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Recently, being stuck living in hotel rooms, I have found myself searching for amusement in the most obscure places (yes, that's right, use that out-of-context for your own gay-joke fun). Anyway, I've begun playing the Arcade games here. One, in particular: Mahjongg.

Listen, I'm not stupid. And, I'm not slow. I can play the SHIT out of that game. But, no matter how hard, or how fast I try and clear that board, I STILL cannot get over 27k.

So, someone please tell me, how in the FUCK did Emperor Joker get 73 Thousand??!!!

How? How?! It's NOT POSSIBLE!!!

Am I missing something?

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Am I missing something?



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That's telling me!

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Am I missing something?



Hair!




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Recently, being stuck living in hotel rooms, I have found myself searching for amusement in the most obscure places (yes, that's right, use that out-of-context for your own gay-joke fun). Anyway, I've begun playing the Arcade games here. One, in particular: Mahjongg.

Listen, I'm not stupid. And, I'm not slow. I can play the SHIT out of that game. But, no matter how hard, or how fast I try and clear that board, I STILL cannot get over 27k.

So, someone please tell me, how in the FUCK did Emperor Joker get 73 Thousand??!!!

How? How?! It's NOT POSSIBLE!!!

Am I missing something?




Check out my miserable scores on Asteroids, Pro... now THAT ought to make you feel a lot better!


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Am I missing something?



Hair!




Damn you Nowhereman...






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Recently, being stuck living in hotel rooms, I have found myself searching for amusement in the most obscure places (yes, that's right, use that out-of-context for your own gay-joke fun). Anyway, I've begun playing the Arcade games here. One, in particular: Mahjongg.

Listen, I'm not stupid. And, I'm not slow. I can play the SHIT out of that game. But, no matter how hard, or how fast I try and clear that board, I STILL cannot get over 27k.

So, someone please tell me, how in the FUCK did Emperor Joker get 73 Thousand??!!!

How? How?! It's NOT POSSIBLE!!!

Am I missing something?





Elisa has been trying to beat that score for a while now. I personally think that emperor joker found a way to cheat with most of the games.


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plus.....on top of everything else......HE'S AN ALT!

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HE'S AN ALT!




emperor joker is anal t ??!?

no wonder elisa chases'em!


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plus.....on top of everything else......HE'S AN ALT!





Some say EVERYONE here is an alt..except Rob, PJ, Sneaky, and Nowhereman....


They were the original FOUR here..and all other posters here were cloned from their dna....

Think about it..what do you all remember BEFORE you first posted here????

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LOL!!!

Holy shit, Beardguy...

You're killing me today.


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plus.....on top of everything else......HE'S AN ALT!





Some say EVERYONE here is an alt..except Rob, PJ, Sneaky, and Nowhereman....


They were the original FOUR here..and all other posters here were cloned from their dna....

Think about it..what do you all remember BEFORE you first posted here????

I will tell you the shocking truth :

IMPLANTED MEMORIES!!!

in other words:

Get your ass to Mars!




Oh man...Snarf's gonna be PISSED!


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Elisa has been trying to beat that score for a while now. I personally think that emperor joker found a way to cheat with most of the games.




That's the only thing I can come up with. That he cheated. How, I have NO idea. But, fuck, try as I might, I just can't even get 30k on that game....much less 70!

Rob, I ask that you reset all of Emperor Joker's scores. He no longer posts here, and, I think my selfish needs should preclude his...

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66,092. Highest I can get. Got on the list, then EJ knocked me off.

I say keep him around. It's not like he's an alt..........................

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YOU got 66k on Mahjong? Hmmm,,,curious, that. What's your secret?

BTW, I've got my eye on your Cutie Quake score, too. But, I don't have a mouse, so I have to use a touch pad for aiming...

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Think about it..what do you all remember BEFORE you first posted here????

I will tell you the shocking truth :

IMPLANTED MEMORIES!!!







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lmao


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pro, it might have to do with being balls deep in other activities.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Jeff and I were wondering the same FREAKIN' thing.....totally sucks.

But yahoo mahjong rocks: you can get a killer score there:

http://games.yahoo.com


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No, gobdammit!! I want the score HERE!







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but her and jeffys likes the retarh'd yahoo all that work and you finish on my stomach version. LOLs

Last edited by sneaky bunny; 2006-07-26 11:08 PM.

And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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No, gobdammit!! I want to score HERE!










I'm sure Rob will oblige!

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What, you're busy tonight?

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Yep.
Jeremy was feeling a bit lonely!

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No, gobdammit!! I want the score HERE!










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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

*sob* *sob* Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?




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....we needed The Translator for that one? Was I not being obviously whiney enough?

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The plane! The plane!


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Mr. Rourke got mean in his old age!


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