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Wich muppet would you fuck? #66147 2003-09-04 2:50 AM
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First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex...	Well? Kermit? The Count? Cookie Monster? Snuffalupagus? Oscar the Grouch? Animal? Buynson? Beeker? Who?

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66148 2003-09-04 2:52 AM
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whomod some RKMB'ers are Obsessed with Black People Hmmm? 5000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 5,958 Los Angeles. The left coast.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66149 2003-09-04 2:52 AM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66150 2003-09-04 2:52 AM
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Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 up the butt	I'd marry Kermit, but I'd take Grover anyday.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66151 2003-09-04 2:52 AM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66152 2003-09-04 3:04 AM
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First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14	While Miss Piggy would be a screamer and allow immediate access down the rear portal of mystery (and can't you just picture Kermit giving it to her up the arse), she'd also be bossy and demand longer receipt of oral pleasure (Kermit, after all, has a long tongue for catching flies). Dirty pig. Evertone knows she was doing it with Animal behind Kermit's back.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66153 2003-09-04 5:55 AM
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backwards7 1500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,978	I know Miss Piggy's probably a total whore and would lie completely motionless underneath you while screaming demands, but I'd still do her. She'd probably make you buy her a fur coat or an expensive piece of jewellery afterwards too. One thing that puts me off is that she looks like she might be into strap-ons. I'd do kermit, as long as I was on top. Cookie Monster? I'd probably buy a big bag of cookies and then bribe him into performing really depraved sexual acts like blowing all the other muppets. Those poor muppets. If I worked for the Henson corporation I'd be filing a restraining against me right now. (This fucking board won't let me write coo*kie)

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66154 2003-09-04 5:57 AM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66155 2003-09-04 7:30 AM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66156 2003-09-04 10:52 AM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66157 2003-09-04 11:04 AM
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ButterRican The somewhat random 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,231 back from the dead	gotta be the nose

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66158 2003-09-04 11:07 AM
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Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace!	Beeker is already taken.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66159 2003-09-04 11:07 AM
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ButterRican The somewhat random 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,231 back from the dead	he Must me an animal in bed! ANIMAL SPECIAL TALENTS: Drums, Women, Food. HOBBIES: Drums, Women, Food. FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS: "Louder!", "Food now!" and "Want Woman!" LAST BOOK EATEN: "The Musicians' Guide to Drums, Women & Food" NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: An appetite.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66160 2003-09-04 11:08 AM
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Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace!	Kermit had a thing for his creator!

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66161 2003-09-04 11:10 AM
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Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace!	Anti-Muppet propaganda!

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66162 2003-09-04 11:27 AM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66163 2003-09-04 12:38 PM
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Chant fudge 4000+ posts Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,205 Denmark	ehhhhh????

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66164 2003-09-04 11:02 PM
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The Indestructible Man 1000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,286 The wilds of Jersey	Mario looks pissed in that second panel!

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66165 2003-09-05 2:37 PM
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Who.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66166 2003-09-05 7:52 PM
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Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	Mario.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66167 2003-09-05 10:27 PM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66168 2003-09-05 11:09 PM
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Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	MUPPET FUCKERS!

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66169 2003-09-06 1:08 AM
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Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large	quote: Originally posted by Uschi: I'd marry Kermit, but I'd take Grover anyday. I thought you said "Sowwy, no mawwage fer Oosh"

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66170 2003-09-06 6:38 AM
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Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 up the butt	True. I would have to go absolutely, undeniably bonkers insane, however, to marry a piece of cloth with a guy's hand up it's butt. Kermit's personality is marriage-material. s'all I'm sayin'.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66171 2003-09-06 6:42 AM
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THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home	Then I withdraw my offer of marriage.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66172 2003-09-06 6:44 AM
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Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 up the butt	Withdraw? ...from who?

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66173 2003-09-06 6:57 AM
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THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home	We'll always have Paris.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66174 2003-09-06 6:59 AM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66175 2003-09-06 6:59 AM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66176 2003-09-06 4:13 PM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66177 2003-09-06 4:21 PM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66178 2003-09-06 4:22 PM
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Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 up the butt	I just noticed the title says "WICH" muppet. That's wrong in so many ways...

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66179 2003-09-06 4:22 PM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66180 2003-09-06 4:34 PM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66181 2003-09-06 4:42 PM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66182 2003-09-06 4:48 PM
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Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 up the butt	Commander Obvious uses his powers of Observation to save the world.

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66183 2003-09-06 4:52 PM
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BATTITUDE Version.1 25+ posts Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 75 The parks commission	Get your tits out!

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66184 2003-09-06 4:55 PM
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Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66185 2003-09-06 5:02 PM
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BATTITUDE Version.1 25+ posts Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 75 The parks commission	My eyes have just exploded!

Re: Wich muppet would you fuck? #66186 2003-09-06 5:58 PM
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The Indestructible Man 1000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,286 The wilds of Jersey	Those mice just LOVE the cock...

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