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Karl Hungus said: But with Uschi you always get the impression she'd cut off your Johnson and tape it to her forehead the second you go to sleep.
I'd say if you DIDN'T get that "impression," you haven't been reading my posts. I think I've promised that exact statement three or more times.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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