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Matt Brady - newsarama.comOfficially confirming what Newsarama reported on last week, today’s USA Today carried the story of Lost co-creator Damon Lindelof being named as the writer of the December-debuting Ultimate Wolverine vs. Hulk, a six issue miniseries for Marvel.
The brief article in the sidebar of the Life section’s front page also revealed a little of the story, explaining that Wolverine is sent after the Bruce Banner by Nick Fury as it becomes increasingly apparent that he has survived his execution as shown in the early issues of Ultimates 2.
Lindelof, noted by the paper as being a comic book fan, drew connections between the upcoming miniseries and the original meeting of the two characters in Incredible Hulk #181, which he owned as a kid. The writer added the he’ll even be giving the original issue a nod, saying that within the first five issues of the miniseries, an issue of Incredible Hulk #181 will make an appearance.
Leinil Yu will illustrate the miniseries. More...
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Hulks throws him out of the atmosphere or into a volcano..hulk wins.
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HULK SAY GAYRIMM STOP STEALING HIS WORDS!
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HULK SAY NOT WANT TO SHARE COMIC WITH OVERUSED MIDGET CANADIAN!
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HULK SAY GRIMM AM REAL MAN!
when you're right, you're right, buddy. 
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HULK SAY NOT WANT TO SHARE COMIC WITH OVERUSED MIDGET CANADIAN!
How do you know Hulk, Youre not Ultimate Hulk. You're either current continuity or Ang Lee Hulk. Do you have Ultimate Hulk on speed-dial? His e-mail address? Because I think Ultimate Hulk wants to share comic with midget Canadian. Actually... I don't think Ultimate Wolverine is even a midget. Isn't he as tall as most people? I'm not sayin' yer dumb Hulk, I just think you should be more informed.
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Hulk Smash.
HULK SAY GRIMM AM REAL MAN!
when you're right, you're right, buddy.
HULK SAY THAT NOT WHAT HULK SAID! HULK NOT LIKE GAYRIMM!
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HULK SAY NOT WANT TO SHARE COMIC WITH OVERUSED MIDGET CANADIAN!
How do you know Hulk, Youre not Ultimate Hulk. You're either current continuity or Ang Lee Hulk. Do you have Ultimate Hulk on speed-dial? His e-mail address? Because I think Ultimate Hulk wants to share comic with midget Canadian. Actually... I don't think Ultimate Wolverine is even a midget. Isn't he as tall as most people? I'm not sayin' yer dumb Hulk, I just think you should be more informed.
HULK AM ONLY HULK! NO OTHER HULK EXIST!
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HULK SAY DAVE ALREADY KNOW!
HULK SAY DAVE EXPERT ON POO!
HULK SMASH!
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This mini-series doesnt do anything for me
Ultimate Wolverine isnt very interesting, he's just a vicious killer-guy who's with the X-men for some reason
Add to that the fact that Ultimate Hulk rips people to pieces and then eats them, and I dont see how this would last very long
And 6 fucking issues? 4, and I might have considered it, but 6 is taking the piss, especially when you know nothing much will really happen and it'll just be like a modern re-telling of the original 2 issue story
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
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Gee, y'think the two "heroes" are gonna ha ve a misunderstanding, fight and then realize that they're actually on the same side?  It is the rare team-up that is not trite and actually entertaining.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Gee, y'think the two "heroes" are gonna ha ve a misunderstanding, fight and then realize that they're actually on the same side? It is the rare team-up that is not trite and actually entertaining.
SPOILERS!!! 
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I'm sorry - did I ruin it for you? 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Wolverines head would probably fit in Ult. Hulks mouth. may just be more sick mind[  ], but thats rather disturbing....
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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Gee, y'think the two "heroes" are gonna ha ve a misunderstanding, fight and then realize that they're actually on the same side? It is the rare team-up that is not trite and actually entertaining.
I dont actually think it will be like that. It'll probably just be some big fight where Wolverine has to flee and 'save' some people from being eaten by the Hulkster. Then he'll meet Banner, some shitty talking, then they'll go their seperate ways and the Hulk will still be free
And why the fuck would Wolverine be working for Nick Fury when Nicks allowed Ultimate Cap to kick his ass twice, and nearly executed him along with Colossus and Jean in 'Ultimate Nightmare'?! Could be coaxing him with Bullshit information about his past, but I dont give a fuck.....
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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Actually, I was being a li'l sarcastic - what I wrote is the usual formula for team-ups. However, I do agree with you in that, once Wolvie meets up with the Hulk and they have their inevitable fight, Wolvie will let Bruce go his own way and lie to Fury about not being able to find him - or something like that.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Actually, Harley, the way you described is the way that team-ups were always done. Flame's description is the way things have been done in Merry MarvelLand over the last couple'a years. Both are examples of hack writing, but at least the old way had some level of enjoyment and payoff. The new way is essentially Marvel Meets The Breakfast Club...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Yeah, I knew it was sarcasm....You see, I have an Evil Twin.... 
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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Actually, Harley, the way you described is the way that team-ups were always done.
Wait... you knew this all along and still made me think that I had spoiled it for you?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Actually, Harley, the way you described is the way that team-ups were always done. Flame's description is the way things have been done in Merry MarvelLand over the last couple'a years. Both are examples of hack writing, but at least the old way had some level of enjoyment and payoff. The new way is essentially Marvel Meets The Breakfast Club...
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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Actually, Harley, the way you described is the way that team-ups were always done.
Wait... you knew this all along and still made me think that I had spoiled it for you?
Yeah...I'm Sneaky-Petey like that.
Nick Fury: You want another detention, Logan?
Wolverine: Sure!
Nick Fury: Fine! That's another one! You wanna make it eight, Weapon X?
Wolverine: Why. NOT!
Nick Fury: Good - you got it! That two months I got you!
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Captain America: What do your parents do to you?
Black Widow: They ignore me!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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"Sneaky-Petey"?
The love child of Bunny and PJP. Which, now that I think about it, makes me violently ill at how bad that little blurb backfires on me.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yeah...I'm Sneaky-Petey like that.
Nick Fury: You want another detention, Logan?
Wolverine: Sure!
Nick Fury: Fine! That's another one! You wanna make it eight, Weapon X?
Wolverine: Why. NOT!
Nick Fury: Good - you got it! That two months I got you!
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Black Widow: They ignore me!
WHAT THE FUCK?!  Is this more incomprehensible sarcasm?
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Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
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Didn't you ever see the Breakfast Club?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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No, Flames. This is members of the Marvel U. doing The Breakfast Club. Lighten up.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Yeah. I got it. 
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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Awww, no, - no sad face! - I just din' know if you got it or not...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Awww, no, - no sad face! - I just din' know if you got it or not...
Hulk: She cain' ho' de smoke! Da's whut i' dizz!!!
(Hulk as Brian...that'd be funny...)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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