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I shit you not.
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
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When people use the expression "getting wood" that's not what they meant.
Although he has earned the right to call himself an amateur.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Peanuts Quotes!
(Linus and Lucy are under an umbrella. It looks like they've been there awhile.)
Lucy: You think this is a lot of rain? Rachel Carson says when the oceans were being formed, it rained day and night for centuries.
Linus: It must have been very difficult to plan picnics!
Lucy: You can't drift along forever... you have to direct your thinking. For instance you have to decide whether you're going to be a liberal or a conservative. You have to take some sort of stand. You have to associate with some sort of cause.
Linus: Are there any openings in the lunatic fringe?
Lucy: This is our last game of the season. Let's win it!
CB: Okay. Get out there and play your best.
Lucy: You always have to say something sarcastic, don't you?
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You have no right to shit on me gay person!
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HOLY SHIT! That has to be the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard!! Doesn't he know there are PILLS that do that shit without distroying the plumbing? woah.
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Dr. Tran said:
HOLY SHIT! That has to be the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard!! Doesn't he know there are PILLS that do that shit without distroying the plumbing? woah.
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"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
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Dr Tran is Killconey's drunk alt. Give him a break.
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what da FUCK?!
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Dr Tran is Killconey's drunk alt. Give him a break.
It's true. Not only that, but I wasn't even the one responding at the time. My fiance could type better than I could, so she took over.
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When I read this thread's title, I thought some guy had gained the ability to shoot pencils from his penis.
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that would be cool if he can also jump through time
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but he doesn't have healing factor, or it could have been a good idea
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It would have to be a pretty fast healing factor to heal him every time he shoots a pencil from his penis.
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well, why have healing factor if it's slow. in fact, isn't slow healing factor just normal healing?
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but you know that time heals all wounds!
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If love heals wounds... what can heal you when love is the one who hurts?
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accerlated healing factor and loose women. and tequila!!!!!
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has to be, them loose women ain't got a whole lot of tread left
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Joey From Friends said:
I shit you not.
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
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I wonder if people now call him pencil dick?
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Quote:
Joey From Friends said:
I shit you not.
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
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I wonder if people now call him pencil dick?
.....and that's one to grow on.
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