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Your two biggest friends buried balls deep in my ass
Everything wrong in my life can be blamed directly on these people:
Nick Locking
Warren Ellis
Joe Mama
Nowhereman
Michael Anderson
The day you forgive your enemies is the day you stop being worthy of respect.
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JLA for MO....oh....
999,999 Points, Sucka!
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Donald Trump "You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy "Shut the fuck up!" Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her."
Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a fucking smile?"
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Chris Oakley said: Your two biggest friends buried balls deep in my ass
Anybody else think this Chris Oakley alt is just some dude's outlet for his pent up gay frustration?
I'm really hoping I'm not the only one who thinks so.
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cause that how i butter my rolls
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Rodeo Garth Brooks
His eyes are cold and restless His wounds have almost healed And she'd give half of Texas Just to change the way he feels She knows his love's in Tulsa And she knows he's gonna go Well, it ain't no woman, flesh and blood It's that damned old rodeo
Well, it's bulls and blood It's dust and mud It's the roar of a Sunday crowd It's the white in his knuckles The gold in the buckle He'll win the next go 'round It's boots and chaps It's cowboy hats It's spurs and latigo It's the ropes and the reins And the joy and the pain And they call the thing rodeo
She does her best to hold him When his love comes to call But his need for it controls him And her back's against the wall And it's "So long girl, I'll see you" When it's time for him to go You know the woman wants her cowboy Like he wants his rodeo
Well, it's bulls and blood It's dust and mud It's the roar of a Sunday crowd It's the white in his knuckles The gold in the buckle He'll win the next go 'round It's boots and chaps It's cowboy hats It's spurs and latigo It's the ropes and the reins And the joy and the pain And they call the thing rodeo
It'll drive a cowboy crazy It'll drive the man insane And he'll sell off everything he owns Just to pay to play her game And a broken home and some broken bones Is all he'll have to show For all the years that he spent chasin' This dream they call rodeo
Well, it's bulls and blood It's dust and mud It's the roar of a Sunday crowd It's the white in his knuckles The gold in the buckle He'll win the next go 'round It's boots and chaps It's cowboy hats It's spurs and latigo It's the ropes and the reins And the joy and the pain And they call the thing rodeo
It's the broncs and the blood It's the steers and the mud And they call the thing rodeo
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Chris LeDoux You Just Can't See Him From the Road
Well you don't see him much on the big screen anymore The kids don't ride along with Roy or Gene And that ain't really him with all those feathers in his hat And some frenchman's name embroidered on his jeans
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But he's still out there ridin' fences Still makes his livin' with his rope As long as there's a sunset he'll keep ridin' for the brand You just can't see him from the road
Well he never learned to two step hell he barely learned to walk But he's worn a lot of leather off the tree He's had one or two good horses that he counts among his friends He never drew a breath that wasn't free
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Well he's tall in the saddle short on the cash The last to quit the first to buy the beer Well he's a knight in leather armor still livin' by the code That's made him what he's been a hundred years
Repeat Chorus:
As long as there's a sunset he'll keep ridin' for the brand You just can't see him from the road
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