Rex’s song of love
REX:
Found you in the laundry basket
people tell me that it’s wrong
What I’ve got you for baby
is pink and hard, two inches long.
THE KAMPHAUSENETTES:
Sock love!
Sock love!
REX:
Woah, sock love.
What I’m packing ain’t too drastic
Won’t be stretching your elastic
THE KAMPHAUSENETTES:
Sock love!
Sock love!
REX:
Woah, sock love.
Hot damn!
In my mind there’s nothing finer
balls deep inside sock vagina
THE KAMPHAUSENETTES:
Sock love!
Sock love!
REX:
Woah, sock love.
Now ain’t that the truth.