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HK's Kick Ass Kung-Fu Theatre! #60644 2003-12-15 7:10 AM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 360 BFE, Ohio HEROKILLER v.2.0 300+ posts
HEROKILLER v.2.0 300+ posts Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 360 BFE, Ohio	"You killed my master/father/brother and/or disgraced my family honor/kung-fu school/made fun of my goofy hat. For this.... YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!! "Because I wear alot of make-up, and am a guy/was thrown from your pathetic school because I dared practice a forbidden art/slept with the master's daughter and didn't call her ever again....I am clearly evil....or gay." "You fool...my Tiger/Snake/Crane/Drunken Monkey/Masterbating Donkey Style is more powerful than your pathetic Flying Pig/Hamster/Mister Ed/Pimp Slap Style!" Suddnely......GODZILLA ATTACKS! "Rahr?" "Only Black Belt Jones can save us now!" TO BE CONTINUED!

Re: HK's Kick Ass Kung-Fu Theatre! #60645 2003-12-16 4:27 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts
Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here	That is some kick ass kung-fu HK!

Re: HK's Kick Ass Kung-Fu Theatre! #60646 2003-12-15 6:57 PM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 360 BFE, Ohio HEROKILLER v.2.0 300+ posts
HEROKILLER v.2.0 300+ posts Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 360 BFE, Ohio	Hence the title.

Re: HK's Kick Ass Kung-Fu Theatre! #60647 2003-12-17 4:10 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts
Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here	...Title??

Re: HK's Kick Ass Kung-Fu Theatre! #60648 2003-12-17 4:15 AM
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1 The Twilight Zone Grimm living in 1962 15000+ posts
Grimm living in 1962 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1 The Twilight Zone	MORE!!!!

Re: HK's Kick Ass Kung-Fu Theatre! #60649 2003-12-17 12:24 AM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 360 BFE, Ohio HEROKILLER v.2.0 300+ posts
HEROKILLER v.2.0 300+ posts Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 360 BFE, Ohio	"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Holy Shit! He's really pissed!" "Fuckin' Gawdziller....worse than cock-a-roaches he is!" "You called?" "Dude! You're Bruce LeRoy!" "Since Black Belt Jones is unavailable at the moment...we'll have to settle for you, LeRoy!" Suddenly....the Glow is upon him.... "Awwwwww yeah!" To Be continued....

Re: HK's Kick Ass Kung-Fu Theatre! HEROKILLER v.2.0 #60650 2005-06-18 8:23 PM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 13,392 Entropy Point The Time Trust [insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts
The Time Trust [insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 13,392 Entropy Point	I'll never need to watch one of those films, now.

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