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Since I live in a third world country I (obviously) have ridiculous and outdated beliefs, one of which is that if you print a post made by someone you're also...
...PRRRRINTING THEIR SOUL!
So, come on, please stop printing out my soul, dude, cause if I'm left without a soul I won't be accepted into the cannibalistic rituals my people (and I say people in the communist sense) perform every Friday, or "día de los macacos ardientes", as we call it.
Sincelerely,
Pedrito de la Verga
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RACK Mxy. I think this is the funniest post I've read today. Non's threats of legal action being a close second...
Which begs an interesting question: Can a bible-thumpin' Texan sue a non-American?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Ok,where is this threat of legal action?
I gotta see this!
Its been a long while since I was threatened with legal action!
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Please don't quote David Bowie, I'm still in recovery.
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Myxie:
I didn't catch all the details of this strange turn of events, but I do think threatening or suggesting legal action against you or bsams or anyone else is on the extreme side for NON (if he's for real and genuinely concerned), especially since he should first try and talk to Rob about it directly and not hide behind an alt.
I just did a quick search and it seems that NON and URSA's first and last posts are very close, and their pictures are very similar. My guess is that either they're the same person or they're somehow connected.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
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Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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UH-OH! That means there's not one Phantom Zone Villain against me... BUT TWO!
I think I might have to hire ZOD to protect me. I wonder if he still accepts pictures of my buttocks as payment.
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So he will own your soul..........and your r-soul!
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Since I live in a third world country I (obviously) have ridiculous and outdated beliefs, one of which is that if you print a post made by someone you're also...
...PRRRRINTING THEIR SOUL!
So, come on, please stop printing out my soul, dude, cause if I'm left without a soul I won't be accepted into the cannibalistic rituals my people (and I say people in the communist sense) perform every Friday, or "día de los macacos ardientes", as we call it.
Sincelerely,
Pedrito de la Verga
my name is Pedrito too........that's what the cooks call me at the restaurant!
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Myxie:
I didn't catch all the details of this strange turn of events, but I do think threatening or suggesting legal action against you or bsams or anyone else is on the extreme side for NON (if he's for real and genuinely concerned), especially since he should first try and talk to Rob about it directly and not hide behind an alt.
I just did a quick search and it seems that NON and URSA's first and last posts are very close, and their pictures are very similar. My guess is that either they're the same person or they're somehow connected.
are you saying that they are alts! Do you realize what kind of accusations you are making....................tread carefully son......tread carefully!
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im printing mcgurks post!
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Please don't!... I have a goldfish to feed! Have mercy on me!
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Wish? Did somebody say wish?
Your wish is granted, long live Jambi.
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Wish? Did somebody say wish?
I wish my ass was silky smooth and not so hairy.
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You should shave it and rub lotion on it every day.
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I wouldn't have known that. I'm not a barber.
Your wish is granted, long live Jambi.
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So... is he like the Great Gazoo or something?
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I can imagine this going to court!
Lawyer:"So Mr.NON,you wanna sue the RKMBS,is that correct?"
NON:".."
Lawyer:"Speak up!"
NON:".."
Lawyer:"Errrrr,so what evidence do you have?"
NON:".."
Lawyer:"Your honour,I move that this case be dismissed as NON refuses to talk!"
Judge:"Case dismissed,and send NON to prison for contempt of court!"
NON:".."
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Uh...yeah...I totally missed something here. What the fuck? Was there an actual legal threat (over what???)? Non seemed like a good guy (opinionated as hell...which is asking for public ridicule in here...but a good guy none the less).
I swear, you miss a day or two in here...and that's when the fun begins.
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well, mxy posted that printing his posts was like stealing his soul.
Bow ties are coool.
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thanks for the recap, fake super moderator.
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I can imagine this going to court!
Lawyer:"So Mr.NON,you wanna sue the RKMBS,is that correct?"
NON:".."
Lawyer:"Speak up!"
NON:".."
Lawyer:"Errrrr,so what evidence do you have?"
NON:".."
Lawyer:"Your honour,I move that this case be dismissed as NON refuses to talk!"
Judge:"Case dismissed,and send NON to prison for contempt of court!"
NON:".."
NON was so vital to the general because he's an instinctive animal that just happens to have graspy hands and can walk upright and has nothing but contempt for anything, and who ruined all that by teaching him vocalization is anybody's hypothesis.
Hopefully, he will develop a bad smoking habit that ultimately gives him throat cancer.
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PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE
Words and music by freddie mercury
Here we are.born to be kings.
We’re the princes of the universe.
Here we belong.fighting to survive.
In a world with the darkest powers.
And here we are.we’re the princes of the universe.
Here we belong.fighting for survival.
We’ve come to be the rulers of your world.
I am immortal.i have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival.no man can be my equal.
Take me to the future of your world.
Born to be kings.princes of the universe.
Fighting and free.got your world in my hand.
I’m here for your love and I’ll make my stand.
We were born to be princes of the universe.
No man could understand.my power is in my own hand.
Ooh.ooh.ooh.ooh.people talk about you.
People say you’ve had your day.
I’m a man that will go far.
Fly the moon and reach for the stars.
With my sword and head held high.
Got to pass the test first time - yeah.
I know that people talk about me I hear it every day.
But I can prove you wrong cos I’m right first time.
Yeah.yeah.alright.watch this man fly.
Bring on the girls.
Here we are.born to be kings.we’re the princes of
The universe.here we belong.born to be kings.
Princes of the universe.fighting and free.
Got the world in my hands.I’m here for your love.
And I’ll make my stand.
We were born to be princes of the universe.
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Ah pop NON's bitch ass up, yo.
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In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.
In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club"
An amendment to the above legislation: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."
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