RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Little known facts about RKMBs posters

G-man is a devout Republican and supporter of the Bush Administration

Rex harbours a strong dislike of hippies

Jim Jackson is gay

BSAMS sees dead people

Rob Kamphausen runs the boards. That’s what the 'RK' in 'RKMBs' stands for! The 'MBs' stands for ‘masturbates.’

Backwards is a dirty Brit, just like Nowhereman.

Dave is a filthy Australian, which makes him even worse than The Time Trust because everyone knows Aussies are wannabe Canadians, which is sad because Canadians are wannabe Americans.

TK is not black no matter how much he says otherwise.

PrincessElisa loves to host interracial gangbangs even though she hates blacks.

Disco Steve is all mouth and trowsers.

Whomod lives in California. And that makes perfect sense cuz' he's a half-wit dumbass.

Pariah really loves everyone, but is very insecure and puts up a front of being an cruel hearted git.

Nuriko is a fourth-level black belt in karate.

Chris Oakley is I'm not Mr. Mxypltk's best friend.

SoM loves me.

Pariah is gay

for son of Mxy

Precisely. Even though he knows that I am a man.

Son of Mxy once served on the Warren Commission.

Chris Oakley just confirmed he smokes a lot of pot. That makes him evil.

Rob is very gay.

Nowhereman is a poof.

K. Velo lies about his age.......oh and is also a lieing deleter.

uh jim, that sounded a little gay.

Wednesday is a white man.

Fused is Wednesday's alt ID.

Pariah's never seen Fight Club.

Britney Spears never ate anything of bsams.

wannabuyamonkey has no monkeys to sell.

Joe Mama actually gets laid.

Stupid Dogg aint all that stupid.

MrJLA is ironically a conservative porn addict.

Cowgirl Jack is cool despite being conservative.

Uschi is a virgin girl that wants to have sex. Guys around her are idiots apparently.

Sneaky Bunny is a 14 year old girl thats had more sex than all of us combined.

Ultimate JaBurg has more toys and dolls than all of us combined.

Glacier16 is a stat whore.

Rob is very gay for at least two things: Batman and Nintendo.

Princess Elisa has an evil grandmother and a downer for a great aunt.

She's also a math graduate.

Pariah doesn't like being called P.

Wednesday has spent years studying under TK.

Everyone here hasn't heard a 'Yes' song besides 'Owner of a Lonely Heart'.

And neither have I.

Princess Elisa is an evil racist who hates blacks, and paints her poor grandma as evil behind her back.

Rob is gay.


Nowhereman was kidnapped and replaced by a clone with thin skin.

Mxy is not Mxy, I'm Mxy!

ROY BATTY Is Not My Lover She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One




Kristogar deletes his lies

PJP like PBJ

Baloonknot is a schoolgirl

Rob is gay.

Chris Oakley is my mother.

Wednsday is not black, but a racist parodying a black dude.

G-man and Jim Jackson are lovers.

JQ has never laughed out loud.

Mister JLA , was voted most likely to be MrJLA in high school.

Rob is gay.

PJP is stalking me

Butterrican is a boobie tease

Misterjla and JQ and secret lovers

balloonknot is really jaburg

pariah and uschi want to make fuck together

The little known fact is that they wish their roles in bed were inverted.

If you see him would you tell him that's a very gay thing to do?

Obviously you're not a gopher.

Balloonknot is an ugly woman.

Chris Oakley is a racist, and has no qualms about using his razor-sharp wit when he feels it is needed to put people in their place.

You should use your gift for good and not evil, Chris.

That penguin looks as though it is trying to work up the courage to end its life by hurling itself into the unforgiving water.

Jeremy is wanted in Mexico on drug charges.

Chris Oakley once sucked a 2 foot cock.....and no it wasn't rex's.








He swallowed.

PJP is convinced the Trilateral Commission is tapping his phone lines.

Chris Oakley doesn't realize his attempt at highbrow humor goes right over my head

PJP doesn't realize that practically everything goes over his head

Chris Oakley is a lousy wrestler and a coward.....more to the point he is afraid of me and won't wrestle me in the RDCW

There are no Nature Boyz.

Except for Drzsmith, Franta, bsams, ButterRican, Mxy, ROY BATTY, rufusTfirefly, theory9, allan1, Nowhereman, LLance, Queen Anthai, King Snarf, Bibbo, Indestructible Man, Princess Koriand'r, Bastard, CrisLander, HEROKILLER, Silver Armadillo, Chris Oakley and a few others.

Ex- or quasi-members include Speedy the smackhead, Typhoid Dave, First National Bastard, Prometheus(their bitch), Radu, JQ and Jack, the little death.

Wannabe members include GayLA, PJP, Pariah, Uschi, Grimm, thedoctor, Pig Iron and Rob Kamphausen.

Allies include Stupid Dogg, reax and Jaburg.

Villains include Dumas, The Angry Batman, Joe Quesada, Animalman, Silky Jinn and Kristogar Velo. And countless others.

But ignoring all of that, there are no Nature Boyz.