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He is a big old gaylord who got arse raped by pederass wizard called Shazam Townshend Jackson!
Captain Marvel Jr cant say his name because he always has Caps cock in his mouth!
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He puts the "cauc" in "caucasian".
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The character = Good.
His obsessive fans = Bad.
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By gay I mean the fans...
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Much like the shaft of a very large penis, wouldn't you say?
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I dunno,I've never seen one 
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We should ask Shazamgrrl. I hear she writes bad Captain Marvel fanfic.
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It's more sexfic than fanfic though.
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Has anyone stopped to think how bizarre the concept of Captain Marvel erotic stories is?
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Has anyone stopped to think how bizarre the concept of Captain Marvel erotic stories is?
No. I've put little thought into the matter.
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you have to wonder what kind of a giurl dreams about sex with superman ripoffs?
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Y'know... you really do...
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say what you will about princessElissa at least that dude is just tricking guys into cybering with him, this shazmmgrl is phantisising about paper.....
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guys we better stop talking about her sexfic cuz if anyone mentions Caitlin O'Malley, "Witchgrrl", we could all get sued and stuff.
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you have to wonder what kind of a giurl dreams about sex with superman ripoffs?
You misspelled grrrrrl, basams.
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In Shazamgrrl's fanfic, Captain Marvel probably does suck balls. 
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you have to wonder what kind of a giurl dreams about sex with superman ripoffs?
You misspelled grrrrrl, basams.
im tired, ive been making g-man my bitch all day.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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guys we better stop talking about her sexfic cuz if anyone mentions Caitlin O'Malley, "Witchgrrl", we could all get sued and stuff.
Consider yourself sued!
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you have to wonder what kind of a giurl dreams about sex with superman ripoffs?
You misspelled grrrrrl, basams.
What a dumbass!
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I write fanfic where I give it to Nowhereman up the ass all day lon...oops! That's not fanfic-it's what I do on tuesday every week!
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Captain Marvel and the Marvel Family are easily the greatest comic book super heroes and possibly some of the greatest fictional characters ever invented. The problem is that the current batch of hot modern "writers" are too busy churning out boring, dark, depressing drivel to make use of the subtlety, charm and wit of the Marvel Family. Not that most modern "fans" would be interested in a story without impossibly proportioned breasts, unethical heroes and honest to Goddess humour.
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...and honest to Goddess humour.
You are oh-so pretentious.
Greatest fictional characters. That comment is so laughably erroneous that it doesn't even need to be defended against. I'll pretend that you're NOT Shazamgrrl's alt-ID and say this: you don't read any current series, so you have no idea what you're talking about. Keep your ignorance to yourself. Go eat a bowl of cookie dough and pray to your altar. Leave the comic-talk to those of us with actual opinions.
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I like pissed off joe mama.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I like pissed off joe mama.
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You're cute when you're angry, Joey 
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I like comics. I've liked comics since I was 8 years old. I've enjoyed watching comics change and grow and become more varied. People like Shaddapgrrrrrl, in all her forms, piss me off because there's literally TONS of good stuff out there. I can accept that she doesn't read comics anymore. What I will not accept is her slagging every new title and creator out there just because she "doesn't approve" of the way a certain group of characters is being written. If she doesn't read comics anymore, why then does she consider herself an expert on comic books? The answer is that she isn't and should just keep her insanity confined to her website and stop bringing down these boards.
Fuck her. She's a ignorant twat. In all her forms.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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ShazbuttGorilla1 has done one thing though.
She has revealed the true Joe Mama.
I knew it was you Tom!
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What?
Hell, what can I say? I can be as rude and ruthless as they come when someone pisses where I sleep.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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So do you beat yourself up when you wet the bed at night?
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That's different. That's part of the sex games me an' the gal play. Golden showers are sexy!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Captain Marvel and the Marvel Family are easily the greatest comic book super heroes and possibly some of the greatest fictional characters ever invented.
Yes, just the other day I was discussing with Mxy how Don Quioxte and Sherlock Holmes also were created as transparent plagarisms of Superman...
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If you're Wiccan, why are you espousing the greatness of a character that uholds Puritan morality?
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HOLY MOLEY!
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Y...Yeah...
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I'm a big fan of Captain Marvel...but the greatest fictional character created? Err... NO!!! 
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