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I Love Summer Movies! #518568 2005-06-01 6:28 AM
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OP Pit Pat 200+ posts Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 207	It's time for my last annual summer movie preview. Slap on some sun block and enjoy, ya cock-rubbers! KICKING AND SCREAMING – Will Ferrell plays the coach of a kiddie soccer team. Isn’t it a tad early in his career to be stealing from Rodney Dangerfield?* STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH – If it’s anything like the last 2.5 STAR WARS movies, it’ll be a giant mound of shith. CINDERELLA MAN – Russell Crowe plays the title pugilist. Is he called that because he has a glass jaw? I can’t wait to not find out! BATMAN RETURNS – INSOMNIA director Christopher Nolan takes over the Batman franchise. I’m sleepy already! FUN WITH DICK AND JANE – Jim Carrey and Tea Leoni star as a bank robbing couple who take the fun out of movie-going! HERBIE: FULLY LOADED – Which is what I’ll need to be to sit through a re-make of THE LOVE BUG. Holla! FANTASTIC FOUR – From the director of BARBERSHOP. Awwww, no he didn’t! WAR OF THE WORLDS – Look out, computer generated effects are attacking America's favorite Scientologist! BEWITCHED – If anyone can fuck up a Will Ferrell comedy, it’s Nora Ephron! CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY – Fans of the original need not worry: Tim Burton left in the Oompah Loompahs AND the reveal of the Statue of Liberty at the end. Gloop! THE DUKES OF HAZARD – Finally the phrase "Check out Jessica Simpson’s ass!" is not a reference to Nick Lachey. *LADYBUGS! Take it from me, I LOVE you!

Re: I Love Summer Movies! Pit Pat #518569 2006-06-15 5:51 AM
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MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all...	Quote: *Pit Pat said:* BATMAN RETURNS – INSOMNIA director Christopher Nolan takes over the Batman franchise. I’m sleepy already! "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: I Love Summer Movies! MisterJLA #518570 2006-06-15 2:07 PM
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Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large	I wish Pit Pat did more of these. MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.

Re: I Love Summer Movies! Animalman #518571 2006-06-15 2:21 PM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all...	I don't. "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: I Love Summer Movies! MisterJLA #518572 2006-06-15 2:25 PM
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Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large	Heh. He's really you, isn't he? MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.

Re: I Love Summer Movies! Animalman #518573 2006-06-15 2:36 PM
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rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	I thought it was either uschi or pig iron. I forgot which one. November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: I Love Summer Movies! MisterJLA #518574 2006-06-16 7:33 PM
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OP Pit Pat 200+ posts Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 207	Quote: *MisterJLA said:* I don't. Look, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth, so shut the fuck up. Take it from me, I LOVE you!

Re: I Love Summer Movies! rex #518575 2006-06-16 7:42 PM
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OP Pit Pat 200+ posts Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 207	Quote: *rex said:* I thought it was either uschi or pig iron. I forgot which one. That's because you're a sock fucking idiot. If Uschi and Pig Iron ever had a baby (wich will never happen since one's a bull-dike and the other's, well, Pig Iron) I'm the pan-sexual spokesthing that that would drown the bastard before it could shit it's self. Take it from me, I LOVE you!

Re: I Love Summer Movies! Animalman #518576 2006-06-16 7:43 PM
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OP Pit Pat 200+ posts Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 207	Quote: *Animalman said:* I wish Pit Pat did more of these. Fuck you. Also thank you, I will. Take it from me, I LOVE you!

Re: I Love Summer Movies! Pit Pat #518577 2006-06-17 3:55 PM
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Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large	I never knew Pit Pat was so suggestible. I wish Pit Pat would buy me beer and deliver it to my apartment. MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.

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