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the cum fucks at Athanon have agreed to give me back my "citizenship" rights if I get a lot of people there. The only rule: no spamming.

I say fuck them. The only reason they gave me this mission is because I spammed the holy bejeebus out of them and the Keeper doesn't want to clean up after me. Spam them. Spam them to the stone age and don't stop until they're using sticks to write out their little faggy love notes to each other. Talk about Kurt Angle a lot. And what a bunch of bitches they are.

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edit: to keep this post comic related so Dave keeps this here, I really enjoyed The Sandman: Endless Nights.

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I didn't read it because it doesn't mention comic books and was therefore off-topic.


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SD - I'm going to move this to off-topics, ok?


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...and just having read the link, I see it was Darkmind and Seraph, not Martin (Mobius Infinity) who is actually head honcho there, who is responsible for your five year mission to seek out new life forms.

Interesting post by bw7, too.


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...and just having read the link, I see it was Darkmind and Seraph, not Martin (Mobius Infinity) who is actually head honcho there, who is responsible for your five year mission to seek out new life forms.

Interesting post by bw7, too.




that's all well and good, but it's my personal belief that Darkmind and Seraph are both eating out Martins asshole, since they were immeditely made Citizens upon arrival, while people like me who registered there almost as soon as the place reopened were made Scavengers for no other reason than Martins a dickhead.

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...and just having read the link, I see it was Darkmind and Seraph, not Martin (Mobius Infinity) who is actually head honcho there, who is responsible for your five year mission to seek out new life forms.

Interesting post by bw7, too.




that's all well and good, but it's my personal belief that Darkmind and Seraph are both eating out Martins asshole, since they were immeditely made Citizens upon arrival, while people like me who registered there almost as soon as the place reopened were made Scavengers for no other reason than Martins a dickhead.




Couple of points there:

1. most importantly, do you really care? I like Martin, but if he's not going to give you what you think to be a fair chance, then its not like there's no other message boards screaming for traffic on the internet. The best two message boards on the internet are snopes and Straight Dope. Now if you were denied posting privileges at either of those, I'd understand the complaint. But we're talking about a board with 5 people regularly posting, and pretty (to be complimentary) bland content.

2. I understand Martin knows Seraph and Darkmind from back in the old days. I don't remember if you were around from Athanon or not. But again, if even you were, see point one.

3. doesn't scavenger status give you the right to post on the more interesting 2 of the 4 boards, all of which have the same type of content anyway? But even if you consider the riveting conversation about an imaginary dart board on either the third and fourth boards something you felt keen on participating in, see point one.

I recently found the place. Still not sure if I'll post there or not (I see most of those people elsewhere), and frankly, its not like I'm losing any sleep over the decision, y'know?

Anyway, I'll move this to offtopics in a day or so once everyone has had the chance to kick in with the Kurt Angle and keeper jokes.


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...and just having read the link, I see it was Darkmind and Seraph, not Martin (Mobius Infinity) who is actually head honcho there, who is responsible for your five year mission to seek out new life forms.

Interesting post by bw7, too.




that's all well and good, but it's my personal belief that Darkmind and Seraph are both eating out Martins asshole, since they were immeditely made Citizens upon arrival, while people like me who registered there almost as soon as the place reopened were made Scavengers for no other reason than Martins a dickhead.




Couple of points there:

1. most importantly, do you really care? I like Martin, but if he's not going to give you what you think to be a fair chance, then its not like there's no other message boards screaming for traffic on the internet. The best two message boards on the internet are snopes and Straight Dope.




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Couple of points there:

1. most importantly, do you really care? I like Martin, but if he's not going to give you what you think to be a fair chance, then its not like there's no other message boards screaming for traffic on the internet. The best two message boards on the internet are snopes and Straight Dope. Now if you were denied posting privileges at either of those, I'd understand the complaint. But we're talking about a board with 5 people regularly posting, and pretty (to be complimentary) bland content.




no. Actually, this and your boards are the only ones I post at with any sort of interest. Message boards just don't fascinate me like they used to.

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2. I understand Martin knows Seraph and Darkmind from back in the old days. I don't remember if you were around from Athanon or not. But again, if even you were, see point one.




no, I wasn't around. But even so, see paragraph 2 in point 3.

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3. doesn't scavenger status give you the right to post on the more interesting 2 of the 4 boards, all of which have the same type of content anyway? But even if you consider the riveting conversation about an imaginary dart board on either the third and fourth boards something you felt keen on participating in, see point one.




I really don't care. It was just something to goof around about and give them grief over. Then they said for me to go out and bring them some people, so I did that. It's just a message board, and I could honestly give a shit whether it becomes fruitful and populated with 1,000+ alt ids, or dwindles and dies.

but its the principle of the matter: Scavenger and Citizen. It's a really stupid idea to try and get people interested in a message board when you segregate people into two groups like that. Why the hell should I be interested in the site since I can only create threads in one forum, and can't even post my thoughts in 2 of them? It's elitist douche baggery.

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I think the "scavenger" and "citizen" thing is Martin's effort to deal with trolling by introducing a weird sort of filter. And lets face it, by reopening the place he's certainly asking for attention from the NBs. If there were any of course.

I wouldn't take it personally, SD, but it seems that at the end of the day you don't give a rat's arse anyway, which is how it should be.

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...and just having read the link, I see it was Darkmind and Seraph, not Martin (Mobius Infinity) who is actually head honcho there, who is responsible for your five year mission to seek out new life forms.

Interesting post by bw7, too.




that's all well and good, but it's my personal belief that Darkmind and Seraph are both eating out Martins asshole, since they were immeditely made Citizens upon arrival, while people like me who registered there almost as soon as the place reopened were made Scavengers for no other reason than Martins a dickhead.




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What if the rabbit enjoys it?


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I like Martin.



I do too.

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Me either.

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I really don't care.



Me either.

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It was just something to goof around about and give them grief over. Then they said for me to go out and bring them some people, so I did that. It's just a message board, and I could honestly give a shit whether it becomes fruitful and populated with 1,000+ alt ids, or dwindles and dies.



Amazingly enough, same here.

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Not as elitist as you think. Probably as much douche baggery as you think though. Maybe more.

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I like Martin.



I do too.

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Stupid Dogg said:no. Actually, this and your boards are the only ones I post at with any sort of interest. Message boards just don't fascinate me like they used to.



Me either.

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I really don't care.



Me either.

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It was just something to goof around about and give them grief over. Then they said for me to go out and bring them some people, so I did that. It's just a message board, and I could honestly give a shit whether it becomes fruitful and populated with 1,000+ alt ids, or dwindles and dies.



Amazingly enough, same here.

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It's elitist douche baggery.



Not as elitist as you think. Probably as much douche baggery as you think though. Maybe more.




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Probably.

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And lets face it, by reopening the place he's certainly asking for attention from the NBs. If there were any of course.



All signs point to yes.

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I wouldn't take it personally, SD,



Me either.

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but it seems that at the end of the day you don't give a rat's arse anyway, which is how it should be.



At the end of the day . . . .

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I think the "scavenger" and "citizen" thing is Martin's effort to deal with trolling by introducing a weird sort of filter.



Probably.

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And lets face it, by reopening the place he's certainly asking for attention from the NBs. If there were any of course.



All signs point to yes.

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I wouldn't take it personally, SD,



Me either.

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but it seems that at the end of the day you don't give a rat's arse anyway, which is how it should be.



At the end of the day . . . .

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Okie-dokie.





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Nope. I honestly didn't see it until after I posted.

Sorry in what way?

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