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Reeves Car Allegedly Grazes Photographer
By Associated Press
2 hours ago
RANCHO PALOS VERDES, Calif. - Keanu Reeves was behind the wheel of a Porsche that allegedly grazed a celebrity photographer standing in the path of the sports car, investigators said Tuesday.
The photographer fell to the ground and paramedics were called after Reeves' car allegedly struck the man at 7:30 p.m. Monday, said Deputy Ed Hernandez of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
Reeves, 42, wasn't hurt.
The Associated Press left a phone message for a representative of the actor seeking comment.
"He grazed a paparazzi standing in front of his Porsche and the man fell to the ground," Hernandez said. It wasn't known how fast the Porsche was traveling.
Reeves was leaving a parking space in the Avenida Tranquila residential area near Los Verdes County Golf Course about 30 miles south of downtown Los Angeles, he said.
The photographer, whose name wasn't released, was taken to a local hospital for treatment of unknown injuries, Hernandez said.
The Sheriff's Department was investigating.
Reeves' films include "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure," "My Own Private Idaho," "Speed," "Johnny Mnemonic" and "The Matrix." He also plays in the band Dogstar.
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Keanu checked to see if the photographer was alright, then sucked his cock to make sure.
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Joe Mama said:
Keanu checked to see if the photographer was alright, then sucked his cock to make sure.
 you actually made me laugh out loud.
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The photographer fell to the ground and paramedics were called after Reeves' car allegedly struck the man at 7:30 p.m. Monday, said Deputy Ed Hernandez of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
Reeves, 42, wasn't hurt.
The way it was worded, it seemed like the Paramedics arrived and checked to see if Keanu was fine, instead of the photograper he almost ran over. Like some scene out of a Warner Brothers cartoon.
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The photographer fell to the ground and paramedics were called after Reeves' car allegedly struck the man at 7:30 p.m. Monday, said Deputy Ed Hernandez of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
Reeves, 42, wasn't hurt.
The way it was worded, it seemed like the Paramedics arrived and checked to see if Keanu was fine, instead of the photograper he almost ran over. Like some scene out of a Warner Brothers cartoon.
I was basically thinking the same thing, except the thing about the cartoon.
 Racks be to MisterJLA
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Keanu checked to see if the photographer was alright, then sucked his cock to make sure.
you actually made me laugh out loud.
Then my day is complete. 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Top Gear - the best TV show NOT on American TV.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Thats actually from a Jeremy Clarkson DVD when he wasnt on Top Gear, but its pretty much where they took the format for the show when they relaunched it!
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Top Gear - the best TV show NOT on American TV.
Robin Hood is Ok.
MI-5 was pretty fucking good too.
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I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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