|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578
500+ posts
|
|
500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578 |
I want to start up a list of all the hilarious, memorable quotes from Napoleon Dynamite.
I already have a shit-ton, but I want some other people's favorites.
This movie is unbelievably quotable (as well as fuckin' hilarious). Just like Goonies and Pulp Fiction.
Non
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 40,854
Schlub 15000+ posts
|
|
Schlub 15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 40,854 |
i see your drinking 1% is that cause you think your fat? cause your not, you could get away with drinking whole
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578
500+ posts
|
|
500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578 |
I'll add some of my own.
"Tina, you fat lard! Come get some HAM!"
"There's like a butt-load of gangs at school. One gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty sweet with a bo staff."
"The defect in this one is bleach." "That is correct." "Yesssssssssssssssssssssss. This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch." "That is also correct." "Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...."
"It's a mix between a tiger and a lion. It's called a liger. It's like only my favorite animal to draw, ever."
"Gradma says it's time for you to leave because you're ruining everyone's lives and eating all of our steak."
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
|
|
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 |
"the chinaman is not the issue"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 14,896
10000+ posts
|
|
10000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 14,896 |
"I already made, like, infinity of those at scout camp."
"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting with hot babes online ALL DAY."
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
|
|
Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308 |
What the fuck do you guys see in this movie?
I know my tastes are vastly different than most of you but this movie honestly sucked ass. I saw it for free and wanted a refund.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1
living in 1962 15000+ posts
|
|
living in 1962 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1 |
"You know I'm training to be a cage fighter."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578
500+ posts
|
|
500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578 |
Quote:
rex said:
What the fuck do you guys see in this movie?
I know my tastes are vastly different than most of you but this movie honestly sucked ass. I saw it for free and wanted a refund.
You didn't know anyone like this in high school?
You don't even see a smidgen of him in yourself when you were a freshman or sophomore?
I agree, the movie's absolutely plotless... It's just him, man. There's just something about him. He looks hilarious. And when he opens his mouth and speaks -- I can't help but laugh.
It's inexplicable.
Non
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
|
|
Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308 |
Yes, he did remind me of myself in high school, but I hated myself in high school.
And what about the plot?
Thats right, there was no plot.
It was filled with ugly people.
The grandmother charecter made no sense.
The uncle was boring and retarded.
The mexican was boring.
It had a backstreet boys song in it.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,920
devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
|
|
devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,920 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578
500+ posts
|
|
500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578 |
Quote:
rex said:
Yes, he did remind me of myself in high school, but I hated myself in high school.
And what about the plot?
Thats right, there was no plot.
It was filled with ugly people.
The grandmother charecter made no sense.
The uncle was boring and retarded.
The mexican was boring.
It had a backstreet boys song in it.
Oh, well. So you didn't like it. I'm not up to defending it or trying to change your opinion.
Quote:
rex said:
It was filled with ugly people.
Sometimes I find it easier (and more fun) to look at ugly people instead of beautiful people.
Non
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 24,593 Likes: 1
Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts
|
|
Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 24,593 Likes: 1 |
"Pedro offers you his protection."
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
|
|
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091 |
Think about the type of people you are and the environment that you're in. This may be the only chance in you entire lives......to have sex.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,920
devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
|
|
devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,920 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
|
|
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978
1500+ posts
|
|
1500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978 |
 There's plenty more where that came from.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
|
|
Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308 |
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1
living in 1962 15000+ posts
|
|
living in 1962 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1 |
"Lafawnduh is the best thing that ever happened to me."
Rex Kwan Do might just be Diedrich Bader's best role ever.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
|
|
Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308 |
Quote:
Grimm said:
Rex Kwan Do might just be Diedrich Bader's best role ever.
That was the best part of the movie, but thats not saying much.
He also had a much better part in Office Space.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1
living in 1962 15000+ posts
|
|
living in 1962 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1 |
I enjoyed the film. It didn't work for you, obviously, but a lot of people seem to have gotten into it.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
|
|
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 |
i liked the cabin boy thread better than this one.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,920
devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
|
|
devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,920 |
Quote:
backwards7 said:
Best episode ever.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler.... 6000+ posts
|
|
The Swizzler.... 6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236 |
In other words a lot of teenage guys :P The kids at school I teach love it...older guys like middle twenties didn't like it as much! That said, my dad hated the movie but loved the quotes ;p
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
|
|
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091 |
See Mitch I used to be you. And Lately I've been missing me, so I asked Dr. Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said ok. I put your stuff away for you.
It's all in the bottom drawer. Shirts, pants, underwear, shoes. I had a little trouble with your sport jacket, so I threw it out.
DUCK!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578
500+ posts
|
|
500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578 |
Quote:
Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
See Mitch I used to be you. And Lately I've been missing me, so I asked Dr. Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said ok. I put your stuff away for you.
It's all in the bottom drawer. Shirts, pants, underwear, shoes. I had a little trouble with your sport jacket, so I threw it out.
DUCK!
Jaburg. What's up, bro? Are you on like a two-day acid binge or something? Are you drunk? Are you craving attention? Did a chick dump/ignore you? What's with these pointless inane posts?
Non
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
|
|
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091 |
Dr. Hathaway, are you wearing make-up?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578
500+ posts
|
|
500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 578 |
Quote:
Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Dr. Hathaway, are you wearing make-up?
Oh, I see. You want to increase your posting average.
Non
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
|
|
The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091 |
I was sitting here pondering the immortal words of Socrates who said; "I drank what?".
|
|
|
|
|
