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Well, la dee da da
Quote:
Once upon a time in The Land of 8,
There stood a castle, very gr8.
8 flags were waving in the air
For the King of 8 had put them there.
Doot, do do do do do do
Doot, do do do do do do
Doot, do do do do do do
Doot doot do
I'm the King of 8,
And I'm here to st8
That everything here must number 8,
The guards, for instance, by the g8
Must always number exactly 8.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Doot,do do...
In my castle, in back of me,
Are 8 windows you can see.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
In these windows are my daughters,
Show yourselves, my dears.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Each princess wears a golden crown,
With 8 jewels going 'round.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
So I love 8,
8 is gr8,
8 is the number I do not--
W8!!!
Important news comes from the Queen,
A new baby! And I have seen,
That she is well, and doing fine.
Good grief, that's princess number 9!!
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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Quote:
Jim Jackson said:
Get over it.
PLEASE.
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Jim Jackson said:
Get over it.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
Yeah!
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SOMEONE FRONTPAGE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
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This is the best New Year's present ever.
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Figure eight as double four,
Figure four as half of eight.
If you skate, you would be great
If you could make a figure eight.
That's a circle that turns 'round upon itself.
One times eight is two times four.
Four times four is two times eight.
If you skate upon thin ice,
You'd be wise if you looked twice
Before you made another single move.
One times eight is eight, two times eight is 16,
Three times eight is 24, four times eight is 32,
And five times eight is 40, you know.
Six times eight is 48, seven times eight is 56,
Eight times eight is 64, nine times eight is 72,
And ten times eight is 80, that's true.
Eleven times eight is 88, and twelve times eight is 96.
Now, here's a chance to get off
On your new math tricks.
'Cause twelve times eight is the same as
Ten times eight plus two times eight
80 plus 16 ... ninety-six!
One times eight is eight, two times eight is 16,
Three times eight is 24, four times eight is 32,
And five times eight is 40, you know.
Figure eight as double four,
Figure four as half of eight.
If you skate, you would be great,
If you could make a figure eight.
That's a circle that turns 'round upon itself.
Place it on its side and it's a symbol meaning
Infinity...
YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
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Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic fucking garlic-breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose! Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! Fuck off! I'm knackered.
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Quote:
First Amongst Daves said:
Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic fucking garlic-breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose! Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! Fuck off! I'm knackered.
Someone sure got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
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Last edited by Jeremy; 2006-01-04 11:41 PM.
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Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
-Brian Michael Bendis
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yes please lurne how to spel strate rite and not like the silly homasexuals. thank you.
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3: "Bagged Me a Homer" - Lurleen Lumpkin
Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart,
when the coach called me up to the plate.
I'd been swingin' and missin'
and lovin' and kissin'
My average was point-double-o-eight.
So I spit on my hands,
knocked the dirt from my spikes,
And pointed right towards centre field.
This time I'm hittin' the home run.
This time love is for real.
I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice,
a lovin' fly for you.
I've been slumpin' off season,
but now I've found a reason.
I've struck on a love that is true.
I used to play the field.
I used to be a roamer,
But season's turnin' around for me now.
I've finally bagged me a homer.
That's right, I've finally bagged me a homer.
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Hallucin8
Desegreg8
Medi8
Allevi8
Try not to h8
Love your m8
Don't suffoc8 on your own h8
Design8 your love as f8
A one world st8
As human fr8
The number 8
A white black st8
A gentle tr8
The broken cr8
A heavy w8
Or just too l8
Like pretty K8 has sex orn8
Now devast8
Appreci8
Depreci8
Fabric8
Emul8
The truth dil8
Special d8
The animal we 8
Guilt deb8
The edge serr8
A better r8
The youth ir8
Deliber8
Fascin8
Devi8
Reinst8
Liber8
To moder8
Recre8
Or deton8
Annihil8
Atomic f8
Medi8
Clear the st8
Activ8
Now radi8
A perfect st8
Food on pl8
Gravit8
The Earth's own w8
Design8 your love as f8
At ninety-8 we all rot8
Hallucin8
Desegreg8
Medi8
Allevi8
Try not to h8
Love your m8
Don't suffoc8 on your own h8
Design8 your love as f8
A one world st8
As human fr8
The number 8
A white black st8
A gentle tr8
The broken cr8
A heavy w8
Or just too l8
Like pretty K8 has sex orn8
Now devast8
Appreci8
Depreci8
Fabric8
Emul8
The truth dil8
Special d8
The animals we 8
Guilt deb8
The edge serr8
A better r8
The youth ir8
Deliber8
Fascin8
Devi8
Reinst8
Liber8
Liber8
Liber8
Liber8
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
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Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic fucking garlic-breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose! Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! Fuck off! I'm knackered. That's just lawyer talk.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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