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The Saint of Killers' dominance over everyone was proven with...

Saint of Killers Versus Kong!!!








But now comes...


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SAINT OF KILLERS VERSUS HAN SOLO!!!!!







Let no one question the might of the Saint of Killers.


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Saint of Killers better be glad he didn't go up against Greedo because Lucas would have just gone back and reedited it to let Greedo shoot first.


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It's true!

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This is the best thread ever.

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Saint of Killers Versus Kong!!!












Hey, it's a fucking rerun!


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don't you hate that, only seen 2 episodes and already seein reruns, dammit!!!!!

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I needed to give people who hadn't read the villain thread context!

This thread was all about the Solo.

See how I used the fact that my Han Solo toy is so much smaller than my Saint toy to create perspective?

I'm a visionary.


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Do you have a sandman toy?

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chuck norris dammit, huck vs saint of all killers......whooooboy. saint of all killers vs his daddy. i demand!!!!!

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Saint of Killers vs. Pariah!


OOK OOK ACK EEK!
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Do you have a sandman toy?




Kinda creepy to have a toy named the same as you.


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Quote:

Danny said:
I needed to give people who hadn't read the villain thread context!

This thread was all about the Solo.

See how I used the fact that my Han Solo toy is so much smaller than my Saint toy to create perspective?

I'm a visionary.




I was acctually quite impressed untill you felt teh need to explain it. Now I'm just sad.


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King Kong shrank!

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No he didn't! Saint of Killers grew another 20 feet! How? Cuz he's the mother fucking Saint of Killers, that's how!

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He roundhouse kicked evolution into making him bigger!

No wait, that's Chuck Norris...


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What would Brian Boitano do?

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If he were here right now? He'd make a plan and follow it through. That's what Brian Boitano'd do!


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I was acctually quite impressed untill you felt teh need to explain it. Now I'm just sad.




Then my mission in life- to make you sad- is complete.


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Do you have a sandman toy?




Yes.

But the Morpheus Sandman, not the me Sandman.

I gotta figure out how to have Chuck Norris star in the next production...


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print out a photo of chuck norris and paste his face to an Indiana Jones action figure.


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If you try to print out a photo of Chuck Norris, you get an error message saying "ERROR 337726: Printer doesn't have enough ink to print such perfection".


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Then he comes to your house and roundhouse kicks you to death for trying to steal his image.


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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
If you try to print out a photo of Chuck Norris, you get an error message saying "ERROR 337726: Printer doesn't have enough ink to print such perfection".





the mere image of the almight chuck is too great.



by the by......i found a dorito with chuck's image....it's going to ebay asap. i gotta get rid of it before i get the roundhouse dorito of death

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by a dorito. What a terrible fate.


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mmmmm....doritos....



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Let's all have a moment of silence for Nowhereman who is about to be roundhouse kicked to death for stealing the image of Chuck Norris.

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I really, really need one of those toys to get the fullest potential from the Danny's Toys Theatre concept.


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Tempting...


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If you had photoshop it'd be easier!


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Yes. But it'd be cheating! It's Danny's Toy's Theatre! All the contestants live in my room!


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And that's why they're all male...

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Ooh... bam.


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Quote:

Danny said:
Yes. But it'd be cheating! It's Danny's Toy's Theatre! All the contestants live in my room!



So when we gonna see Paul Hogan?

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Can Saint of Killers defeat Tim Tams?


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Or Paste Pot Pete?

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Or Frank Stallone?

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All of the above.


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