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Why won't you just admit you are out to get me........you dirty fucking douche.
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THERES NOTHING LIOVE MORE ATHA N A GOOD COCK
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A goal properly set is halfway reached.
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I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.
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Chris just admit you're out to get me.
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Why won't you just admit you are out to get me........you dirty fucking douche.
EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have just been smashed in the face with a key lime pie.
The Masked Pie Smurfer strikes again!
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Oakley is a viscious,malicious bastard!
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And a polesmoker, to boot!
Uh-oh... the "Criminal Quartet" is no more! All hail the Criminal Pentet!!!
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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But no more than that!
He doesn't have any more fingers on his counting hand!
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"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Shawshank Redemption
Red: Geology is the study of pressure and time. Thats all it takes really... pressure... and time... That, and big
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The Green Mile
[Paul has the "boys" over for lunch, as he hatches his plan for the warden's terminally-ill wife.]
Paul Edgecomb: You all saw what he did to the mouse.
Brutal Howell: I coulda gone the rest o' the day without you bringin' that up.
Dean Stanton: I coulda gone the rest o' the year.
Paul Edgecomb: He did the same thing to me. He put his hands on me… he took my bladder infection away.
Jan Edgecomb: 'S true. When he came home that day, he was…
[She pauses and half-smiles.]
Jan Edgecomb: … all better.
[Paul gives her a sly look.]
Dean Stanton: Aw, wait. You're talkin' about a… authentic healin', a… "praise Jesus" miracle?
Paul Edgecomb: I am.
Jan Edgecomb: [barely suppressing a grin] Ohh, yeah.
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Chris Is out to get me also, These personal attacks against me are getting out of hand. I think he should die.
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COCK IS THE BEST
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COCK ROX! !
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Oakley has so much hatred against minorities. Look at the way he treats PJP, all because he's Greek. God doesn't approve of racism, Oakley. You sick fuck.
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Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
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Nowhereman said:
Oakley is a viscious,malicious bastard!
Says you!
Hope that didnt take up too much of your life thinking of that reply!
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Chris Oakley was once a member of the Village People,but was fired for being too gay!
Remember,if Ron Burgundy said it,it's the truth!
It's the truth!
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"Leaving On A Jet Plane"
I'm ... I'm ...
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
I'm ...
There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I'll tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I think of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, oh, let me kiss you
And close your eyes and I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times that I won't have to say ...
Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
And I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
But I'm leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
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(Leaving) On a jet plane
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I LOVE COCKS!
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Sometimes when I'm showering I swallow a little shampoo. It tastes funny but I like it!
Last time that happened to me, you should have seen how pissed off it got me. I was foaming at the mouth!
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Go fuck yourself,Balloon Knot.
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Wouldn't that be something your more into you cocksucker
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No,more like your style,Balloon Jerkoff.
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No, my style is fucking a girl in the ass and slitting her throat when I am halfway finished.
Your style if fucking aborted fetuses, You suck fuck
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sick bastard... both of you.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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No, my style is fucking a girl in the ass and slitting her throat when I am halfway finished.
Your style if fucking aborted fetuses, You suck fuck
Thank God, BK. At least you're not queer! 
The G-man says: You are GOOD
r3x29yz4a is my hero!
rex says I'm a commie, asshole, fag!
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sick bastard... both of you.
I'm sick all right...sick of people expecting me to just roll over and play dead when they trash me.
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sick bastard... both of you.
I'm sick all right...sick of people expecting me to just roll over and play dead when they trash me.
We'll we figured you should just roll over and be dead, considering you've been brain dead for years
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Thank God, BK. At least you're not queer!
But he wishes he was queer so he could get chicks!
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Thank God, BK. At least you're not queer!
But he wishes he was queer so he could get chicks!
The only Sausage I eat is made by Jimmy Dean
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But he died in a car crash years ago!
Rebel without a sausage!
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Balloon Knot don't really mind him being a corpse
Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over the fantastic idea that when you are looking at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is guaranteed to have on her -- a cunt! They all have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts -- for fucking!
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They put up the least amount of struggle
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