The RDCW remembers Pig Iron by Edmund Gaunt
As last week's edition of Tuesday Night Havoc drew to a close, the sight of the RDCW roster (including CEO Rob Kamphausen himself) gathered together in the CheeseDome to pay tribute to their fallen comrade Pig Iron, is one that remains in the minds of fans and professionals alike.
There were no dry eyes in the CheeseDome as Havoc was punctuated with vignettes of RDCW wrestlers remembering their fallen friend.
RDCW World Heavyweight Cheese Champion MisterJLA: Pig Iron? Oh, yes, I've wrestled him. Beaten him, too. I'd be happy to tell you all about it, you see this was when I was still DCMBs Champ, doing that angle that nobody liked but a couple of people. . .anyways. . .where was I? Oh, yeah, I beat Pig Iron back when. . .
Nowhereman: He was a CUNT!!!
Princess Elisa: He was always asking to see my boobies!
Joe Mama: I'll get my comments to you later.
Captain Sammitch: I'll send my comments by Monday at the latest. Tuesday, even. Wednesday for sure.
Spandex Monkey Man: I really liked him. I thought we had great chemistry together and hoped we could get a solid run as a tag team. But it just wasn't meant.
Darth: Today truly is a dark day. A Woooyahhhh has fallen.
Chesty LeRou: He was so funny! I miss him.
Captain Howdy: My lawyers have told me not to comment until after pending litigation!
Heidi Schwarz: Why, Piggie?! I can't talk now. Get the hell away from me!
Amuck: . . .
El Superbeasto: Vaya con dios, muchacho.
Dr. William Paragon: Thus, you see the sad ending of a life of excess and moral turpitude. Pig Iron was drunkenly driving his life away on the road to damnation. If only he'd listened to me. I could have turned his life around. The RDCW had better pay heed. This sort of tragic fate awaits all who follow Pig Iron's heathen example!
Grimm: He was my friend.
Rob Kamphausen: Exploitation? There is no truth to the rumor that the RDCW or myself are exploiting this tragic event! How can you say that? These tshirts, dvds, books, and so forth were in the works long before Piggie bought it. . .er, I mean, tragicly passed on. Plus, I wrote a special intro to the books and dvds myself! VIVA LA PIGGY!!!!!!!
You can see more remembrances of Pig Iron at
www.RDCW.com! Don't forget to visit the Shopzone for the special Pig Iron memorial dvd, tshirt, and book deal!
