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This is a new experience for me. The women I have dated in the past either worshipped money or themselves. I don't know what to do on this date.
1. Obviously I can't bust out with "SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!"
2. I don't think Christians have sex at all. I think they just orgasm when they pray to god or if they do good deeds without expecting anything in return.
3. This one I need some clarification, do Christians support the scientific fact that Rob is gay?
Please give me some more tips. thanks.
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Is she Catholic or denominational?
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I honestly don't know. She just said "I'm a christian!"
Should I give her a crucified pony as a present?
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I honestly don't know. She just said "I'm a christian!"
Should I give her a crucified pony as a present?
Well, Catholics make a point of saying, "I'm Catholic," so she's prolly protestant. In which case: Yes. Yes you should give her a crucified pony as a present.
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somebody get me a 4 foot cross! I'm stealing klinton's pony!
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This is a new experience for me. The women I have dated in the past either worshipped money or themselves. I don't know what to do on this date.
1. Obviously I can't bust out with "SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!"
2. I don't think Christians have sex at all. I think they just orgasm when they pray to god or if they do good deeds without expecting anything in return.
3. This one I need some clarification, do Christians support the scientific fact that Rob is gay?
Please give me some more tips. thanks.
Talk to glacier. He's the expert on devout christian women and finding the path to salvation.
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3. This one I need some clarification, do Christians support the scientific fact that Rob is gay?
As the resident RKMBs theologian, I can honestly say... yes. Yes, we do.
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but a theologian isnt a christian!
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Isn't he, though...?
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Wonder Boy User "wonderbread" Sun Nov 12 2006 06:39 PM Reading a post in flat mode
I'm going out on a date with a devout Christian chick
This should be good.
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I honestly don't know. She just said "I'm a christian!" Is she Christian from birth or one of the "born agains"? Is she serious, or taking the piss? I have heard that lots of Christian chicks take in in the arse 'cos that way they remain virgins!! Good luck to you 
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I have heard that lots of Christian chicks take in in the arse 'cos that way they remain virgins!! Good luck to you Elsia only takes it in the arse, because she is really a man!
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This is a new experience for me. The women I have dated in the past either worshipped money or themselves. I don't know what to do on this date.
1. Obviously I can't bust out with "SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!"
2. I don't think Christians have sex at all. I think they just orgasm when they pray to god or if they do good deeds without expecting anything in return.
3. This one I need some clarification, do Christians support the scientific fact that Rob is gay?
Please give me some more tips. thanks. If you were the Sikk, which you are Not... I would wear a Slayer shirt on the first date... GOd chicks love satanists.
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Tell us more about this imaginary "Sikk" you refer to in the third-person. Has "Sikk" been part of your life since childhood? Or is this, say, a recent development in your older years?
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he got the idea from a poem on the eminem website.
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