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Okay, not my boss. The owner of College Pharmacy was arrested (in the pharm) yesterday. Finally this afternoon the information was released:

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http://www.kktv.com/news/headlines/9458011.html
http://www.kktv.com/news/headlines/9458011.html
http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_241201328.html
http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/08-29-2007/0004653905&EDATE=
"Bader is charged with one count of conspiracy, ten counts of mail
fraud, four counts of distribution of human growth hormone, one count of
sale or facilitating the sale of smuggled goods, and one count of asset
forfeiture.
Henry is charged with one count of conspiracy, ten counts of mail
fraud, four counts of distribution of human growth hormone, and one count
of asset forfeiture.
Blum is charged with four counts of distribution of human growth
hormone, one count of sale of facilitating the sale of smuggled goods, and
one count of asset forfeiture.
The corporation College Pharmacy is also charged in all eighteen counts
of the indictment.
The penalty for conspiracy as well as the penalty for the distribution
of human growth hormone is not more than 5 years in federal prison, and up
to a $250,000 fine. The penalty for mail fraud as well as receiving
smuggled goods and facilitating the sale of smuggled goods is not more than
20 years in federal prison, and up to a $250,000 fine.
The indictment also includes an asset forfeiture count. Among the
assets that are the subject of the forfeiture count are approximately
$4,100,000 in cash, and real property, including the pharmacy, a property
in Iowa, properties in North Carolina, several properties in Florida, as
well as properties in Manitou Springs, Colorado Springs, Castle Rock, and
Denver."


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Holy shit. Are you gonna be called in as a witness or anything?


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Or as evidence?

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"Your Honor, I ask that the young woman be marked as 'Exhibit A'"

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
"Your Honor, I ask that the young woman be marked as 'Exhibit A'"

can you mark a person as an exhibit? doesn't sound like something a real lawyer would say.


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Uschi injected HGH into her boobs????


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You'd think that Uschi would inject herself with the HGH and then become a 50 foot giant. She could then become a great super hero, defeating giant robots who attack Earth!


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Okay, not my boss. The owner of College Pharmacy was arrested (in the pharm) yesterday. Finally this afternoon the information was released:

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http://www.kktv.com/news/headlines/9458011.html
http://www.kktv.com/news/headlines/9458011.html
http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_241201328.html
http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/08-29-2007/0004653905&EDATE=
"Bader is charged with one count of conspiracy, ten counts of mail
fraud, four counts of distribution of human growth hormone, one count of
sale or facilitating the sale of smuggled goods, and one count of asset
forfeiture.
Henry is charged with one count of conspiracy, ten counts of mail
fraud, four counts of distribution of human growth hormone, and one count
of asset forfeiture.
Blum is charged with four counts of distribution of human growth
hormone, one count of sale of facilitating the sale of smuggled goods, and
one count of asset forfeiture.
The corporation College Pharmacy is also charged in all eighteen counts
of the indictment.
The penalty for conspiracy as well as the penalty for the distribution
of human growth hormone is not more than 5 years in federal prison, and up
to a $250,000 fine. The penalty for mail fraud as well as receiving
smuggled goods and facilitating the sale of smuggled goods is not more than
20 years in federal prison, and up to a $250,000 fine.
The indictment also includes an asset forfeiture count. Among the
assets that are the subject of the forfeiture count are approximately
$4,100,000 in cash, and real property, including the pharmacy, a property
in Iowa, properties in North Carolina, several properties in Florida, as
well as properties in Manitou Springs, Colorado Springs, Castle Rock, and
Denver."


Yeah, I don't think you want put that guy down as a reference in the future...


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 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57
You'd think that Uschi would inject herself with the HGH and then become a 50 foot giant. She could then become a great super hero, defeating giant robots who attack Earth!

no she used it with viagra and shot it in her cunt.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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and thus super sarlac was created....


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And this is the place that gave you so much trouble right?

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*Spoilers*


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and one count of asset forfeiture.


Uschi! You worked for a gaypist!


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This is the greatest "MY BOSS GOT ARRESTED!" thread ever!


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and one count of ass forfeiture.

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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
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rita's!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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The media is really going after Tom gung-ho, reestablishing the fact that they're sensationalist bastitches and ignoring the whole "innocent until proven guilty" part of our rights. The pharmacists at work are, apparently, as surprised as anyone -- moreso because they STUDIED the laws and never read anything about it being illegal. And, while Tom is being charged with conspiracy with this fellow in Texas, the Texas guy is the distributer we got the stuff from-- someone a LOT of people get the somatropin from. So, the question as to why go after Tom is looming. Also, the media parked outside the pharmacy and broadcast that a hearing would convene tomorrow to potentially revoke Tom's and the pharmacy's licenses. Nobody at the company knew about that though. So, we don't know where the media is getting their information. This is a huge clusterfuck of "what?" -- will update as time goes by.


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
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and one count of asset forfeiture.


Uschi! You worked for a gaypist!


I ALWAYS knew that!


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Did he ever, you know, forfeit you in the ass?


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Until I am subpoenaed, I plead the fifth.


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That's so very retarded.


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yeah i was trying to find the chappelle one but i couldnt.... \:\(


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Hey, how are you? Why don't you take a seat over there Uschi. Enjoying the cookies and lemonade are you? So what are you doing here? You're here to post on these message boards? So you've done this before. I have a few transcripts. That uhm, well lets go through them together and see if you reconize any of these. Is this you Uschi?

CPhtStud4u4sex: I'm not going to avoid the subject. I would like to make love to you after we're doing boot chopping. I have a serious fetish for boots.

Do you have a fetish for boots uschi?

CPhtStud4u4sex: I can't control my horny level. I want to fuck your brains out.
CPhtStud4u4sex: I can't help it.
CPhtStud4u4sex: Remember, sex is a little nasty. I don't want your dad to find stuff in his bed.

Uschi, you're a responsible poster and now you understand your life is ruined. Noww there's something I have to tell you. My names Chris Hansen and you're on rkmbs.com.


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what the hell is boot chopping?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Chut up!


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OK CPht Stud.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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shot in the head...?


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What?


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Who the hell is Chris Hansen?

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I'm Paul Mandral...


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Who the hell is Chris Hansen?



And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
OK CPht Stud.


was from Donnie Darko. Charita. "Chut up!" - "Go back to China, bitch!"


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yes, ma'am, i mean, CPhT Stud.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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