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'Saved By the Bell' Actress Lark Voorhies Sues for Libel

    Lark Voorhies, who played Lisa Turtle in TV's "Saved By the Bell," has sued The National Enquirer for libel over an article that included claims she had a drug problem.

    The suit, which seeks unspecified damages, was filed Tuesday in Superior Court.

    The suit says Voorhies, whom it describes as a "famous and popular actress," lost several "potential acting and hosting jobs" after the tabloid published a June 2005 article that said she was hospitalized for a cocaine addiction.

    Her doctor wrote a letter confirming that she had no addiction and was not hospitalized for drug abuse, the suit said.

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"Famous and popular"? Somebody should sue her for libel.

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I can't believe that this thread has been up over half an hour now, and yet Mr. Belding and Jessie Spano have not made an appearance.

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maybe they are in detention?


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I'd have thought she was on drugs for not falling for Screech. He's so dreamy! (snort)

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Quote:

Violet Bickerstaff said:
I'd have thought she was on drugs for not falling for Screech. He's so dreamy! (snort)




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She's prooty hot...

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I'd still fuck her.

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 Originally Posted By: Violet Bickerstaff
I'd have thought she was on drugs for not falling for Screech. He's so dreamy! <img src="/images/graemlins/love.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/love.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/love.gif" alt="" /> (snort)

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
I can't believe that this thread has been up over half an hour now, and yet Mr. Belding and Jessie Spano have not made an appearance.


Maybe you just need to give them a bigger spanof time to get over to this thread and post before you start Screeching.


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