RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Where the Fuck are the Pictures: Fox in Socks

I hate Dr. Seuss!!!!

Because of this book, I now have to hunt for food with a bow and arrow made out of used bendy straws, take a dump in the same bowl every day [ It's Tupperware!! ], shave my mother's chest hair, bang my head against the wall for 30 hours straight, and suck foreign objects up my nose and crap them out!!!

I think that this book will cause the following things: World Hunger, Higher Percentages of Teenage Pregnancies, More School Shootings, Higher Percentages of Rape Worldwide, and More Kidnappings!!!

If you really wanted to read garbage, you shouldn't let your kids read this JUNK!!! Having your kids hunt for your personalized Hershey Kisses in the toilet is better than this crap!!!

I mean, come on people!! Who wants to read about some little homosexual fox who wears socks, rapes everyone and everything in sight, and prances around the town merrilly singing "It's Raining Men".

Parents, if you have already let your child or children read this book, I have a question: Do you have your head up your a$$ for the warmth?!?!

Don't laugh PJP, Fox in Socks will end up being the next Dr. Seuss book to become a major blockbuster film.

I think he's just conflicted by teh titilation he felt seeing the gay fox wearing the object of his lust in full view.