Fuck magic Fuck I-ching Fuck the Bible Fuck tarot Fuck Hitler Fuck Jesus Fuck Kennedy Fuck Buddha Fuck Mantra Fuck Gita Fuck Yoga Fuck kings Fuck Elvis Fuck Zimmerman Fuck Beatles Fuck me Yoko and me And that's reality
This this in: Muslims are rioting outside the San Franciso apartment of one Raymond J. Adler.
Oh man...will this the final affront that makes Ray snap?
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?"
St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How about Jupiter? It's nice and warm there this time of the year."
God shakes His head before saying, "No. Too much gravity. You know how that hurts my back."
"Hmmm," St. Peter reflects. "Well, how about Mercury?"
"No way!" God mutters, "It's way too hot for me there!"
"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up. "How about going Down to Earth for your vacation?"
Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish girl, and they're STILL talking about it!"
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?! Hinduism: This shit happened before. Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad. Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama! T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!! Atheism: No shit. Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'. Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
Quote: RKMBDICK said: THAT'S A GRREAT JOKE,ASSHOLE!
That was a very clever insult and I'd imagine it took you a great deal of time to research and compose that. I bet you stayed up all night and tried it out on your little teddy bears until thit was perfect. I should write it down and use it for my own collection of clever insults.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores
I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion
Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night
Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever
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