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HOW TO DISAPPEAR COMPLETELY AND NEVER BE FOUND is a haunting and fun find.

At first I was a little disappointed because I thought it was a "how to" book. However, this is a very interesting and mysterious book mystery.

It's about Margaret who is determined to solve the mystery of her fathers death. Her father drowned mysteriously and her mom ,Lizzie, chain smokes and sleeps most of the time and doesn't talk about dad.

Margaret lives in an apartment in the Pacific northwest. She has a sister, Sophie, who is obsessed with `The Hardest Jigsaw Puzzle Ever Made'. Margaret's life is very boring until she meets Tina Louise who becomes her friend and inspires her to go to the strange mansion on the island where she found an unopened, mysterious package addressed to her mom four years ago. Margaret eventually listens to her, and after convincing Sophie she goes to the island to solve the mystery of her fathers death.

I liked the fact that the characters in the book were actually doing something and not just lolly gagging. It also is very suspenseful, and makes you want to read more.

Why isn't this headlined?

Ways To Annoy People

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment