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alba is way hotter

but i think lopez would be way better in bed


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i don't see the fuss over jessica, she looks crap in FF and the only time i would ever consider touching myself is that wrap around the pole in sin city but besides that she is a very normal girl, or i'm lucky in the girls i know.


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Alba. Both have smaller titties and larger asses. But Alba is younger and presumably less of a bitch, which translates into some good sex. Lopez would be too busy admiring herself and barking orders to be a good lay.

If Alba looked like crap in the FF flicks, blame bad casting and makeup/contacts. That body is tight and good to go for some good stern fucking!


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Alba is prettier, but something about her face still looks like a little girl. I feel like I'm researching a book when I look at her.

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They're both very pretty, that's a good contest.

But Lopez's speech and manner is a little too "street" for me.
Based on that, I'd pick Jessica Alba.

Either one is highly boneworthy, though!

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 Originally Posted By: wonder boy

But Lopez's speech and manner is a little too "mexican" for me.
Based on that, I'd pick Jessica Alba.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: wonder boy

But Lopez's speech and manner is a little too "black" for me.
Based on that, I'd pick Jessica Alba.



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Alba.

J-Lo loses points for fucking Diddy AND Affleck back to back. Not ready for that level of STD at this point in my life.


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"Street" has no racial connotation, either black or mexican.

It's strictly a "class" or "no class" evaluation. Someone speaks and behaves in a refined or educated way,
or in an uneducated way.
White people can be "street" too.


And how can Jennifer Lopez be black?!? She's clearly hispanic!

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Look at her ass, homie...latinas don't normally have asses like that...

que Harley...


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I gotta roll with Alba, though I must say, I'd surely fuck J-LO and dump her afterwards.

Alba I'd woo and seduce and do other stuff to.




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Well, it is a nice ass, granted, TB, but...

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  • ...born to Puerto Rican parents...



I don't see what would make Lopez "too black", or at all black. Unless you guys are just playin' with me.





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Well, Rican chicks are kinda psuedo black...they have all the good physical advantages and they are better in a knife fight.


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Oh, well, OK then!


I had a Puerto Rican girlfriend in 1997-1998, but she was a bit demure for any knife-fighting. \:\)
But I recommend the experience. Of the latin women I've dated so far, I like Colombian women the best.

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Of all the women I've been thru, never had a chick of hispanic descent. Now that I'm old and shitty, figure I'll never have a shot unless harley wakes up retarded one day...

Love you new avatar by the way.


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of the few hispanic chicks i had, most were pretty wild. i mean...wild.

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I've had that experience with Asians...one Vietnamese/Black, the other was Korean/Thai.

Just outrageous. Would do damn near anything and do it well. And both were little...like 5 foot and less than 110 lbs. You could just throw them in the air and catch them on your dick.

Good times...


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 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: wonder boy

But Lopez's speech and manner is a little too "black" for me.
Based on that, I'd pick Jessica Alba.



what i heard...



retard. He hates all minorities but this time it was mexicans. Stop ruining my wonder tard trolling with your black hate.


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
I've had that experience with Asians...one Vietnamese/Black, the other was Korean/Thai.

Just outrageous. Would do damn near anything and do it well. And both were little...like 5 foot and less than 110 lbs. You could just throw them in the air and catch them on your dick.

Good times...


no asians....but that is bout how most mexican women are.....well, the ones i dated anyway. they are hit n miss though, they either stay hot forevarrrrrrrrrr, or blow up at like 30.

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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
Well, Rican chicks are kinda psuedo black...they have all the good physical advantages and they are better in a knife fight.



alot of the spanish have a little negro in em anyways. all those damn spaniards fuckin around with the slaves they brought over...


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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
of the few hispanic chicks i had, most were pretty wild. i mean...wild.




oh its true...


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
I've had that experience with Asians...one Vietnamese/Black, the other was Korean/Thai.

Just outrageous. Would do damn near anything and do it well. And both were little...like 5 foot and less than 110 lbs. You could just throw them in the air and catch them on your dick.

Good times...



always wanted a wild asian chick. never could seem to catch one though...


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 Originally Posted By: rex
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 Originally Posted By: wonder boy

But Lopez's speech and manner is a little too "black" for me.
Based on that, I'd pick Jessica Alba.



what i heard...



retard. He hates all minorities but this time it was mexicans. Stop ruining my wonder tard trolling with your black hate.



heh. rex is reading my posts...


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 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
I've had that experience with Asians...one Vietnamese/Black, the other was Korean/Thai.

Just outrageous. Would do damn near anything and do it well. And both were little...like 5 foot and less than 110 lbs. You could just throw them in the air and catch them on your dick.

Good times...



always wanted a wild asian chick. never could seem to catch one though...


Try using bigger bait...


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
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I've had that experience with Asians...one Vietnamese/Black, the other was Korean/Thai.

Just outrageous. Would do damn near anything and do it well. And both were little...like 5 foot and less than 110 lbs. You could just throw them in the air and catch them on your dick.

Good times...



always wanted a wild asian chick. never could seem to catch one though...


Try using bigger bait...


Damn, Knurkel! He just said your cock is small!


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard


Love you new avatar by the way.


Thanks, bro.
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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard


I've had that experience with Asians...one Vietnamese/Black, the other was Korean/Thai.

Just outrageous. Would do damn near anything and do it well. And both were little...like 5 foot and less than 110 lbs. You could just throw them in the air and catch them on your dick.

Good times...


Yeah, I had an asian girlfriend too. I wouldn't describe her as overly wild, but she was willing to try just about anything suggested to her. Good times indeed.

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 Originally Posted By: rex
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 Originally Posted By: wonder boy

But Lopez's speech and manner is a little too "black" for me.
Based on that, I'd pick Jessica Alba.




what i heard...



retard. He hates all minorities but this time it was mexicans. Stop ruining my wonder tard trolling with your black hate.


I've just said I dated two of the minorities you allege that I hate, and have dated women of pretty much every race. Sorry to disappoint, bro, but I'm not a racist.



I don't even hate trolls. \:\)



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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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I've had that experience with Asians...one Vietnamese/Black, the other was Korean/Thai.

Just outrageous. Would do damn near anything and do it well. And both were little...like 5 foot and less than 110 lbs. You could just throw them in the air and catch them on your dick.

Good times...



always wanted a wild asian chick. never could seem to catch one though...


Try using bigger bait...


Damn, Knurkel! He just said your cock is small!



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 Originally Posted By: Holden McGroin

I've just said I dated two of the minorities you allege that I hate, and have dated women of pretty much every race. Sorry to disappoint, bro, but I'm not a racist.


All your deep thoughts manifestos show that you are.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Holden McGroin

I've just said I dated two of the minorities you allege that I hate, and have dated women of pretty much every race. Sorry to disappoint, bro, but I'm not a racist.


All your deep thoughts manifestos show that you are.


Except I only post to the women section. \:\)

You don't know me at all, rex.

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You're not fooling anyone wonder tard. We all know who you are and we all know what you are like.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
You're not fooling anyone wonder tard. We all know who you are and we all know what you are like.


We all know you're a jerk, rex.

And we all know you don't speak for anyone else.

Why can't you just play nice with the other kids?



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Why can't you just admit to being wonder tard?


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Why can't you just admit to being wonder tard?


A better question is: Why are you so obsessed with me?

I'm just trying to have some fun, joke around and post some pics in the Women forum. And your sole occupation
(it's well established that you have no other occupation, such as a woman or a job) is getting in my face on
these boards 24/7.


Is trying to degrade me the only way you can uplift your status, and your own self-esteem?

I've never said an unkind word to you, rex. Certainly not unprovoked.

Seriously, what the fuck is your problem, and your fixation on me?
I've held back and tried not to humiliate you on many occasions.



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I like Alba....


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