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#512328 2005-05-20 12:22 AM
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Can't dig a ditch and bury the bitch.


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Why not?

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just throw her into a vat of acid


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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just throw her into a vat of acid




Yes...because they're so common...


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I keep one going.

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sneaky bunny said:
just throw her into a vat of acid




Yes...because they're so common...



okay uh, a vat of poutine?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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He could drown her in a doggy bowl.

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i say he puts her in a box.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i say he puts her in a box.




Do i get to keep her under my bed


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In a like a coffin with like airholes.

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Hack off the arms and legs, they'll only get in the way.

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Of course, She'll put up less of a struggle that way


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could just like roll Llance over and slide her under him


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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yeah but who's got a forklift just lyin' around?


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could just like roll Llance over and slide her under him






Thas fuckin' funny...



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Now if we could just find LLance. I never thought that'd be hard...

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I think he was last spotted being orbitted by Saturn.

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I thought he was on Uranus.


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See when I said the thing about Llance orbitting another planet, I purposely avoided using the Uranus joke because it was too obvious, and I dont have the mental capacity of a five year old retarded child.
Nice to see that you have the mental capacity of the people you date.

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You're a grumpy old man.


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Better that than be retarded like you.


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