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Allied Powers (82%, 23 Votes)
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Liberal Conspiracy (18%, 5 Votes)
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Wednesday (40%, 12 Votes)
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TK-069 (60%, 18 Votes)
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Divas (Champs) (33%, 10 Votes)
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Anibabes (43%, 13 Votes)
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Bible Babes (23%, 7 Votes)
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Coalition (36%, 10 Votes)
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Family Business (64%, 18 Votes)
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King Snarf (19%, 22 Votes)
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Joe Mama (23%, 26 Votes)
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El Superbeasto (12%, 14 Votes)
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Johnny Evil (7%, 8 Votes)
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Stupid Doog (11%, 12 Votes)
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Winged Creature (17%, 19 Votes)
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Balls Nasty (1%, 1 Votes)
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Charlie (5%, 6 Votes)
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Howler (3%, 3 Votes)
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Highwayman (3%, 3 Votes)
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PenWing (22%, 16 Votes)
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Captain Sammitch (22%, 16 Votes)
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James Fantastic (10%, 7 Votes)
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Two-Ton Tommy (4%, 3 Votes)
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Tommy Savitz (3%, 2 Votes)
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Nowhereman (14%, 10 Votes)
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Grimm (10%, 7 Votes)
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Darth (7%, 5 Votes)
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Spandex Monkey Man (7%, 5 Votes)
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Chris Oakley (3%, 2 Votes)
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*The show opens as three black limos pull into the Cheesedome parking lot. The doors open and out climb the full membership of the Family Business. From out of the first limo, Louie Bastardo, Grace, Slick Willie Williams, King Snarf, and Sneaky Bunny. From the second limo, Balls Nasty, Johnny Evil, Ariel, and Howlerama. From the final limo, Joe Mama, Charlie, El Superbeasto, and the Legbreakers. They begin making their way towards their locker rooms.
Marcum: "Finally, the show can start! The Family Business is here!"
Monroe: "Business is definitely about to pick up, Madman!"
I make stars, baby!
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Immediately following the Allied Powers' glorious victory over Punch/Counterpunch, JLA is seen in his locker room talking on a cell phone...Just then, JLA notices that backstage interviewer, "The Crotch" is listening in on the conversation. JLA quickly hangs up the phone.JLA: You again? What is it this time? And why do you always have to interview me? Why can't I get some attention from Chesty??? The Crotch: I'm here to ask you your thoughts about the next scheduled tag match for you and Howdy: this time your opponents will be: The Liberal Conspiracy! JLA: And who might that be? TC: Jim Jackson, and whomod! That's the team but they also have a manager: The Insane Liberal! JLA: "The Insane Liberal?" Isn't that a tad redundant? I never met a sane liberal. Anyway, I see the RDCW is terrified at the thought of Howdy and I getting a Championship Match, so this time it's the liberals. Just like The Playboys, Team GOP, and Punch/Countertop, The Liberal Conspiracy will fall victim to the Allied Powers. Maybe after this match, the RDCW Championship Committee will be unable to ignore us any longer. TC: But how do you feel about facing three people? It's true that only whomod and Jim Jackson will be in the ring, but The Insane Liberal may get involved and turn the tide of the match. JLA: That's assuming he'll even make it to the ring. I'll see to it that he doesn't. With him out of the picture, we'll have a nice, traditional two vs two tag ma... Before JLA can finish his sentence, in walks RDCW General Manager - The Doctor!thedoctor: Don't even think about it, JLA! There will be NO attacks before the match on either side. You won't be able to get in any sneak attacks on the Liberals, and they won't be able to target you and Howdy! I'm going to have extra security at the Cheesedome the night of the match: both your team and the Liberals will have someone with you at all times. If anyone tries anything, that team will forfeit the match! thedoctor then leaves the locker room before JLA can respondJLA: SH- TC: JLA! This is a family program! But it looks like you little plan to take out The Insane Liberal won't work! You will have to deal with him being at ringside after all! What do you think about that, smart guy? An evil grin emerges over JLA's faceJLA: You know, Crotch, thedoctor said we would forfeit the match if Howdy and I make any attack against The Conspiracy... TC:: So? What's your point? JLA: He didn't say anything about attacking interviewers... The Crotch tries to escape, but it's too late! JLA connects with The Final Justice!  JLA looks into the camera.JLA: Did you see that Jim Jackson? Did you see that whomod? That's a preview for what's in store for both of you and your manager, if he even makes to ringside. With that, JLA spits on the fallen Crotch, and walks away laughing
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<'Let's Get It Started' blares over the speakers and the crowd erupts as Captain Sammitch makes his way to the ring accompanied by Meeko and James Fantastic. PenWing is noticeably absent. After holding the ropes for Meeko and then James, Sammitch hops into the ring and picks up a mic.>
CS: Good evening, fans!
<Pops from the crowd>
CS: I'm here tonight to inform you that due to the punishment he took last week, my friend PenWing - the real RDCW Heavyweight Champ - may not be able to compete in the main event this evening.
<Murmurs from the crowd>
CS: Now I know you're all worried for him. We are too. But we're confident that PenWing knows how to take care of himself. He hasn't arrived at the Cheesedome. He might show up, he might not. But whether he does or not, the show will go on. And the Family Business had better bring its A-game tonight, or they're gonna take some serious losses.
<Huge pops from the crowd>
CS: Now I know you're all expecting me to deliver some impressive ultimatum to our opposition right about now. But this match is bigger than just me. It's bigger than SD-6. It's bigger than... let's say... Joe Mama, who continues to make a big stink about who's the 'number one contender'. You should know better, Joe. You always poke fun at Oakley for getting ahead of himself with things he says out here. But I gotta tell ya, you're jumping to some big conclusions when you tell us you're the number one contender. You know as well as all these fans that PenWing is the real RDCW Heavyweight Cheese Champ.
<Thunderous applause from the crowd. Some begin chanting PenWing's name.>
CS: And for all your talk about not having been 'softened up' enough by me in the ring, you didn't mention how I'm still here, and how I happen to be at a hundred percent too. For all you know, you could be looking at the number one contender!
<More pops from the crowd>
CS: But again, this isn't about me. Or you. Or Penwing or SD-6. This is about two of the greatest collections of talent ever brought to this ring. Tonight, it's you or us. You can thank Meeko for putting together such a great Coalition. You'll not only have to face off against all of SD-6, but you'll have to contend with the guy you've been laughing at all this time, Chris Oakley. <Some cheers from the crowd> You'll have to deal with the eccentric yet dangerous Spandex Monkey Man. <A few fans start chanting 'Spandex! Spandex!'> You'll get to take on Nowhereman. <The cheers intensify> And, oh yeah, before I forget. The Dark Lords.
<The crowd erupts into a frenzy.>
CS: So Joe, Snarf, Louie, and all of you Family Buffet stooges, come on out to this ring later tonight, and bring your game with you. You'll need it. Oh, and that other title dispute you mentioned? PenWing and myself will be defending the Donkey Lovin' tag titles right here, in this very ring, on the next Havoc.
Marcum: What? Next Havoc? What kind of a match is it gonna be?
CS: It'll be PenWing and myself, Howlerama, Two-Ton Tommy and James Fantastic... and Joe Mama and King Snarf.
<The crowd erupts again>
CS: See you later tonight, everybody.
<The applause drowns out 'We Will Rock You' as the three members of SD-6 exit the ring and leave via the ramp>
Monroe: It looks like all hell is about to break loose tonight!
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*In the bowels of the Cheesedome, Chesty Lerou is seen carefully making her way to the cellar, when the lights start to flicker.*
Cameraman: Chesty, do we really need to be down here?
Chesty: Someone has to interview the Dark Lords. If that means braving a darkened hallway, then that's what we'll do.
*What sounds like a groan is heard and the lights go out for a moment. When they return, the camera is focussed on Chesty's-*
Chesty: Damn it, Dave, my head is up here!
*Chesty turns around to find Darth standing in front of her.*
Chesty: Eek! Darth! You scared me!
*Darth remains still.*
Chesty: Right. Darth, last week you were able to get some revenge on Howlerama during the brawl at the end of the show, but you were blindsided by Charlie. Will you be looking for him in your match tonight?
Darth: My own feuds do not matter tonight. Charlie will pay for his actions, but it does not matter whether he does so tonight, next week, or a month from now. His time will come. Tonight is about something greater than personal feuds.
Chesty: That's right, you have been invited to oppose the Family Business in a match that could decide the fate of the RDCW! What do you see your role in this event?
Darth: One match cannot decide anything. It does not matter who wins this bout, there will be others. My role is small, just one of nine others. But make no mistake, tonight, the Family Business will know the true power, of the darkside!
*Darth leaves Chesty trembling in place as he walks off.*
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After a short commercial break,we come back to the ring;"Rooster" blares from the PA speakers as Chris Oakley rides down to the ring in a camoflaged Hummer.Huge pops from the crowd as Chris steps into the ring with mic in hand and begins his commentary.
Some of you might be wondering why my manager,Ian Bond,isn't with me....to make a short story even shorter,he's back in the locker room right now with Meeko and my nine teammates working out all the ways we're going to destroy the Family Business.I hope you guys brought your camcorders tonight,because you're about to witness history.Tonight,the final nail will be hammered in FB's coffin!
More pops from the crowd.
If Screwy Bastardo and Sour Willie Williams thought they had problems before,they're really going to be upset now that the Bond Brigade and SD-6 have united to put them out of commissio....
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Chris is interrupted as "Return of the Living Dead" cues up on the CheeseDome sound system. Grimm emerges from the back as the fans go wild at the Dark Lord's return. Grimm barely notices as he walks directly into the ring and straight towards Oakley. Grimm has his own mic. G: "Did you say united, Chris?" CO: "That's right. The Bond Brigade, SD6, and of course the Dark Lords and Nowhereman." G: "United." CO: "Right. As one." Oakley sticks his hand out towards Grimm, who stares at it disdainfully. G: "United like you where when you left James Fantastic to the wolves and later jumped him during a match? That kind of united?" CO: "James and I had our differences, but we've agreed to put them asi. . ." G: "I don't care." CO: ". . ." G: "I don't like you, Chris. I haven't liked you since you first stepped foot in RDCW, and I don't like you now. I don't like your two blue friends, and I don't like your cockroach of a manager." Oakley begins to fume at this. G: "It's kinda funny, but ever since you were "fired" by Louie Bastardo, you've been doing a lot of talking and screaming, but you haven't done a whole lot to take the fight to the Family Business." CO (through gritted teeth): "What. . .are you insinuating." G: "I'm not insinuating. I'm outright declaring. I think you still work for Louie Bastardo! You're working behind the scenes to sell the rest of us out to the Family Business!" CO: "THAT'S BULLSHIT!!" Oakley explodes as the two begin to punch away at each other. The ring fills up as SD6, Nowhereman, Darth, Spamm, and the Bond Brigade rush in to separate the two. Nowhereman bumps into James Fantastic, who shoves him back. They stare each other down as Captain Sammitch attempts to get between them. Mike Monroe: "My Gob! How they ever get along? They've got to co exist against the Family Business tonight!" Madman Marcum: "This is great! These losers will never be able to work together against the Family Business!" 
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Hardcore Porn King Series: Wednesday vs TK-069
These two teammates and friends have decided to battle in a series to determine who truly is the “Hardcore King Of The RDCW”. TK came to the ring first, followed by the Hardcore Porn Champion. The bell rang, and the pair locked up. From the beginning of this exciting match it was clear that this would be an exciting series. Neither man was able to gain the upper hand for any period of time. Martial arts maneuvers were countered, technical moves were reversed, and it seemed like the match would go on indefinitely. But Wednesday’s “See You Next Tuesday” super kick was deflected and turned into TK-069’s Orchepocalypse, which opened the door for TK to hit the Flying Negra for the pin.
Monroe: TK-069 goes up 1-0 in this exciting series!
Madman: Y’know what would’ve made this match even better? Naked Divas!
Lipstick Lesbian Triple-Threat Match: Divas vs Anibabes vs Bible Babes
The Anibabes entered the ring first, followed by the Bible Babes. Before the Divas could make it to the ring, CJ and Bianca seemed to confer with PrincessElisa and Batwoman about something. Then the Divas’ music started to play but as Stareena and ButterRican walked down the ramp, both opposing teams rushed at them and assaulted the Champions with a double double-team. Having sufficiently softened up the Lipstick Lesbian Champions, Stareena and ButterRican were rolled into the ring. The bell rang and the assault continued. Cowgirl Jack and Bianca threw ButterRican over the top rope, and then delivered a double clothesline to Batwoman and Stareena, sending them crashing to the ring floor. PrincessElisa turned to her “allies” to ask what they’d just done, only to receive two kicks in the gut from the Anibabes. Bianca delivered three German suplexes to PrincessElisa, followed by Cowgirl Jack’s Flying Tree Frog Splash. A three-count later, and the Anibabes were crowned the new Lipstick Lesbian Tag Team Champions.
Madman: That was brilliant! The Anibabes outsmarted everyone!
Monroe: Truly an impressive display by the new Champions…
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Live camera footage of The Liberal Conspiracy dressing room! The door has been broken down, and The Insane Liberal is lying on the floor, in a pool of his own blood!
Jim Jackson and whomod are just returning back to their dressing room, with their thedoctor-appointed bodyguard!
whomod: Great Heavens! Jim and I leave our manager alone for a few moments so we can check out motherjones.com, and look what happens! Our manager has been assaulted! Call thedoctor!
thedoctor: I'm here fellas! Good Lord! What happened to The Insane Liberal?!? It looks like...an animal...attacked him! Well, that does it! The Allied Powers lose by DQ!
whomod: YEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Jim Jackson: I don't know, whomod. I don't want to win like this.
whomod: A win's a win! Just like Al Gore really beat W back in 2000, we really won this match. Too bad about our manager, though.
JLA and Howdy are walking through the corridors of The Cheesedome, unaware of thedoctor's announcement. thedoctor approaches them
thedoctor: There you are! Don't bother with entering the ring! I saw what happened to the Insane Liberal, and I warned you guys what would happen if there were any pre-match attacks! You two lose by DQ!
Anonymous bodyguard assigned to the Allies: Excuse me sir, but these two couldn't have done it. I've been monitoring their movements all day, and they didn't attack anyone.
thedoctor: Then how did this happen???
Howdy looks confused, while JLA is trying to hide a smirk
Bodyguard: I don't know, but it wasn't them.
thedoctor: Then it looks like we still have a match. JLA, I don't know what happened, but if you're involved, there will be Hell to pay!
JLA: Whatever. Just get those two punks in the ring. We got work to do. Oh, and doc, are you a football fan?
doc: What?
JLA: The BEARS are going to have a great season this year.
doc: What is that supposed to mean?
JLA: Oh...nothing. Excuse us...we have a match to win.
thedoctor runs over to the Liberal Conspiracy dressing room, and orders them into the ring. After a few moments, the Conspiracy agree.
Tag Team Division: Allied Powers (MisterJLA/Captain Howdy) vs. Liberal Conspiracy (Jim Jackson/whomod)
Both teams take the ring, and Howdy and whomod start off. At the sound of the bell, Howdy cuts loose with a vicious backhand to whomod's mouth! whomod is send flying to the canvas, and gets up and appears to be crying! whomod rushes over to his corner, and tags in a surprised Jim Jackson!
JJ can't believe that his partner wants to tag out that quickly! But JJ is in for a real surprise, when whomod runs out of the ring, and heads for the exit!
JJ pleads for his partner to come back, but it's too late: whomod is long gone! Howdy takes advantage of the confusion, and pulls Jim Jackson off the ring apron, and into the ring!
Howdy follows up with three brutal elbow drops, followed by some "mudhole stomping" in the Liberal Conspiracy corner!
Howdy pulls JJ up and Irish whips him into the ropes, going for a running clothesline.
JJ ducks it however, stops, pivots, and hit Howdy with a clothesline of this own! Howdy scrambles to his feet, and he
is greeted with another clothesline!
JJ backs Howdy into the corner, and cuts loose with three "Ric Flair" styled chops! JJ then hip tosses Howdy out of the corner, and connects with a knee drop to Howdy!
JJ follows up with various submission moves, trying to get Howdy to tap! Howdy brawls his way out each hold, and hits JJ with punches, kicks, and chops.
The two go back and forth for what seems like ages.
Howdy looks winded, though, and JJ hits Howdy with an double axe handle off the top rope!
Sensing that his partner is in trouble, JLA gets something from under the ring apron. He returns with...a bag of cheeseburgers?
JLA: Hey Jim, check this out!
JLA proceeds to take a bite out of numerous cheeseburgers, and then throws them to the floor! 49% of the crowd (dressed in blue) boo JLA, while 51% of the crowd who are clad in red cheer their hero.
JJ: You! You are offending my vegan brothers and sisters who are here tonight! Why can't you eat a soy burger? AND you are wasting food!
JLA's plan worked! Howdy gets he chance to recover, and then clips a distracted Jim Jackson. Howdy makes the tag, talks to special guest ref Meeko to distract her, while JLA connects with the Final Justice.
JLA makes the quick tag back into Howdy. The partners nod, and finish the match with The Allied Bombing
Howdy covers JJ.
1...2...3
The Allied Powers get their fourth win...but after the match, JLA looks into the camera, and holds up three fingers...what could that possibly mean?
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Elimination Match
The Family Business vs. The Coalition
Havoc returns from a commercial break. Mike Monroe welcomes us back.
Monroe: “Fans, welcome to the second hour of Havoc and it’s time for our main event.”
Marcum: “The big elimination match between the Family Business and the Coalition!”
The camera zooms in on a familiar face, standing at ringside.
Monroe: “Is that? It is!”
Marcum: “Weird Al Yankovic in the CheeseDome!”
Weird Al smiles and waves at the camera.
Monroe: “Let’s go to ringside and James White!”
“Rooster” begins to play as Chris Oakley makes his way to the ring accompanied by Ian Bond. Chris and Ian enter the ring as “SPANDEX MONKEY MAAAAN!” rings out through the arena, as Spamm drives down to ringside on his new Monkey Cycle. The arena goes dark, as the “Imperial March” begins and the Dark Lords head down to ringside. Oakley and Grimm stand nose to nose mid-ring as Spamm and Ian Bond attempt to separate them. “Creeping Death” sounds and Nowhereman hits the ring from somehwhere in the crowd, brandishing the EuroTrash title.
Finally “Gonna Fly Now” begins as Sudden Death 6 enters the arena. Tommy and Terri Savitz head out first. Followed by James Fantastic and Two-Ton Tommy. Finally, Meeko
leads Captain Sammitch out. Meeko and Sammitch look back to the backstage area and shrug before heading on down to the ring.
Monroe: “Where’s PenWing? They can’t have the match without the Big Cheese Champion!”
Marcum: “That faker knew that he couldn’t go against the Family Business! He got out while the getting was good! King Snarf retires another one!”
“La Grange” starts to play as The Company (Howlerama, Balls Nasty, Charlie) head out to ringside, along with Slick Willie Williams and a pair of divas on each of their arms.
“The Ecstasy of Gold” cues up as the Bastardo Family enters the arena. The Legbreakers, Sneaky Bunny, Johnny Evil w/Ariel, El Superbeasto, Joe Mama, Louie Bastardo, Grace,
and King Snarf.
With all twenty competitors now in the ring, senior RDCW official Lothar steps into the ring and speaks with James White.
James White: “Lothar has ordered that all personnel not competing in the match itself must leave the ringside area and return to the locker room!”
Marcum: “That’s not fair! Louie, Grace, and Slick are all needed to manage their charges!”
Monroe: “What about Meeko and Ian Bond?”
Marcum: “They’re not needed! The Coalition can lose just fine on their own. They’ll never get along with or without so called management.”
All managers and valets and various divas head back to the locker room and Lothar motions for the bell to ring, starting the match.
Balls Nasty steps into the ring to head things off for the Family Business. He’s met in the ring by Chris Oakley, and the two begin trading punches right off. Nasty whips Oakley
into the ropes and attempts a Tavernsmasher, but Oakley leaps over and hits a standing dropkick!
Oakley puts Nasty in a headlock and walks him over to his team’s corner and tags in Tommy Savitz. Savitz steps into the ring and immediately goes to work on the prone Nasty.
Savitz goes for a Scalpelplex and moves to apply the Cardiac Arrest,but is distracted by Howler on the ring apron. Savitz, Howler, and Lothar argue as Balls Nasty attempts to
recover.
Nasty puts on a pair of brass knuckles and whips Savitz into the ropes. But Chris Oakley tags in as Savitz rebounds. Nasty hits Savitz directly between the eyes and goes for the
pin, but the ref doesn’t count. Nasty turns to trash talk the ref and is hit with a Red Alert from Oakley! Oakley pins Nasty and eliminates him!
Monroe: “First elimination to the Coalition! Now the match is even!”
Marcum: “It’s not fair! Nasty didn’t know Oakley was the legal man!”
Savitz is still unconscious and bleeding. Lothar orders him removed from the match and EMTs make their way down to carry him to the back.
Oakley is distracted long enough for Howlerama to jump him from behind and hit the Hostile Takeover! Howler pins Oakley for another elimination.
Marcum: “So much for the Coalition evening up the odds! Two eliminations in as many minutes!”
Monroe: “That doesn’t count! Tommy Savitz was injured by illegal tactics!”
Darth enters the ring and hits a Sabre Slam on Howler. Highwayman tries for outside interference but is countered by Grimm who nails him with a clothesline! The Dark Lords
set up Howler for the spike piledriver and send him Straight To Hell! Darth pins Howler and eliminates him!
Highwayman enters the ring again and goes for a Big Business, but Darth counters it with an inverted ddt! Darth tags in Two-Ton Tommy, who goes for a Tommy Bomb, but
Charlie hits him from behind with a Wall Street Drop, allowing for Highwayman to hit a Stand and Deliver. Highwayman follows up, locking Tommy in a Five Leaf Clover.
Monroe: “He’s working on Tommy’s injured knee.”
Marcum: “Exactly. Expert technical wrestling from the Company. Unlike those SD6ers.”
Tommy taps out to the submission hold and is removed from the ring by Lothar. Highwayman celebrates with a small strut, but fails to heed Charlie’s warning and is hit from behind by a Super Splash from Spandex Monkey man! Spamm picks him up and hits a Super-slam, taking his much larger foe down!
Spamm climbs to the top rope and shouts “SPANDEX MONKEY MAAAANN!!!” before leaping off and hitting the Spandex Monkey Drop on Highwayman. Spamm pins
Highwayman as Charlie enters the ring and hits a Pitbull DDT on the RDCW’s resident superhero. Charlie follows up with a Big Business and a Tower of London to finish Spamm off and eliminate him.
Monroe: “The crowd isn’t happy to see Spamm eliminated that way!”
Marcum: “Big deal! Charlie’s just out there taking care of business. Slick Willie has to be proud of his pitbull.”
Darth enters the ring and he and Charlie go nose to nose, as Charlie stands up to his larger foe. Darth whips Charlie into the ropes and hits a running Darkside Slam! Darth goes for
a pin, but Charlie gets his shoulder up at the two count!
As Darth argues with Lothar, the Legbreakers sneak into the ring and hit Taking Out the Trash on the Dark Lord!
Monroe: “They may have just reinjured Darth’s throat!”
Marcum: “That big dummy! That’s what he gets for trying to compete against the Family Business with a hurt neck!”
Doog and Creature roll Charlie on top of Darth for the pin, as the Dark Lord is eliminated. The groggy Charlie finally realizes he’s eliminated his foe and raises his arms in
celebration. But Grimm steps into the ring behind him.
Monroe: “Uh oh. Grimm’s not happy!”
Marcum: “He’s never happy! His name is Grimm, Monroe!”
Monroe: “The Family Business tried to put him on the shelf at Rehash. He’s got a few scores to settle!”
Charlie turns and realizes he has another foe to face. Grimm kicks him in the gut and delivers a Triple 6 Bomb! Grimm decides not to pin Charlie, but picks him back up and
hits another Triple 6 Bomb! Followed by a third!
Monroe: “My Gob! Grimm’s trying to make a statement!”
Marcum: “There’s no call for this! What has Charlie done to deserve this!”
Monroe: “He was part of that brutal attack at Rehash, that’s what!”
Grimm finally pins Charlie as the final Company member is eliminated.
Winged Creature rushes into the ring, but stops short as Grimm spots him. Grimm tags in Nowhereman as WC tries to back off.
Monroe: “The EuroTrash Champion has things in hand!”
Marcum: “Creature’s just playing mind games!”
Stupid Doog attempts a schoolboy from behind but Nowhereman drops down and traps Creature’s leg hitting a
Fat Retard: “DROP TOEHOLD!”
dropping Creature on top of his partner. From the other corner, James Fantastic comes off the top rope with a One and Only onto both Legbreakers! Fantastic jumps up with a
“WOO!” to celebrate, but Nowhereman isn’t happy.
Nowhereman shoves Fantastic and yells at him.
Marcum: “What is he doing? That’s one of his partners!”
Monroe: “Nowhereman seems to have issues with James Fantastic!”
Marcum: “He needs to concentrate on the Family Business and deal with Fantastic later!”
Fantastic steps back out onto the ring apron, but Nowhereman tags him back into the match and steps out of the ring. Nowhereman yells at Fantastic from the corner as
Fantastic tries to calm things down. WC tags out to El Superbeasto who climbs over the top rope and heads behind the SD6er.
Captain Sammitch attempts to warn Fantastic, but Fantastic brushes him off, still arguing with Nowhereman. Superbeasto walks up behind Fantastic and grabs him around the throat, nailing the Chokeslam To Oblivion! Superbeasto pins Fantastic as the CheeseDome crowd booes heavily.
Monroe: “It’s six to three! Things aren’t looking good for the Coalition!”
Grimm, Nowhereman, and Sammitch look at each other and nod, as Grimm steps into the ring to face off against the giant luchadore. Grimm locks up with the giant, and attempts a
test of strength, but Superbeasto hits him with a Giant Headbutt, knocking him back a bit. Superbeasto wraps his arms around Grimm, delivering a series of Giant Headbutts before tossing Grimm overhead with a release german suplex!
Superbeasto tags in Johnny Evil and picks Grimm up, holding him. JE prepares for a Tae Kwan Do strike, but the trapped Grimm spits his Grave Breath into Johnny’s face!
Marcum: “That’s fucked up! That ain’t right!”
Evil tries to recover as Grimm escapes Superbeasto’s grasp. Grimm hits a running clothesline, sending Superbeasto over the top rope to the floor! The fans go wild as Grimm hits the crucifix pose, signaling his intent to finish Johnny Evil.
Grimm picks Johnny up, but Evil hits a low blow and locks in Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride! He follows up with a WEDway PeopleMover and a Mission to Mars before pinning the Dark
Lord!
Marcum: “Johnny Evil just proved that Evil beats Darkness!”
Monroe: “It’s two against six! How can Sammitch and Nowhereman survive?”
Marcum: “They can’t! It’s simple numbers!”
Nowhereman hit the ring and nailed a FuckOff Slam, and locked Evil in the Crippler Cuntface! Within moments, Evil tapped out.
Monroe: “Nowhereman just made Johnny Evil tap!”
Marcum: “Yeah, but there’s five more members of the Family waiting for him!”
Superbeasto dropped on Nowhereman with a Giant Elbow before he could release the Cuntface. Superbeasto hit him with a pair of Chokeslams To Oblivion, and pinned him!
Marcum: “Superbeasto just pinned the EuroTrash Champ!”
Monroe: “It’s one against five! Captain Sammitch is alone against the Bastardo Family!”
Cautiously, Sammitch stepped into the ring as the Family members celebrated. Stoicly, Sammitch prepared to give his last, as Superbeasto tagged in Stupid Doog. Doog climbed
into the ring and prepared to lock up, but before they could music began to play over the speakers.
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
'We will we will rock you'
'We will we will rock you'
Monroe: “BUHGAWB!! It’s PenWing! PenWing’s made it to the match!”
PenWing races down to ringside and takes his place in the corner as the CheeseDome fans erupt into a frenzy!
Sammitch locks up with Doog and immediately hits the Sammitch Suplexes, rejuvented by his partner’s appearance! Winged Creature enters the ring and bounds off of the ropes, but Sammitch steps aside and Creature hits Doog, knocking him off of his feet! Sammitch hiptosses the Legbreakers and nails them both with Sammitch Slams before pinning Doog
for the three count! Sammitch tries to pin Creature, as well, but he manages to kick out!
Monroe: “It’s four to two! Sammitch is evening up the score!”
Marcum: “Yeah, but they’re still outnumbered! Sammitch and PenWing don’t stand a chance!”
Creature tags out to Superbeasto, who climbs back into the ring. In the other corner, PenWing motions for the tag, and Sammitch points as the crowd goes wild. Sammitch tags PenWing in and the Big Cheese Champion stands face to. . .chest with the giant luchadore!
PenWing bounces off of the ropes, but is caught by a giant hand around his throat! Superbeasto chokes PenWing and laughs as he prepares for a chokeslam.
Marcum: “Superbeasto’s gonna finish the job he started last week!”
Sammitch heads into the ring and attempts jump Superbeasto, but the giant catches him in his other hand!
Monroe: “He has the tag champs by the throat!”
Joe Mama, Winged Creature, and King Snarf all laugh on the ring apron. Superbeasto prepares to chokeslam Sammitch and PenWing, but the SD6ers kick him in the groin.
Marcum: “Low blow!”
Monroe: “It was the midsection.”
Superbeasto releases his grip and the SD6ers pick him up for a doubleteam suplex! They send the giant crashing to the mat with a thud! They repeat the feat twice more, hitting the
Sammitch/PenWing Suplexes on the lucha star. As the fans go wild, Sammitch and PenWing each climb a turnbuckle delivering successive flying elbows!
Monroe: “Double High Holy Howe! This is why they’re the champs!”
Marcum: “This is terrible!”
PenWing covers the giant for the pin as Sammitch stands guard. Superbeasto is eliminated.
Monroe: “They chopped down the giant!”
Marcum: “It’s still three against two! And we’ve yet to see either of the champs in this match!”
Monroe: “The champs?”
Marcum: “Joe Mama, the IC champ, and King Snarf, the REAL Big Cheese Champion!”
As if on cue, Joe Mama steps into the ring, looking directly at PenWing and Sammitch. PenWing tags Sammitch in and the two stand face to face. JM smirks at Sammitch and motions for him to start. Sammitch smiles back and shakes his head no. He points at Snarf on the ring apron and calls for him to enter.
Joe laughs and agrees. He walks over and tags Snarf into the ring. Snarf locks up with Sammitch and the two begin a series of chain wrestling that makes the crowd applaud
appreciatively.
At the sound of the crowd’s approval, Snarf pokes Sammitch in the eyes and tags out to Winged Creature. Creature hits the ring and runs the ropes, but Sammitch ducks down
and delivers a flying cross body! He goes for a pin, but Joe Mama breaks it up.
Monroe: “What was that?”
Marcum: “Strategy! Now the Family is getting down to the Business of winning!”
Creature hits a bulldog on Sammitch and tags in Joe Mama, who whips him in and goes for the Enforcer! He slams Sammitch to the mat and tags in King Snarf, who hits a
Wildsault on Sammitch!
Marcum: “Wildsault! It’s over!”
Snarf applies the headlock, as Lothar asks Sammitch if he wants to give up. Sammitch fights to resist the hold as Snarf attempts to drive it in harder. PenWing tries to rally the
fans to Sammitch from the ring apron.
Sammitch fights his way to his feet, and picks up Snarf into a back suplex!
Monroe: “He escaped the headlock!”
Marcum: “Impossible!”
Sammitch attempts to crawl back over to his corner, but is cut off as Winged Creature distracts Lothar and Joe Mama enters the ring, dragging Sammitch back to the Family’s
corner.
Snarf tags Joe in, and Joe picks up Sammitch for a Brain Buster! Joe locks in the Joe Mamalock and Snarf returns to the ring to reapply the headlock!
Monroe: “This is illegal!”
Marcum: “Not if the ref doesn’t see it!”
Lothar turns back and sees the doubleteam and orders Snarf back to the apron. Snarf returns outside. Joe Mama goes up top for the Flying Teabag Slam! He pins Sammitch and it’s now one against three.
Monroe: “PenWing is all alone!”
Marcum: “He should’ve stayed out of the match! He could’ve avoided a three on one beating!”
PenWing steps into the ring and eyes his opponents warily. JM tags in Creature and motions for him to soften up PenWing. PenWing and Creature exchange a series of moves
before Creature catches the Champ in an abdominal stretch. He locks the hold in and reaches back with his free hand as Snarf grabs his hand, adding extra leverage.
Monroe: “Why do they have to resort to these types of tactics! There are three of them against one man!”
Marcum: “They don’t have to! They do it because they can! That’s the Family way!”
Monroe: “Well, the Family way stinks!”
The three Family members exchange quick tags, working over PenWing, who continually attempts to fight back, but is weakened by further double and triple teams. Finally, Winged
Creature catches PenWing in a suplex, drops him foward onto the top rope, and rebounds him suplexing him into the ring. Snarf hits a Wildsault, immediately after followed by a
Flying Teabag Slam from Joe Mama!
Joe pins PenWing in the center of the ring, as “Ecstasy of Gold” plays and the Family members celebrate in the ring!
James White: “Ladies and gentlemen, the survivors are Joe Mama, King Snarf, and Winged Creature! Your winners the Family Business!”
Monroe: “Well, fans, I guess this means we’ll have to endure another one of their gobawful celebrations next week!”
Marcum: “What a great idea!”
Monroe: “Fans, we’ll see you next week!”
Havoc closes as rest of the Family Business enters the ring to celebrate.
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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