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my friend is getting married this sunday and im the maid of honor. I'm not so pleased about this seeing as how i wasnt asked i was told and felt too bad about saying no since there was no one else to help out in this situation. So i go to drown myself in 2 glasses of wine and i dont feel any better in fact feeling quite dizzy and thirsty for water. How do these things happen to me? I'll feel dumb about this tomorrow but for now i dont care 
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If I understand what you're saying...
...nope. Sorry. Couldn't make heads or tails of that. Better luck next time!
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thats all i needed to hear! 
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Thought so. I tend to have that effect on women. ...now if I could just take advantage of you while you're too drunk to know the difference... 
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oh chewy! i took latin so i know what some of the words are in your signature but so i dont have to struggle could you give me the translation please?
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Why are you paying for some ditzy bitch and her twatfriend? Why were you paying for drinks in a casino - they're free at any casino I've been to?
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oh chewy! i took latin so i know what some of the words are in your signature but so i dont have to struggle could you give me the translation please?
It means: "The ass arrived, beautiful and most brave." It's a quote from Friedrich Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil which I found most appropriate for these boards. I do know some other Latin phrases, though:
Ille Perfectus mortuus est. Quam ad rem adsuescere debes. A me substitutus est.
Scis te id maxime velle.
Quod refugit, multae cupiunt: odere quod instat.
Invida vestis eras quae tam bona crura tegebas.
Ubi fuisti totam meam vitam?
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That's all I care to remember after two years of Latin.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Why are you paying for some ditzy bitch and her twatfriend? Why were you paying for drinks in a casino - they're free at any casino I've been to?
Kick Wing's ass a few times and empty out his wallet. That's the quickest way to get your 300 bones back.
FREE? what the hell, i had to pay like 3 bucks for a damn soda!!!!! fucking canucks.
frankly i don't know why i'd be paying, besdies she's a poor bitch who cheats the goverment and shit. meh, its fun, i pretend i'll pay and screw her over the day before.
kick his ass, okay......right, i'm gonna kick the ass of a man who actually thinks he's batman...seriously.
Oh... It was a CANADIAN casino....
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yes, so our grand total of 120 over even is actually like uh 80 or so!
bloody twats, should of left 'em for the russians.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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my friend is getting married this sunday and im the maid of honor. I'm not so pleased about this seeing as how i wasnt asked i was told and felt too bad about saying no since there was no one else to help out in this situation. So i go to drown myself in 2 glasses of wine and i dont feel any better in fact feeling quite dizzy and thirsty for water. How do these things happen to me? I'll feel dumb about this tomorrow but for now i dont care
It sucks. People think the world has to stop for their wedding. I have been invited to and been in weddings I didnt want to go to. Tonight my wife and I are going to a rehearsal dinner (she's a bridesmaid) and neither one of us wants to go. It's in a Portugese restaurant in the ironbound section of Newark so the food will be good I'm sure. Sometimes you just suck it up and do it.....You will probably make this girl's day much more special by being there as her maid of honor.
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FREE? what the hell, i had to pay like 3 bucks for a damn soda!!!!! fucking canucks.
Enjoy socialism, kid.
Seriously, you need to put the brakes on all this shit for the trip. Tell them that if they're going, they're paying. If they just want to take advantage of your kindness, they're not friends. They're assholes. If they don't want to pay their own way, kick 'em to the curb.
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FREE? what the hell, i had to pay like 3 bucks for a damn soda!!!!! fucking canucks.
Enjoy socialism, kid.
Seriously, you need to put the brakes on all this shit for the trip. Tell them that if they're going, they're paying. If they just want to take advantage of your kindness, they're not friends. They're assholes. If they don't want to pay their own way, kick 'em to the curb.
Yeah that's what i was talking about with the other 2 who are expected to help. feel bad cause she's like dirt poor but meh not worth my time. so we've decided to pile together all our foreign currency. should get her about a buck
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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