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and all of them dedicated to Salma Hayek... Does that work as a love letter...??? Maybe that will get me past the front gate so I can pet her dobermans....
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If by doberman's you mean her dogs......then maybe.
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Does 5000 posts make you a prince? If so i'm looking for a prince to marry.
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Rob is the Prince of eternia...
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The Swizzler....
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lol Pig! Congrats btw on your post count
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You know what they say about a man with a big post count, don'cha???
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Congrats Pigs. Maybe we can start a petition to get you a date with Salma. For every post you've made we'll sign it under a different alt id!
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Quote: Balloonknot said: Is That Riki Tiki Tavi?
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Quote: Pig Iron said: Quote: Balloonknot said: Is That Riki Tiki Tavi? they're dead. haha!
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oops, i mean
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Thats one of the best pics I've seen of her.
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