least. . ."

*Begins walking down the rampway

"You're standing in that ring wearing two belts that as far as I'm concerned. . . *Grimm's expression goes from one of amused nonchalance to one complete seriousness. . . still belong to ME!" *Crowd erupts as Grimm reaches the ringside area.

"And one day, I fully intend to reclaim what's mine! So the way I see it, Joe, the only thing I owe you. . ." *Grimm walks up the steps and enters the ring. "Is the mother of all ASS KICKINGS!!!" *Crowd really cuts loose this time, cheering and standing.

*Joe Mama tosses the belts aside and raises his mic. "Bring it on, then! I've already kicked your sorry ass for these belts and put you on the shelf for months!"

*Grimm is now standing directly in front of Joe. At the sound of Joe's comment, his expression reverts to amusment again, as he turns and walks around Joe. "Aheh. Beat me, sure. . .kicked my ass. . .maybe. . .put me on the shelf? Not on your best day, bub. You see, while I was off dealing with personal business, I watched you, Joe. As I've watched you from day one. I've seen what you've accomplished and I know who you've beaten."

*Joe raises the mic, smiling as the crowd quiets down a bit. JM: "I'm listening."

"Let's go down the list here. We're nearing the end of your rookie year here in RDCW, and you've already had three titles strapped around your waist all at once! You've beaten men with a lot more skills and experience than you. You took a beating from three guys at once and survived, even thrived. Hell, Joe, you were one of the guys, if not the guy to finish off the rWo!"

*Crowd gives a mixed reaction, some cheering for Joe, some cheering at the mention of the rWo. Joe nods and smiles at this, remembering his glory days. JM: "I'm listening."

"But you've let success go to your head, Joe Mama. You think now that you've made a mark, a serious dent in RDCW in your rookie year, that you can coast and live off of your past glories!"

*Crowd cheers as Joe's smile begins to fade.

"You wanna blame me for the Bastardo Family and their rise to the top? No, Joe, they're success is due to the failure of you and your buddies to get the job done! Hell, you can't even get along with each other!"

*Joe is furious. JM: "Now wait a damn-"

"NO, YOU WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!" *Grimm turns back to Joe as the two men stand nose to nose. "I'm the acting GM around here right now, I'm running this show, and what I say goes! And you will defend those belts where and when I say! And at Arma Gadda Da Vidda, you will get in the ring with Captain Sammitch, you will defend the EuroTrash title, and you will settle your differences like men! And what's more, it will be an ASYLUM RULES MATCH!"

*Joe steps back a bit, somewhat surprised and maybe a little shaken. JM: "Who the hell has Sammitch ever beaten to get a title shot?"

"Need I remind you that Sammitch is a two-time Lightweight Faggot champion as well as a former Hardcore Porn champ? Not to mention last week, he kicked the crap out of a guy a helluva lot bigger than you, Two-Ton Tommy, in a steel cage! When was the last time you defeated one of Bastardo's minions?"

*Joe is getting visibly pissed off now. JM: "Listen, mother-"

"In fact, Joe when was the last time you defended a title? It's been a couple of weeks, I'm sure! Oh, wait. . . realization hits Grimm. You have a title defense tonight! You and your hermaphroditic loveslave, Son of Mxy! You know, I always thought you were the butch, but after your whining out here tonight, Joe, I have to reconsider that one."

*Joe flips out and nails Grimm in the face with mic. The two begin brawling as officials and security storm the ring, trying to separate them. Finally, security pulls them apart. Grimm picks up his mic, removing his ripped up shirt.

"Whoohhh, he's a little frisky, that one. Listen up, Joe, if I were you, I'd stay in the back with your little ladyboy friend, and get ready for your match tonight! Because Notwedge and Captain of Outer Space are gonna finish what they started two weeks ago!"

*Crowd cheers loudly.

"And this Sunday at Arma Gadda Da Vidda, Captain Sammitch is gonna beat you down and pull that EuroTrash title off of your waist!"

*Grimm's music hits again, as the crowd goes wild. Show fades out on Joe Mama, standing at the rampway, surrounded by security, fuming over this turn of events.

We cut to a camera backstage where we see Pariah scanning through a copy of "Big & busty grannies".
Pariah "Wow,so thats what they look like........cool!"

Suddenly out of nowhere the black garbed mystery man smacks Pariah across the back with his trade mark ebony baseball bat.

Pariah falls to the floor and rolls onto his back in obvious pain only to be met by a black boot to the jaw knocking him unconcious.

The mystery man disapears just as quickly as he appeared.

Chewy Walrus vs Wednesday

This technical match-up between the former RwO member and one of the RDCW's up-and-comers ended when Wednesday delivered his "See You Next Tuesday" superkick in the center of the ring.


Bibbo vs ZOD

Bibbo, a former Donkey Lovin' Tag Team Champion, showed that he could still excel in singles competition when he Bibbo-Bombed the Rogue Kryptonian Leader through Fat Retard and LLawler's announce table, winning by countout. It was only through the timely intervention of Non that ZOD avoided penetration by LLawler.


Bikini Pose-Down

The voting was tight between Stareena, Meeko, and Cowgirl Jack. But, when Sneaky Bunny took off her knee-length "RDCW DIVA" T-shirt to reveal two RDCW decals and a t-back thong, the voting was over. Sneaky Bunny was declared the winner and Madman Marcum demanded a five-minute "cooldown" period.


Scottwatermusic vs LLance

Scottwatermusic's debut match was against the RDCW's largest veteran, and the rookie was able to hold his own. Though LLance delivered quite the assault on the RDCW's newest wrestler, Scottwatermusic was able to take as much punishment as LLance could give and even one-upped the giant. winning the match with his "Across The Pond" elbow from the top rope. An impressive victory by Scottwatermusic!!!


Tag Team Title Match

The Champions' ring-rust showed as the challengers were able to isolate Son of Mxy for the better part of the match. When Joe Mama was finally tagged in, he was a man possessed, delivering beatings to both NotWedge and Captain of Outer Space (and almost getting DQ'd for chokes and refusing to break holds). However, the tide turned for the final time when Joe Mama fell victim to the Death Chop 2000. Son of Mxy ran in to break the potential cover, but COO delivered the Sirius Slam for what would be a double pin.

After the final match, Louie Bastardo is hanging around backstage with Snarf and Oakley, when he's approached by a young guy.

James Fantastic: Mr. Bastardo? I've got a proposition you might be interested in...