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Ann Coulter & Ted Rall:Peas in a Doctrinaire PodOn the outside,they could hardly be more different.The most obvious difference between them,other than gender,is their respective political philosophies:Rall is a die-hard socialist,while Coulter's so far right she makes Pat Buchanan look like Karl Marx.However,in a number of fundamental and unfortunate ways the two of them are almost exactly alike: They're both incredibly self-righteous; - they both have zero sense of humor;
- they both regard anyone who dares question or criticize their views as an enemy;
- and they both display an incredible contempt for their peers in the media.
Frankly,America in general,and the writing profession in particular,would be considerably better off if we could just find a way to maroon these two on a desert island someplace with nobody to lash out at but each other. Fox Loses Its "Head"Meanwhile,on the entertainment front,the unthinkable has happened:Fox has displayed good judgement with a new series.By some divine miracle,common sense managed to infiltrate the Fox network's programming offices last week just long enough to get that idiotic show "Head Cases" cancelled after just three episodes.Now if we could just convince them to get rid of "Family Guy" once and for all... Most Favorite RKMB Personalities,Part 1This month being the fifth anniversary of the founding of the Rob boards,I'd like to take a moment to tip my hat to a few of my most favorite fellow posters around these parts: Captain Sammitch - madman marcum
- NurikoK98
- PenWing
- Chewy Walrus
- and last but not least Grimm.
I'll have more names from the list in my next Soapbox.
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I'm not on your list? Ass! 
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Calm down,Mxy,I only posted the first part of the list,for crying out loud. 
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Good fucking God...if there was ever a list I didn't want to be on, that'd be it. With the exeptions of Grimm and Chewy (so sorry for you guys, that shit's harsh)...that's a sorry collection of twats.
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Happy Halloween to you too,pal. 
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Fuck you, Oakley.
You think that, just because I'm having a brief run of bad luck and unpopularity right now that suddenly you can start posting things? You think that I'm suddenly less popular than you?
I'm going to find out where you live and bring over my mop and broom and shove them up your ass. Then I'm going to wipe them off with one of your socks and jerk off into it. Then, I'm going to shove the dirty sock in your mouth.
Just as soon as my mommy lends me bus fare.
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I think I speak for a lot of people around here when I say:WTF?  
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Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
I'll show you the fuck. The big fuck. The biggest baddest fuck of all.
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Chris please put me on your list.
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Moderators please move this to the "no one wants to fuckin' read it" forum.
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Moderators please move this to the "no one wants to fuckin' read it" forum.
Rob's blog?
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So this is whats going to happen from now on? Everything is going to be one big joke? Is it going to be impossible to do anything serious here from now on?
It's not fair!
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Moderators please move this to the "no one wants to fuckin' read it" forum.
I don't have the authorization needed....
I cannot tell whether this is a Deep Thought gone horribly wrong, or, a new Random Chat regular column.
But, I can't wait to see more......unless Chris continues to badmouth Family Guy.....then it gets locked....
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It's not fair! It's not fair!
So this is whats going to happen from now on? Everything is going to be one big joke? Is it going to be impossible to do anything serious here from now on?
It's not fair!
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I cannot tell whether this is a Deep Thought gone horribly wrong, or, a new Random Chat regular column.
So you just decided to sticky it? WTF?
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Are you kidding? This could be one of the most fun threads EVAR!! 
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I agree. I hope it's a bi-weekly event. I sure don't think I could last a week without a new one.
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Chris Oakley said:
Ann Coulter & Ted Rall:Peas in a Doctrinaire Pod
On the outside,they could hardly be more different.The most obvious difference between them,other than gender,is their respective political philosophies:Rall is a die-hard socialist,while Coulter's so far right she makes Pat Buchanan look like Karl Marx.However,in a number of fundamental and unfortunate ways the two of them are almost exactly alike: They're both incredibly self-righteous; - they both have zero sense of humor;
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- and they both display an incredible contempt for their peers in the media.
Frankly,America in general,and the writing profession in particular,would be considerably better off if we could just find a way to maroon these two on a desert island someplace with nobody to lash out at but each other.
Fox Loses Its "Head"
Meanwhile,on the entertainment front,the unthinkable has happened:Fox has displayed good judgement with a new series.By some divine miracle,common sense managed to infiltrate the Fox network's programming offices last week just long enough to get that idiotic show "Head Cases" cancelled after just three episodes.Now if we could just convince them to get rid of "Family Guy" once and for all...
Most Favorite RKMB Personalities,Part 1
This month being the fifth anniversary of the founding of the Rob boards,I'd like to take a moment to tip my hat to a few of my most favorite fellow posters around these parts: Captain Sammitch - madman marcum
- NurikoK98
- PenWing
- Chewy Walrus
- and last but not least Grimm.
I'll have more names from the list in my next Soapbox.
Shut the fuck up cunt
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Good fucking God...if there was ever a list I didn't want to be on, that'd be it. With the exeptions of Grimm and Chewy (so sorry for you guys, that shit's harsh)...that's a sorry collection of twats.
Coming from the Anne Heche of the RKMBs, I'm not sure if I should be insulted or complimented.
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Shut the fuck up cunt
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Good fucking God...if there was ever a list I didn't want to be on, that'd be it. With the exeptions of Grimm and Chewy (so sorry for you guys, that shit's harsh)...that's a sorry collection of twats.
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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Coming from the Anne Heche of the RKMBs, I'm not sure if I should be insulted or complimented.
I don't get the reference...but you can feel free to be insulted. I'm sure you're used to the feeling.
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It's fucked how they all sync thier periods like this...You can expect a monthly board wide catfight like clockwork it seems. *generously tosses out handfulls of midol*
maybe you should take some too fag boy.
So this is whats going to happen from now on? Everything is going to be one big joke? Is it going to be impossible to do anything serious here from now on?
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man that reax is funny.
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Hahaha...yeah, I guess I had that one coming.
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Moderators please move this to the "no one wants to fuckin' read it" forum.
Rob's blog?
RACK!
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Coming from the Anne Heche of the RKMBs, I'm not sure if I should be insulted or complimented.
I don't get the reference...but you can feel free to be insulted. I'm sure you're used to the feeling.
Allow me. Anne Heche? The actress who comes out, then is seen with a dude and says she's straight again, then comes out, then is seen with a dude and says she's straight again, then comes out, then is seen with a dude and says she's straight again? It's funny you mention patterns in other posters' bitching. Because considering how you vacillate between hitting on girls on the Women board while talking about how you'd hit it and spewing your hatred of everyone opposed to you while waving your rainbow-emblazoned banner, your sexuality rotates on a cycle I could set my watch to.
And for the record, I was minding my own business for a good long while until you started taking potshots at me again.
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So what yer basically saying is you want Klintons arse!
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So what yer basically saying is you want Klintons arse!
Sounds llike that to me.
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So what yer basically saying is you want Klintons arse!
Nowhereman: the ORIGINAL rkmbs translator!
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But of course!!!
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They make such a lovely couple!
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They make such a lovely couple!
Fuck you.
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It's fucked how they all sync thier periods like this...You can expect a monthly board wide catfight like clockwork it seems. *generously tosses out handfulls of midol*
maybe you should take some too fag boy.
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