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Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69144 2001-02-09 7:23 PM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 219 Oh, lordy...I's be Hyp-mo-tize... The Human Tornado 200+ posts
The Human Tornado 200+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 219 Oh, lordy...I's be Hyp-mo-tize...	Opened a bottle of soda pop there the other day, and under the cap it read, "PLEASE TRY AGAIN". Was confused at first...thought maybe I had opened the damn thing wrong. Then realized it was an inspirational message, kinda like, "Have a Coke and a Smile...oh yeah, and here's some hope , too." Filled with joy, thinkin' that someone or something out there was finally givin' me a sign, that it was worth goin' on and fightin' the good fight (used to think that the band Triumph was passin' this message on to me earlier in life, but was mistaken)...I was elated, to say the least. Then someone at work filled me in that they were just running a contest and my spirits dropped. Why God?!?! WHY?!?!

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69145 2001-02-10 6:21 PM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,070 not in a box, not with a fox Poncharillo astounding! 1000+ posts
Poncharillo astounding! 1000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,070 not in a box, not with a fox	That's better than what happened to me. I opened up a bottle of Coca-Cola and underneath the cap was the message "shoot yourself now." I could not do this of course because I do not have a gun, but others might not be so lucky.

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69146 2001-02-11 12:51 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,746 Homaphobinia rufusTfirefly 2500+ posts
rufusTfirefly 2500+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,746 Homaphobinia	BLAM

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69147 2001-02-11 1:27 AM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 6,377 Burlington, Ky. USA LLance 6000+ posts
LLance 6000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 6,377 Burlington, Ky. USA	I find it distubing when I read "Human spittle" listed as one of the ingrediants on the label! -----once over and no extra charge for hockers!------

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69148 2003-05-06 4:36 PM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,971 URG'S cave URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts
URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,971 URG'S cave	Human spittle or sugar and salt . which would you rather have in your soda.

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69149 2003-05-06 4:44 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,846 Likes: 1 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts
Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,846 Likes: 1 in the dojo without fear	hey, look! a buncha people that used t'post here. and urg!

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69150 2003-05-06 10:07 PM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 7,587 Gainesville, FL Disco Steve 7500+ posts
Disco Steve 7500+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 7,587 Gainesville, FL	URG!?

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69151 2003-05-06 11:49 PM
Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14 First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14	If you transpose the letters "URG" you get "RUG".

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69152 2003-05-07 3:08 AM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,687 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,687 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods.	or GRU

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69153 2003-05-07 5:04 AM
Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14 First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14	GUR!

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69154 2003-05-08 4:44 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,971 URG'S cave URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts
URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,971 URG'S cave	You am guys can Ask any of your women how to say my name,they am say it good and loud when they yell it when URG am giving them a good time.

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69155 2003-05-08 2:16 PM
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,998 a psych ward near you Kimi 1500+ posts
Kimi 1500+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,998 a psych ward near you	:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69156 2003-05-08 2:58 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,687 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,687 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods.	urgie is real man

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... #69157 2003-11-03 12:42 PM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts
Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here	quote: Originally posted by URG: You am guys can Ask any of your women how to say my name,they am say it good and loud when they yell it when URG am giving them a good time. From what I've heard some men do too.

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... Jack Mehoff #69158 2005-04-16 5:57 PM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 485 Good Question 400+ posts
Good Question 400+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 485

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... Good Question #69159 2005-04-17 3:25 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts
Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	A man's home is his castle. At least that's how he feels when he pays taxes on it. The honeymoon is over when the bride begins to feel like she was never anything but a tax deduction to him. Don't you long for the good old days when Uncle Sam lived within his income and without most of yours?

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... Frank Burns #69160 2005-04-17 8:55 PM
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 296 RKMBDICK 200+ posts
RKMBDICK 200+ posts Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 296	You errant pottle-deep pignut!!!!

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... RKMBDICK #69161 2005-04-18 6:44 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,971 URG'S cave URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts
URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,971 URG'S cave	Cave Babes http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/824582#Post824582 Cave Drawings http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/860036 Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar "Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm

Re: Had myself one o' dem Spiritual Experiences... URG #69162 2005-04-21 2:15 AM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	Quote: *Chris Oakley said:* P.S.As if I don't have enough drama in my life,my brother was arrested this afternoon after we got in an argument. November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

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